I think it's time for another Hermitcraft and DSMP crossover. Though I know a lot more about the Dream SMP this time.

Turns out theres a few plot holes, so i'm reposting it. 

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Dream SMP and Hermitcraft were having a meetup today, everyone had become friends with everyone on the other server and vise versa. So why not have a day to relax and hang out, no lore, no building, just a nice relaxing day. Etho and Phil were excited to see each other since it had been a few months.

Besides Techno wanted a rematch, though everyone who knew Bella knew Techno had no chance.

Either way he would try and either way someone wouldn't see it coming when he got his ass drug through the dirt. Then he would try X and the same thing would happen. It's the fourth time he's met the primes, it's going to be the fourth lose.

Wilbur rolled his eyes as Tommy ranted about meeting Grian while Tubbo bounced excited with Micheal in his arms. Ranboo was running around trying to remember if he had all of Micheal's things even though he handed all of it to Tubbo already.

Niki was telling the rest of the girls how different Hermitcraft was showing pictures she took last time she was there. It had also been the only time as well as under bad circumstances but oh well.

Soon enough an gold portal with no edges appeared at spawn and everyone pushed their way to be first. They ended up letting Dream and Techno through first as they were the admins, everyone quickly followed after.

All the Hermits stood on the other side waiting for them to appear. Their exit was not as graceful as their entry was they all spilled out all at once. Eilia, Phil, and Techno never fell, but everyone else was a pile of limbs. Dream quickly composed himself pulling George up with him, who immediately shook Bella and Xisuma'a hand.

Bella smiled, pulling Geroge and Dream in a tight hug. "So glad we planned this!"

"Sorry if she's overly bubbly, she drank nearly a pot of coffee," Etho said rolling his eyes. He shook hands as well and by then everyone from DSMP was standing up.

Bella nods. "Yeah, sorry in advance, I don't usually drink coffee, but I stress drink coffee when things happen," 

X's humor took the SMPers off guard as did Bella's wild energy. They thought the two would be more serious, more robotic and emotionless. Quickly enough, everyone was introduced to everyone, though more than a few took double takes when they saw Skylar and Ex.

Stress gasps, looking at Micheal. "Iskall look! Isn't he adorable?!"

"She's going to want one now," Etho snickers. 

Seeing the toddler Bella summoned a piece of candy and handed it to the kid. Techno grumbled about how hyper he's going to be but Tubbo just shushed him.

"So server tour? It's not too long as we are on one big island, everything else is getting reset after the update, better safe than sorry," Bella offers and everyone nodded. They had all heard great stories about the builds that were here.

As they toured the server the SMPers were more than amazed at all the builds in fact they were astounded. Everything seemed so organized, so pristine, big, and shiny, did I mention big, it's more like massive. Shlatt marveled at all the diamonds, but he had half a brain cell as to not touch them. Well, he did touch them, but he was threatened by Dream to put them back.

After the tour it was fair to call the Hermits workaholics. Most SMPers gaped at the huge structures wondering how there was any natural land left. It was hard to tell where one building ended and another started. Now they were chatting on some land north of the island. They decided to make a hang out area for just today, besides, if anyone destroyed anything it wouldn't matter. We're looking at you, bench trio. At the moment everyone was gearing up for Techno and Bella's rematch. Both had decided to stay in the clothing they were already wearing though that's most likely a huge disadvantage on Tehcno's part. He happened to be wearing a lot of heavy layers.

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It was simple, just a hole in the ground ten by ten. The one rule was Bella couldn't use powers, but they both had iron armor and an ax. Techno would be lying if he said he thought he would win. She has millions of years in her mental library, she's had four generations of primes minds transferred to her own.

It's a fight to the death, both having set their spawns nearby. There's three rounds and obviously whoever wins majority wins the match. X counted down from 5 no one moved though both seemed to be scanning the other for weakness. Suddenly Techno leaps, but Bella sidesteps simply before grabbing his hair and kicking the side of his kneecap. It wasn't hard enough to break it but he did collapse. On the sidelines Wibur wanted to shout for Techno to get back up.

