AN: Nat at the top. For those of you who don't know who she is she's a main character in my other fanfiction Cliché. Enjoy!

"Okay no, like I get it cause you're from a different fanfiction but this one," I said, patting Demon Harry's chest before I looked back at the girl.

"Is mine, yeah. Look, look here this one's got black irisis, not green." I told her, grabbing ahold of his chin and bringing his face down close to mine as I pointed at his eyes while the girl tilted her head to the side and squinted at his face.

"Huh, well shit. He really is yours." She said, blinking at him in realization as he let go of his hand before she sent me an apologetic look.

"Sorry about that, I guess I'm really not in my story then." The girl breathed out awkwardly, scratching the back of her head as she readjusted the hood of her oversized sweatshirt.

"It's fine. I'm Liza." I introduced myself, my body relaxing as the girl smiled, making me realize just how pretty she was with her light brown skin, long eyelashes, and careless lovable grin.

Hoo, thank god she backed off, I don't think I could handle another show down of Victoria Secret model vs potato again.

She opened her mouth, about to say something before a paper airplane hit the back of her head, getting stuck in her hoodie as she turned around in surprise, reaching behind her as she retrieved the paper plane and looked down at it.

"Ah, that's my bad. I was trying to aim at the trashcan, you know maybe it's got something to do with me always wearing sunglasses inside a building but...." Vampire Harry ran towards us, approaching the girl's side as she looked up at him, her brown eyes widening in shock.

"Oh okay, so there's two now." She blinked, pointing between the Demon and the Vampire as I nodded.

"Three actually." Psycho joined in, making the girl's jaw immediatly drop as she hesitantly reached out and played with the end of his shoulder length hair making him smirk.

"Four." The Assassin added, making me smile as I mentally said 'out on itunes store now' in my head.

"Damn." The girl retracted her head back, placing her hand over her chest as she looked at each and every one of the Harrys before she slowly arched her brow.

"By any chance.... do any of you guys really like kale?" She paused, pointing at the Vampire, Psycho, and Assassin who exchanged confused looks.

"No." The Assassin replied.

"Nope." The Psycho said, popping the 'p.'

"Nah." The Vampire answered, shaking his head as he scrunched his face up in disgust making the girl frown.

"Alright, none of you are him." She claimed before unfolding the paper airplane in her hand, only to refold it again in a more detailed and crisp manner before she casually handed it back to the Vampire who stared at it in awe.

"It'll fly better." She said, patting his back before she turned to me.

"Name's Natalie but you know, you can call me Nat." She grinned, playing with a gold ring on her finger which caught my attention.

"Oh, so you really are married." I said, gesturing to her wedding ring as she nodded her head.

"Yup, he proposed to me by falling out of an air vent and how could I say no to that. I got the ring just not the husband at the moment." She informed, looking around with a distracted expression on her face as she brought her hand up to give me a better view of her ring.

"So, I'm guessing you aren't the only one who came into this story then." Demon Harry stated, not bothering to hide the irritation in his voice.

"Well, I was just chilling in my friend's tattoo shop and then I heard my other friend Carlos scream, although you wouldn't think he was a guy just by hearing him scream cause his screams are super high pitched- more like a shriek really but anyways I ran to the back to find him being caught into this large black hole while he screamed 'I'm being sucked by Kim Kardashian's vaj!' along with my vanilla boy, or my Harry who was trying to help him." She began to explain with a distant look on her face as she tried to recall what happened.

"And then my Harry got caught in with him and then I reached out and it was all dramatic and romantic if you ignored the fact that Carlos was crying in spanish about how he's too yummy to die and how he hadn't slept with Sofia Vergara yet before he was fully enveloped by the black hole. Then it was just me holding on to Harry and I remember he yelled and I quote, 'I love you, save yourself!'" She continued, bringing her hands up in air quotations.

"So then I was like, aight cool, see you later and let him go while turning around to run before he grabbed me by the collar of my shirt yelling 'I just said that for effect! What the fuck Nat!' before he pulled me in and we both got sucked into the hole then everything just went black and now I'm here....." She finished, flashing everyone a smile as she shrugged her shoulders while we all stared at her.

"You are his wife and you were going to leave him when he was being sucked in a black hole?" The Assassin spoke up as he sent Nat a look.

"Yes." She said unphased as I laughed.

"I like her." I told Demon Harry with a smile as he shifted his gaze to me, sending me a blank expression.

"I like you too." Nat said, scrunching her face up at me as she smiled.

"Alright, already flirting with another woman right in front of me." Clarece said, approaching the group with a donut in her hand.

"And to think, I was the best girlfriend to you for the five minutes we were together." She narrowed her eyes at me, shaking her head in mock shame as she slowly bit her donut.

"Right, so there are two others who are from your story that are here is that correct?" The Demon spoke up as Nat nodded.

"How do we find your 'Vanilla boy?'" I asked her with a tilt of my head.

"Is anyone up for dressing like Obama?" She asked, looking at all of us with a serious face.

