America: OH MY GOD JAPAN WHY

Japan: w-what?

America: YOU ALWAYS MAKE MY CITIZENS ADDICTED TO ANIME

Japan: U-umm..I'm really sorry..

America: AND SOME OF THEM ARE A WEABOO

Japan: Oh, I see. And why are your citizens influencing our culture? And some of them doesn't know how to speak english, and that's good. BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING OFFICIAL LANGUAGE YOU DOUCHEBAG

Do not make Japan sad or feeling insulted. He will insult you more