Picture of Lilly:

VAMPIRE POV:

"So I put my hands up and play my song, the butterflies fly away," I sing to myself, the cheesy grin prominent.

My eyes scanned the various types of toilet paper as I ran my index finger across the packaging. "Nodding my head like, yeah," I nodded my head. "Moving my hips like, yeah," I paused, swinging my hips side to side, forgetting that I'm in the grocery store.

Princey boy ran out of toilet paper in his house, so I was sent on a mission to find some. I picked up the toilet paper with the little bear on it. It's cute and it's brown. Brown...

Just like Liza.

Yummy.

I snapped out of it, blinking to myself and trying not to laugh at my stupidity. I quickly adjusted my bandana on my head and turned around, ready to continue my shopping before I bumped into someone. I grunted and blinked before I heard a thud and an animalistic groan.

I look down to the floor to see a lady fallen on the ground. Her black hair was sprawled on the white tiled floor as she just lied, on her back, on the ground. Without thinking, I bent down to help her up.

"I'm sorry, miss. Are you alright?" I asked, holding out a hand, my eyes watching her blasé face.

She didn't look at me, rather she stared up at the ceiling of the grocery store. Her lips pursed and eye twitching she said, "No, I'm not alright." Almost immediately, her hazel eyes started filling with pools of tears.

I immediately felt bad, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you-"

"I'm on my period and I was getting cravings so I went to the kitchen to get some ice cream but then there was no more ice cream. So then I was gonna leave to Walmart to get some but I had to pee and then there was no toilet paper and I'm getting cramps and I think my pet fish named Fishy died and my life is a mess," she spoke all in one breath, finally releasing sobs as her chest heaved up and down.

I stared down at her, at a loss for words. She was simply beautiful. Even though she had a Kim Kardashian crying face on, she was still attractive. Her tan skin had me staring for so long. Now that I thought about it, I am kinda hungry. I licked my fang, mentally contemplating my options of what to eat when I get back to Princey Boy's place. Hmm, I kind of want some weed... Maybe I'll-

Her voice interrupted my thoughts, "And I'm probably ugly crying right now but I don't really care I'm just tired, I wanna sleep and go home," she cried, sniffing, her arms still stiff at her sides.

An old woman walked past us, staring at the two of us as I gave her a quick smile. Her grey hair was curly and her face morphed into an expression of disgust, making the smile on my face drop. She scoffed before mumbling, "Stupid youngsters," under her breath. I scratched the back of my neck.

If only she knew that I am probably centuries older than her...

But that's none of my business.

A sob broke my thoughts as I looked back at the strange woman that I was kneeled beside. We were beginning to catch eyes, not that I'm not used to it anyways, being friends with a rip-off version of James Bond, Psycho Carver and Disney Prince.

"You know what?" I started off slowly, catching her attention. "If you stop crying, we'll go get some ice cream," I spoke, her sobbing dying down as she looked at me with hopeful eyes.

"Really?" She spoke, sniffing, bringing her hands up to her big eyes, rubbing slightly.

"Yes, really. And we'll go get some tampons or pads, whatever you prefer." I smiled down at her as she smiled up at me.

"You're an adorable person... And you have dimples... Woah." She paused, looking at me. "And I really like your bandana, by the way." She complimented, hazel eyes trained on my red fabric. I felt the warmness on my face at her words. Her smile was breathtaking.

"Damn, thanks. You wanna wear it?"I asked as she sat up. She nodded giddily making me smile.

I took off the bandana and handed it to her, as she secured it around her head. She looked cute and I realized that we were still seated on the ground when an old man walked past us, smiling.

"Oh, the blossoming of young love," he spoke with a grin as he rolled his trolley away.

There are always two types of old people.

I helped up the woman and she wiped her jeans as I ran a hand through my hair, not used to the length of my hair being in my face. She had majestically long hair and I found myself staring for a bit too long.

"What's your name?" I asked her, remembering that I still didn't know her name.

"Lilly, what's yours?" She asked, the grin not leaving her face.

"I'm Harry," I replied, running a hand through my hair again. I smiled, showcasing my dimples, which I know for a fact are a kíller in my flirting book.

I looked around, and noticed how I left the toilet paper abandoned on the floor. "Liza!" I accidentally spoke, gently picking up the packaged toilet paper and cradling it in my arms.

Lilly gave me a strange look, before mumbling under her breath, "He's just as weird as me."

We started walking down the aisle, silence lingering between us, the only sound of Liza crinkling in my arms filling up the silence.

"I'm sorry you had to see me like that," Lilly began, making me smile to myself. "I swear, I'm more pulled together."

"It's alright," I smirked back at her when she looked at me. "Periods must be hard."

