Hello Wattpad hoes

I've recently become incredibly obsessed with Hetalia Axis Powers (Germany you sexy mother fucker-) and NOW I WANNA WRITE SOME FANFICTION

This is also me trying to regain motivation to write on Wattpad again lmao

Also fun facts:

1. France has the same English VA as Tenya Iida
2. America has the same English VA as Tomura Shigaraki

😀👍🏼

Anyways

In case you have never seen Hetalia, it's a VERY comical anime about WW2. It's full of stereotypes, dirty jokes, dark humor, and some...choice language.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"I guess Germany's asshole isn't all that cozy!"
-Austria

"Hey Japan, want to see my butt?"
-Italy

"You've only got 15 minutes to eat! If you don't finish eating within the time limit, I will kill you."
-Germany

"Hey dude, think you can make me like 10,000 25cm condoms?"
-America

"I know I'm not strong but I'm cute!"
-Italy (again)

"So he had to apologize to Greece for playing with his pussy without permission!"
-Germany

"PASTAAAAAAAAAAA!"
-Italy

Germany: We don't have to kiss do we...?
Italy: Nope! Unless you want to!

"He'll get so scared he'll pee all over the little girl, R Kelly style!"
-America

"Close your legs, it smells like blue cheese-"
-Germany

And those are just a few of the ever so lovely quotes of Hetalia

Drop a request for a character on the next chapter if you're interested. Next chapter will contain (mugshots) images of some of the beautiful character's lovely faces

Anyways bye

Queen Explosion Murder out! 💥