Canada: *sleeping*

America: *snickers* This is a harmless prank... *farts on Canada*

~30 mins later~

Canada: *still sleeping*

America: *eats a chili burrito and farts on Canada again*

~1 hour later~

America: Seriously? He's still asleep? I farted on him for more than ten times already.

England: You farted on him ten times?! You git! He died from your gas bomb!

America: What?! *approaches Canada and hugs him* I'm so sorry Canada! I know I shouldn't have but I still pranked you!

England: *cries* You killed your own brother! *hugs Canada*

America: Brother... I'm so sorry! *cries*

Canada: *secretly awake* So worth it. Finally, the love I deserve!