This is a continuation of reverse Hermit Children

There were several things that didn't make when Ren woke up, but the biggest was the fact that Joe, False and Hypno were children. 

'What do we do?!' Martyn, who was apparently also there, held the screaming False at arm's length. 'I can't handle children!'

'Neither can I, dude! What's going on?!'

'I don't know!' Hypno decided to start climbing up Ren's leg, and was doing a terrifyingly good job.

'Doc, can you help us?! At all?' Ren questioned the third grown-up Hermit there as he tried to shake off Hypno. However, Doc remained distracted, holding Joe. 

'Boop!' He booped little Joe's nose.

'Boop!' Little Joe booped Doc's goat nose.

'Boop!'

'Boop!'

'Boop!'

'Boop!'

'Uhh... Doc?'

'...what?' The 7-foot creeper-goat cyborg looked over from playing boop-the-nose with his new child.  'What?! I like children!' Joe waved excitedly before crawling out of Doc's grip just to...

'Supa boop!' Joe booped his nose against Doc's. The half-goat gave a surprised little bleat, overwhelmed by the cuteness.

'Superboop!' Doc replied excitedly, superbooping back. Joe giggled. Ren and Martyn exchanged a glance.

'You know what? I won't separate them,' Martyn decided. 'Too cute.'

'Agreed.'

'MARTYN!' Came a yell from above. Scott. 'MARTYN YOUR SOULMATE IS COMING!'

'My WHAT? You mean CLEO?'

'Martyyyyy!' little Cleo squealed, reaching towards Martyn as they landed. 'Marty! Marty!'

'I decided Jimmy is my child. So... I need to get rid of Cleo. Here you go!'

'Ceo? Ceo?' Joe looked over from boop-the-nose with Doc. 'I wan- I wan boop Ceo nose!'

'You wanna boop Cleo's nose?' Doc walked towards where Cleo had replaced False in Martyn's hands. Joe reached out towards them until he was close enough to...

'Boop!' He booped Cleo's nose. Cleo booped Martyn's nose. 

By punching him.

'BIG boop!'

'OW! Notch! I see why you wanted to get rid of her!'

'Yeah... they are violent sometimes. But that shouldn't be a huge problem... oh, hello...' Scott's focus shifted as Hypno, having reached Ren's head and happy with his ascent, started reaching over to Scott, successfully climbing across to his shoulder. 

'Les gooooo!' Hypno squealed. 'Hypie the noooo!'

'I have acquired a new child...'

'Ooooooo...' Hypno spotted Scott's communicator, pressing random buttons, excited by the changing image. 'Wassit dooo?'

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'No, no... this isn't... yours...'

Meanwhile, Cleo and Martyn were fighting, Doc and Joe were still booping noses and Ren was telling False stories about the Life Series (she liked chaos and murder).

Xisuma: SERVER MEETING

Xisuma: IMMEDIATELY 

Xisuma: AT SPAWN

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'More suff! More suff!' Hypno pointed out excitedly. 'I maded suff!'

'Hypno... right? Can you keep off Uncle Scott's communicator for now?'

'We're... not far... from spawn, right?' Martyn asked, still trying to get rid of Cleo slapping his face repeatedly. Ren and Doc nodded. 

'It's just this way, I think.'

As the group arrived, Xisuma ran over to greet them, holding tiny Wels. Keralis was there with xB, and Gem was keeping an eye on little Pearl, running over to Martyn, holding a fluffy teddy wolf.

'Tilly!' Pearl proclaimed, holding up the teddy.

'Oh my gosh you're so CUUUUUTE!' Scott squealed. 'Hello there, Pearl... how are you doing?'

'MY Tilly!' Pearl hugged Tilly tighter, running away from her ex-soulmate and back to Gem. Right then, Cub and Grian arrived with little Scar and Mumbo respectively.

'Aaaaaaaan... HOGUY!' Scar fired his crossbow at the ground, giggling as it caused a huge colourful explosion, right next to Martyn.

'Why is everyone going after me?!' Martyn questioned. Joe, still happy in Doc's arms, replied with a consoling 'boop!'

'Oh man... that's a lot of children...' Cub noted. Scar, happily being piggybacked, nodded. 'Do you wanna say hello, Scar?'

'Hello hemits!' Little Scar replied. 'My bestest friend ever Cubby was showing me firewors! They go... you press the button and they go BOOM in big rainy bowy colour!'

'Yeah, they do, don't they Scar?' 

'You gave your child EXPLOSIVES?! Cub...'

'What? I'm here if it goes wrong!'

'There's already been 3 attempts on my life...' Grian added. Child Scar nodded, clearly proud of his fact.

