Romano: what the fuck is that.?

Spain: Children! *smiles*

Mexico: mama?

Philippines: *looks at Romano* Mama!

Romano: wOAH WOAH WOAH. HOLD THE FUCK UP. I'm NOT YOUR MOTHER GEEZUS KRIST

Philippines: *cOUGhs* England told me once that you two are having a lovey dovey in a ship!

Mexico: *leaves*

Spain: o-o

Romano: *bends down* Since when are we related anyway?

Spain: Romano, You can't just ask a niño like that.

Philippines: We're not related, you are just adopted *winks*

Romano: *broke* mE?!

Spain: *shrugs* :)

Mexico: *laughs 16ft away*