Impulse: Zed, stop eating the peanut butter..

Zed, with a mouth-full of peanut butter: I can quit whenever I want!

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Keralis: Creativity is a wonderful trait!

Xisuma: Biffa is very creative in stealing all of my tea and biscuits.

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Stress: Leaves are pretty!

Xisuma: Pretty TASTY-

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Iskall: I'm not a potato.

Iskall: I'm a Swedish potato

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Grian, running to the bathroom: Right I'm gonna go give birth through my bum.

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Biffa: It's a hard choice.

Biffa: Like life and death. 50/50 choice right there

Biffa: One, your alive and can kill people. The other, you can't kill people but it's complete silence and you don't realize a thing.

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Impulse: Zed, are you sure? I have to take Tango to the airport at 2-

Zed: Impulse I'm sure. I may have to push my bedtime a little but I'll be up at 2am!

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Iskall, on a call with Cub: Ok so-

Cub, slightly muffled: SCAR STOP TRYING TI EAT THE CAT!

Cub, clearly: Sorry what was that Iskall?

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Grian: Ya ever wake up at night and just 'Hm. My butt's cold.'

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False, angrily yelling about Grian: He touched my stuff!

Xisuma: *Begins to say something*

False: I mean! Who touches a ladies sword!? HUH!?

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Bdubs: I'm a mistake..

Doc: Agreed.

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Person: Why do you have 911 as a contact...?

Mumbo, Joe, and Xisuma: You wouldn't get it...

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Mumbo, causally walking through the whole prison, being greeted by the guards and let through security without having to do anything, walking through the prison halls  and arriving at a lonely, highly guarded cell: It's the third time this week Grian.

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Mumbo: *Looks at Grian*

Mumbo: Yeah I just gonna ignore that...

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Zed: I'm dehydrated.

Impulse: Ok..?

Zed: My poop looked like koala terds!

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