'My CUBBY an' an' Sar we- we be the Cony cony!'

'We're the Convex, aren't we Scar?'

'Coneck-s? Cony-ecks! Cony-ecks!' Cub laughed at his small child. 'Cony-ecks of cony-cop!'

'Convex of Concorp!'

'Cony?' Little Mumbo figured out.

'It sounds like he's saying 'Con X', eh Xisuma?' Doc grinned. 

'No! No! Con-ecks! Con-X! Not Con X!' Scar protested. 'It me and CUBBY CUB an Capin Jack.'

'Yeah, it's Captain Jack too! Well done, Scar!'

Scar beamed at the positive reinforcement he was getting, hugging Cub by covering his friend's eyes and most of his face with his tiny blue hands.

'Tanky Cubby!'

'Sewwif! Sewwif Tim-Tim!' yelled Jimmy as he arrived with Tango. 'I'm a- the- I'm the bestest sewwif! Tano sedded I'm the bestest!'

'Hello there Jimmy!' Scott immediately approached Jimmy. 'I'm your former Flower Husband... Do you like poppies?'

'HEY! Don't steal my child!' 

'Ran-jer!' Jimmy said loyally. 'Imma ranjer!'

'I'm a- an- a Con-ecks!' Scar replied. 'I'm a fecks! A... a...'

'A vex?' Cub modelled the right word. Scar nodded. 

'I'm afecks! A-a- ecks! Wiv a huned millibillibillon dimon!'

'Yeah, we're rich aren't we Scar? We're rich vex.'

'Risheks!'

'Close enough...'

'Cuteness incoming!' Came a shout from above. 

'Sausage is also here!' Bdubs, holding Sausage, added, following Zedaph, Skizz (holding Impulse) and Joel (holding Etho) to the ground.

'He's sweet enough. It's just his vocabulary...'

'He sayed eff you see kay!' explained Impulse. 'An we sayed it... and and Izzy got souty so I no sayed it!'

'He sayed f***,' Etho said. 'And Joellie did too. MY boatie-boatie! So now I sayed it! F***! F***!'

'Can we try and keep it PG.'

'PEEEGEEE!' Jimmy yelled, his cowboy hat slipping over his face. 'PEEGEE!'

'Joel? Can I hold Etho?' Doc asked, stepping closer. Joel reluctantly handed over this child, swapping him for Joe.

'Hello, Etho!'

'Efo!' Etho replied. 'Hello!'

'I'm Doccy! Do you remember your Uncle Doccy?'

'Doccy! Doccy! I EFO!'

'Hello, Etho! Do you like it if I... boop!'

Etho gasped. 

'Boop YOU! Doccy boop!' He booped Doc's nose back. Doc chuckled, booping Etho's nose.

'Etho boop!'

'Doccy boop!'

'Etho boop!'

'Doccy boop!'

'Boop!'

'Boop!'

'Boop!'

'Boop!'

'Super boop!' Doc booped Etho's nose with his. 

'Super boop DOCCY!' Etho replied with.

'Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! Boop CUBBY!' Scar, currently hanging upside down off of Cub's face, booped Cub's nose. 'Boop!'

'Boop SCAR!' Cub booped Scar's nose. His child squealed excitedly. 

'Boop CUBBY!'

'Boop! Oh- careful Scar!' Cub carefully righted Scar, holding him. Scar booped him back.

'Boopy boop boop booper boop!'

'Guys, we're here to discuss the CHILDREN! Not boop their...'

'Helermet boop!' Wels shouted, booping Xisuma's helmet. 'Boop!'

'Wels! Oh- notch... everyone... everyone focus! Is everyone HERE?'

'Sorry we're late! Jevin realised he could go upside down and... I spent an hour trying to rescue him from the ceiling of his base...' Beef explained, arriving last with the little slime Jevin in his hands.

'Wanna upsy downsy more!' he decided. 'Beefie Beef, upsy downsy Jev Jev time?'

'No, it is not...'

'GUYS! LISTEN! THIS MIGHT BE A SERIOUS GLITCH IN... STOP CLIMBING ON ME!'

'CIMB SUMY! CIMB SUMY!' Wels shouted. In seconds, every single child ran over to Xisuma and started to trying to climb up him. A couple of the adults tried to rescue their child. The rest just watched the carnage and their admin, who could stand up to Watchers and worse, utterly defeated by a group of tiny, adorable servermates.

'You... don't suppose we should help?' Grian asked Cub. Cub glanced over and shrugged. Grian shrugged back.

'Nah...'

'Nah...'

Hermit children are adorable and chaotic whichever way around they are