Austria:  Ok.... Listen, you incompetent fools. We need to play together as a band for this year's big concert to prove to my worst enemy from high school that I'm-  I mean we're great.  Please practice! Any questions?

America:  *raises hand*

Austria:  Yes?

America: *SLAMS HANDS ON KEYBOARD*  GUESS THE SONG

Austria: .......... I have no idea

America:  It's Friday!

Austria: ....... Welp, I'm gonna go rot in the corner

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Practice
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Austria:  You guys practice?

Band: YES!

Austria:  Show me what you got... 1, 2, 3

Building:  *EXPLODES*

Austria:  *has Germany's drum stick stuck on his forehead*

Austria: ......... Please don't show up tomorrow...

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The next day, aka, day of the concert
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Prussia:  Kesesese did you bring your poor excuse of a band?!

Austria:  U-Uh.... They... evaporated and... died

Band:  *shows up*

Prussia: ...... Wtf

Austria:  FOR FUCKS SAKE I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME

Prussia: Anyways, you loosers gotta go perform now

Austria:  :(

Prussia:  Also! While you were busy training these fuck faces I stole your girlfriend

Hungary:  yES BIOOOOTCH

Austria: Hungary! YOU'LL SEE! WE'LL BE GREAT......... I hope

Band:  *walk up to stage*

Austria:  *deep breath*

Austria:  Ok....1....2.....3..... 4.....

England:  *light guitar strumming*

Germany:  *softly plays drums in the background*

Finland,  Liechtenstein and Canada:  *background singing "ohhhhhh ohhh ohhh"*

Music:  *calm calm cal-  oooooSHIT*

Italy:  I'M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST, I WIPE MY BROW AND I SWEAT MY RUST, I'M BREATHING IN...THE CHEMICALS

Everyone:  *INHALE* ....... *EXHALE*

Italy:  I'M BREAKING IN AND SHAPING UP, THEN CHECKING OUT ON THE PRISON BUS-  THIS IS IT, THE APOCALYPSE.... WOAH-  I'M WAKING UP

England:  *ELECTRIC GUITAR INTENSIFIES*

Germany:  *DRUM PLAYING INTENSIFIES*

Romano:  *AGGRESSIVELY PLAYS TAMBOURINE*

America:  *PLAYS KEYBOARD LIKE A PRO*

Switzerland:  *PLAYS BASE LIKE A FUCKING EXPERT*

Austria:  O_O

Prussia:  *shits himself*

Italy:  I FEEL IT IN MY BONES, ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SYSTEM GROW

Canada:  welcome to the new age, tO THE NEW AGE, WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE.... TO THE NEW AGE

Prussia:  *passes out and is taken to the hospital*

Everyone:  WOAHOHOHOH, WOAHOHOHOH I'M-  RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE

Austria:  *STARTS JAMMING OUT AND JUMPS INTO THE CROWD*

Crowd:  *doesn't catch him and he dies*

Everyone: ............... WOAHOHOHOH, WOAHOHOHOH I'M RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE