Reader's POV~
I deadpanned at the sight I was greeted with. Literally, the entire meeting room was covered in bubbles. And most of the other nations were trapped in bubbles besides a select few, such as Narnia, Bermuda, Germany, and Atlantis of course. In fact, I'm damn near 100% sure it was Atlantis was the one who blew all those bubbles. There is a 99.99999999999999999% chance it was Atlantis. I'm betting my yaoi collection on tha-if I had one that is.

What the absolute fuuuuuuuuuuuuudge. Of course physics don't apply here. OF COURSE NOT. Because somehow physics and logic decide to go on a vacation whenever Atlantis is around. But still.

"Atlantis, what have you done?" I asked as I approached, shaking my head.

"Bloop bloop bloop," she answered, and I sighed. I turned to Bermuda.

"Translation?"

"She said that she just felt like it."

"Godamnit Atlantis..."

Germany seemed to be quite annoyed too. Probably because this meeting was supposed to be an important one and it was currently going nowhere. Though, he should be used to it by now. World Meetings usually never go anywhere since everyone's arguing. Honestly, I think the Lost Countries have better luck with their meetings than we do.

"Atlantis! This meeting was an important one! Now we're off-schedule," Germany muttered angrily, and Atlantis blinked at him a couple of times.

Then everyone fell out of their bubbles and all over the place. Unfortunately for me, I was apparently standing right below the bubbles of America and Can...Cana....Canada was his name! Yeah, I was standing right beneath their bubbles, so guess who they landed on.

Was it (A) Atlantis (B) Narnia (C) Me or (D) Germany? If you guessed (C), me, you were correct! And you have an imaginary cookie as your reward.

"Ow..."

"Oh maple, America please...."

"Whoa! Thanks for cushioning my fall dudes!"

Canadia-CANADA and I stood up slowly, and I rolled my eyes.

"America, I didn't have a choice. You were floating right above me, and I wasn't able to move out of the way," I said, unamused. "And you're welcome, I guess."

I looked around to see how all the others ended up. France had unfortunately(for him) had landed on top of Narnia, and she was now beating the ever-loving crap out of him. All the Asian countries ended up in one pile, with poor China at the bottom. Russia somehow floated down don't ask me how. His scarf maybe? Switzerland and Lichtenstein had landed together with Lichtenstein sitting on top of Switzerland's back. 

I looked over a different direction and saw Scotland, Wales, England, and both Irelands had landed in a pile too. England was at the bottom of this pile. Spain and Romano were in a bubble together for some strange reason, and now Romano was being helped up by Spain. Prussia(though I have no clue why he was here) ended up on top of the freaking ceiling light. He'll be fine up there. The Baltic  Trio were perfectly fine, as they appeared to be sitting on the floor looking very confused. Hungary fell on top of Austria and Italy landed on top of the table.

"Thank you Atlantis-wait, what the-" Germany was cut off as he was suddenly put in a bubble.

I stifled a laugh at the sight. Here we have the ever-so-uptight and strict Germany inside a bubble. I probably would have laughed if a startled cat-like screech caught my attention.

I looked over to see Narnia was in her own bubble, looking quite upset. By upset, I mean the angry I'm-going-to-kill-you-later kind of upset. Bermuda was in her own bubble as well, though she was rather calm about the whole ordeal. All of a sudden, I was caught in a bubble too. It's actually quite weird being inside a bubble. It's like having your own pocket of air, but it can pop at any moment. 

My bubble started drifting towards Germany's, and before I knew it, Germany and I were sharing a bubble.

"I'm pretty sure this is an Atlantean bubble," I said, and Germany nodded, clearly annoyed and freaked out.

Then, Atlantis somehow managed to poke her head through our bubble even though we were clearly 10 feet off the ground. Like I said, physics and logic have no meaning apparently.

"Alright, since I can't decide who I like more," she said in English.

Wait, ENGLISH?!

"Since I can't decide who I like more, I'll have you both compete for my hand in MARRIAGE!" she announced.

Both me and Germany deadpanned. 

"And what if we...uh...can't?" he asked.

"Too bad! You'll compete anyway!" she chirped.

We're so dead, aren't we?

(a/n)

I WROTE THIS INSTEAD OF SLEEPING. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME SENPAI. Also Reader has no gender. You can decide what gender reader-person is.
~Vanilla