Without missing a beat Bella released his hair, but grabbed his chin and flipped him onto his back before crushing his windpipe. He gasped for air before Bella ended his misery and beheaded him. He burst into XP and Bella quickly scooped it up.

"You're worse than last time," Bella says as Techno puts the armor back on.

He huffed. "You're better than before,"

"I wasn't trying," She deadpanned. "I wasn't during MCC either."

Anyone who watched MCC knew it had been a one sided beating.

"Well, first of three remember?" She says, handing him his ax.

He nods and X counts down again. This time she wanted to take her time, enjoy it a little. Fighting is like a dance, sometimes the other doesn't know the dance though.

This time Bella came to Techno using her entire body to flip  and place him in a death like headlock with her legs.  (How Natasha placed Happy in a headlock Iron Man 2). He grabbed her hand and threw her across the hole. She heard a few cheers from Tommy followed by Tubbo shushing him because Micheal was napping.

She quickly recovered and narrowly dodged Techno's blade before kicking him in the chest, sending the blade out of his hand. The ax cluttered to the floor and Techno's panic rose in his throat. He didn't have much time to think as a fist collided to his face before a boot accompanied it. His face was covered in his own blood, it made it hard to see. But it wasn't impossible as he lunged and took them to the floor. He attempted to throw a punch, but his fist met his her arm guard and his hand exploded in pain.

He hissed in pain before she headbutted his already broken nose. His face contorted before she grabbed his neck, pulled his body close and snapped his neck with a sickening crack.

Everyone was stunned at the fight.

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"That was one hell of a match," Phil said, patting Bella on the back as she climbed out of the pit.

"Thanks, X is too predictable, so this was fun!"

X shouted in protest. "I'm only predictable to you!"

"Yeah, yeah, Mr. always goes for the legs," She quipped and X just rolled his eyes.

"So, never have I ever?" Dream asked, grabbing two chairs for George and himself.

"Yeah!" everyone cheered. Anyone who couldn't drink would just use soda, anyone who could would use vodka.

Everyone sat in a circle and they would just go clockwise. They started with Dream since he suggested the game. "Ok, never have I ever challenged an animal to a fight."

Karl burst out laughing and took a drink. Sapnap stared, but also took a drink. Actually pretty much everyone took a drink, well except Gemini.

"My turn," George smiled deviously. "Never have I ever caught my house on fire,"

Stress looked at me concerned and I just shrugged. Most of us drank, unless it was on of the really responsible like Phil and Xisuma.

As we went around the circle some were lame like kissing another in the room others were.... spicy.

Soon it got to me and I smiled, making Etho back away from me. "It's not that bad, but, never have I ever killed a pet on purpose,"

I watched as about half of the group drank. "You guys are evil," Gemini hissed as Stress nodded along.

"Well, I'm kinda known for it," Sapnap laughed.

"It doesn't make it any better," Stress reasons before we moved on. It's safe to say that the SMPers would spend the night on Hermitcraft.

"Ok, have I ever-" Etho the one to ask a question got cut off by a big explosion.

I frowned. "Doc?"

"Nope,"

"Etho?"

"Nada,"

"Grian?"

"Not this time,"

"Literally anyone here,"

No one raised their hands. X and I looked at each other before spreading our wings and flying over to see what's going on.

We saw a group dressed in a mesmerizing silver color that were destroying Boatem. They had bat like wings with flowing platinum hair. They were all girls, that all seemed magiced up.

"Hey!" I boomed magically projecting my voice.

"Finally," One said flying to us. "We'll fix it, we just wanted your attention,"

"Well, you have it," X shouts.

"Good," They smiled and with a flick of their wrist the destruction put itself back together. "We are the Vex, and we are here for subject 77."

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