"Yeah, having a dick must be hard too," she replied, staring at nothing in particular before a grin replaced her features. "Pun intended." She spoke, looking back at me with a smile.

I let out loud laughter, "That was great, you should be a comedian," I chuckled.

"You know, people don't really laugh at my jokes, so I don't think being a comedian would be fit for me," she informed, pushing the bandana further back on her head. "My jokes are pretty lame."

"I think you're funny," I spoke almost immediately. "And so does Liza," I held up the toilet paper to her. She didn't even question it.

"Gee, thanks bandana boy." Lilly smiled, showing a row of perfect teeth.

"I have a joke for you," I added as we finally reached the women's sanitary section, our shoes padding against the floor.

"Shoot," she replied, looking at the variety of lady items, as I looked at her.

"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood?" I asked, smirking to myself when she paused.

"A vampire?" She wondered as I shook my head.

"It's the new Always Maxi Pad," I said, pointing to a pack of pads.

She stared at my face for a second, and I almost slapped myself in the face. Why did I think that an attractive girl on her period would find period jokes funny?

She stared some more before she burst into laughter, doubling over. I blinked before realizing that she actually laughed at my joke.

"Harry, that was good," she spoke, wiping at the corner of her eyes. She laughed again, and I felt my breath hitch in my throat.

I laughed, just because she was laughing and she shook her head. "I have a better one, bandana boy. You ready?" She questioned, looking at me while she played with her ring clad fingers.

I nodded, "I'm always ready," I spoke, pointing to the Always pads. "Pun intended."

She snorted, trying not to laugh, making me giggle under my breath. Damn, she was so funny...

And pretty.

"Okay, what's another name used for a tampon?" She asked, rubbing her hands together giddily.

"Hmm, I don't know." I paused before speaking, "A plug?"

She snorted again and shook her head. "Ready for this?" I nodded as she knowingly smirked to herself before saying, "A vampire's teabag."

I choked, the spit in my throat getting caught, as she burst into a fit of laughter. She was laughing as I shuddered, starting to laugh along, my laughs short and uncomfortable.

If only she knew...

"Don't worry man, I know you're a vampire." She spoke, making my laughter come to a halt as she practically read my mind. "Hence, I made the joke. Your face was priceless." She added, clicking her tongue.

"Really? How'd you know?" I asked, shocked, letting a lopsided smile play at my lips.

"I may or may not be a vampire myself," she paused and smiled at me with her teeth. Just then I caught a glimmer of her fang, as she ran her tongue down it.

And just then, my pants tightened around my crotch.

Oh lord, please not now, please please please.

"Well, aren't you excited?" She asked, grabbing a box of pads and tucking it under her arm. She looked down at my crotch as I looked down too.

"Big Willy has a mind of his own," I mumbled to my crotch, as she stared at it, making my neck and face warm up.

"Big Willy? Give it a rest, Little Willy more like." She spoke, smirking at me as my jaw dropped.

"L-Little Willy?! I can assure you he is anything but little." I stuttered as she walked past me. I followed right behind.

"Oh, sure." She scoffed, shoving the pads into my arms as she grabbed some chocolate.

"Want me to prove it?" I spoke defensively as she paused, and turned around slowly.

A smirk was prominent on my face as she grinned slowly and said, "I would say yes, my Vampire Papi, but unfortunately that would result in a mess and a bloody Willy," she spoke, making me shudder at the picture of my Willy covered in blood.

I think I would cry.

"Although, it would be bloody great," she looked at me and winked, making me snort, "It would be a mess."

"Wait, you know how we drink blood to stay alive?" I spoke, as she nodded while grabbing some Skittles. "Isn't it weird for you to piss out blood every month?"

She giggled to herself and I swear it was one of the most beautiful sounds I've heard in many centuries. 

"First of all, my gorgeous Vampire Papi," she began looking over the ingredients of a bag of Skittles, as I groaned when I felt my pants tighten again. I covered my crotch with the pad box. "We don't piss blood, okay? I don't know how to describe it, but it's not piss, that's for sure," she looks at me.

"Then what is it?" I questioned, curious to know.

"You don't want to know, my cute little blood sucker." She cooed, dropping the bag of Skittles in my arms, pinching my cheek momentarily. She started walking and I followed her. "I have another joke for you," she began as I hummed, excited to laugh once again.

"Why did the blonde jump off of the cliff?" She asked me.

I hummed again, before answering "Because she believed she could fly, she believed she could touch the sky," I began singing, closing my eyes and really feeling it. I stopped when she hit me in the arm with a bag of potato crisps.

"No, but close," she said, looking at me with a smirk before saying. "She thought her Always Maxi Pad had wings."

