Denmark: IM THE RL SHADY, YES IM THE SLIM SHADY, OF THE FUCKING LEGO KINGDOM FUCK YEAH BITCHES.

Reader: omg bitch n-

Norgay:*does magical gayness powers on Denmark*

Denmark:*dies*

Reader: well that works...YES IM THE REAL SHADY OF THE RL LEGO KINGDOM MOOFUUCCKKKAAAAS