Britain: *holds up a picture of a dog*

Colonies of America: Doggy!

Britain: *holds up a picture of a cat*

Colonies of America: Kitty!

Britain: *points to self*

Colonies of America: M-... ma-...

Colonies of America: MOTHERFUCKA BRITAIN I REBEL GIMME LIBERTY OR GIMME DEATH FREEDOM *bald eagle screeches* *american anthem intensifies*

Britain: FRAAANNCCEEE!!!!