"Ohhh!" I hissed, before laughing loudly. People gave us looks and I could understand why. A short little brown girl wearing a bandana leading a random white guy, that was wearing clothes that made him look like he belonged in a boy band.

Pfft, me in a boyband?

Can you imagine that?

She laughed and looked at me, realizing how I was carrying so much before her eyes widened. "Oh shi- shoot, I'm sorry I forgot I was handing you all these things," she looked up at me, trying to peek through the stuff I was carrying.

"No, it's alright, I'm fine," I said, my voice coming out muffled because of the objects in my arms. I wanted to impress her and if i had to carry these items, so be it.

"You know what? Stay right here I'll be back, don't move!" She said quickly before she ran away.

A few moments later, she returned with a cart and ordered me to drop the objects into it. I let out a sigh I didn't know I was holding in as she looked over at me.

"Shoot, sorry dude." She spoke, scratching her neck awkwardly.

She looked at me and smiled and I did the same thing back, when she leaned forwards and moved a strand of my curly brown hair back. Her eyes were a glowy hazel and her lips were nice and full. She had a nose ring and long eyelashes that adored her big eyes.

Gosh, she was beautiful.

"Damn, you have better curls than I ever will," she reiterated in a daze as I smiled at her words.

"Wanna know the secret?" I whispered, making her nod vigorously.

I leaned into her ear, watching as goosebumps rose on her skin when I spoke. My hot breath hitting her neck before I said, "It's Pantene."

She gasped in shock and I nodded at her when she pulled away. "No way," she said in surprise.

"Yes, hunty, yesss," I replied smirking down at her.

"Damn, I need to get me some Pantene," she flipped her long black hair over her shoulder, eying her dried ends.

"Let's go get some," I stated, making her eyes light up.

"Okay!" She said, giddy with excitement.

She started pushing the cart to which I immediately frowned.

"Let go of the cart, Lilly," I said, gently trying to pry her fingers off of the handle. "I'll push it."

"No, let me push it. You carried the stuff the whole time." She retorted, trying to bump me away by hitting her hip against mine.

"What? No, babe let me push it. You're on your period," I argued, grabbing her by her hips and moving her aside.

Damn, she had nice hips... and a nice ass too.

"Are you saying that I can't push a cart, just cause I'm on my period?" She asked in a low voice, as I felt goosebumps on my skin.

"No, but you'll be in pain and just-" I felt myself get cut off as her hazel eyes seemed to get more glowy. I couldn't look away and all of a sudden, I let go of the cart.

"Good boy," she smiled, the glow in her eyes dying down as I blinked a bit. She pushed the cart as I followed behind.

"Did you just hypnotize me?" I asked, shocked.

"Hmm, maybe, maybe not." She replied, as we arrived at the Hair Care aisle. "Maybe it's Maybelline," she whispered under her breath.

"What?" I asked.

"What?" She replied, picking up some Pantene shampoo and conditioner.

As we were walking to the cashiers, I looked at the beauty in front of me and then the toilet paper in the cart. Just then I remembered Liza.

Oh shit, Liza.

She was gonna kill me once she found out that I had found someone and didn't tell her.

"Wait, Lilly, are you busy today?" I asked as we walked towards an empty aisle.

"Apart from crying because of cramps and watching reruns of Friends, no I don't think so." She stated, looking over at me and smiling. "Why?"

"I want you to come over and meet my friends," I said, as she furrowed her eyebrows.

"Social interaction? Oh no, I suck at making friends. And I swear to God, if you're thinking of a gangbang I'm gonna stop you right there-" She got cut off once I pressed my finger against her lips. She raised her eyebrows at me.

"Don't worry, babe," I said as I pulled my hand away and started placing items on the conveyor belt. "I'm sure you'll get along with them just fine."

She went into deep thought for a second, before she looked at me and nodded. "Okay," she eyed me skeptically. "I will."

I smiled before thinking of yet another joke. "Hey Lilly, what do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?" I asked, as she smiled up at me, beeping of our items being scanned in the background.

"What?" She asked, smiling.

"A cramberry." I said as she burst into laughter. I bit my lip to stop my own laughter.

"Yo Harry," she smiled at me, her laughter dying down. "What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?"

"What?" I asked, trying not to laugh already.

She laughed under her breath before saying, "A celery increase." I started laughing loudly and she joined me as we laughed in unison.

And then after that day, I couldn't get that beautiful woman out of my head.

*La Fin*

Original Book by: Chingyonce

I hope you enjoyed :) and if people actually read this trash I think I'm gonna cry lol

Also, elanna, mom, queen if you see this I just want you to know that I love you sm and you're an inspiration to so many people. You're a great person and you deserve all the happiness. Also, I'm very proud to let you know that I'm your herb child and you shall be my herb mother from here on.

Big love,

~Maya xox