"What kind of fanfic is she even from..." The Psycho leaned closer to the Vampire, whispering his words as they exchanged looks.

"I don't know but it sounds weird as fuck." The Vampire whispered back, singing the last word as they stared at her.

"Okay that sounds complicated so let's move that to the side. How about the other guy? Carlos was it?" Demon Harry asked, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Actually es Carlos Esteban Enrique-Núñez-García Ramírez-Vasquez-Rodriguez-Hernandez-Cortés-Martínez." A mexican guy cut in, leaning his elbow on Demon Harry's broad shoulder making Harry slowly turn to glare at him.

"There he is." Nat said, clapping her hands.

"Aye, mami...." Carlos whistled when he saw me, leaving Harry's side as he slung his arm around my shoulders making Demon Harry's body tense in anger.

"Oh and there he goes." Nat said, lowering her hands.

"Don't touch her." Harry interjected, grabbing ahold of Carlos' shirt, pushing him away from me before he held me close to his body.

"Hey man you hitched already I'm still a free bird. You can't have all the chica's anymore my friend Nat practically owns your churro now." Carlos said in a defensive tone before Nat nudged him.

"Wrong Harry." She awkwardly coughed into her fist.

"Yeah this one's mine- it's okay if I say that right? Like I don't wanna sound too possessive or clingy like you can stop me whenever." I paused, looking up at Harry with worry before his face broke out in a loving grin and he wrapped his arm around my head, rubbing his knuckles against my hair and messing it up as I tried to swat his hand away with a smile.

"Ugh why am I so single." Clarece groaned out, throwing her head back as Carlos looked behind him, his eyes widening when he spotted the Psycho, Vampire, and Assassin.

"I had a dream like this once...." Carlos trailed off as he looked at each and every one of the Harrys.

"Except it was like, multiple Mila Kunis's and I was the only man on Earth." Carlos beamed, puffing his chest out as he placed his hands on his hips and let out a sigh of content.

"I had that dream too but with lots of Dylan O'briens and with me being the only girl, only for it to end with them all becoming gay and being with each other while I was still single." Clarece commented from the side as Carlos looked at her with wide eyes.

"Me too! Mila Kunis became a lesbian for herself after I stripped naked!" He exclaimed as they pointed at one another.

"So... who are you again?" Carlos asked her.

"Clarece."

"Aye Clarece, I'm Carlos-"

"Esteban Enrique-Núñez-García Ramírez-Vasquez-Rodriguez-Hernandez-Cortés-Martínez. Sorry but the relatable side character in this story is taken." She cut him off, pointing at herself with a casual look on her face.

"Okay, let me tell something to ju. I am cuter and will always be the favorite side character." Carlos said, brushing a strand of Clarece's brown hair off her shoulder as she narrowed her eyes at him in a challenging gaze.

"I'm funnier."

"I got Mexican charm. Everyone aside from Donald Dump loves me."

"I got my chubby charm."

"I keeled a man with my right toe." He declared, nearing her with a serious face.

"I killed a man with my face... oh yeah, no make up, 2:30 in the morning getting a late night snack, bumping into a butler in the hallway of the castle, boom, dead in three point five seconds. Fight me." She said, snapping her pudgy fingers in a 'Z' formation in front of Carlos' face as he smirked down at her.

"I can't handle this right now." Demon Harry sighed at my side, closing his eyes and pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration before he looked at Frank who was just chilling quietly in the back watching everything.

Me too Frank, me too.

"I need you to go take care of these two and find the other one for me. I have a call to take." The demon ordered, gesturing to Nat then at Carlos who was still bickering back and forth between Clarece, the Assassin holding her back as the Vampire gave him a look.

"Your phone's not even ringing." The Vampire noted as the Psycho laughed, mumbling "caught" under his breath.

"I'm going to take a damn call!" Demon Harry snapped at them in irritation before he vanished in a cloud of smoke.

"Holy shit for a minute I thought he farted and that was just black gas that enveloped his whole body. Wow." Psycho said, shaking his head with wide eyes as the Assassin lowered his head, rubbing his face in annoyance.

"I didn't know he could do that... I can't even do that what the fuck, where's my disappearing fart powers?" Vampire Harry pouted, looking at everyone in confusion.

"You know whenever he says he has to take a call, it really means he has to perform a possession." Frank said with a sigh as my eyes widened at his words.

"A possession? You don't mean like- like in those movies... like on little girls do you?" I swallowed, wondering why the hell I was so surprised because of course he could possess people, I mean he's a demon but I know deep down he's still my sweet princess.

Like... maybe way deep down.

"Especially little girls." Frank told me with a serious expression as my throat went dry.

What the actual fuck Harold.

"P-E-D-O. That's when you know he gotta go." Psycho Harry pretended to cheer, waving imaginary pom-poms in the air as I turned to glare at him.

"It's his job. He specifically told me not to tell you but he called me a chapstick so...." Frank shrugged as I bit my lip in thought.

"I'm going after him- he can't just- he can't just possess little girls that's not- That's not nice." I stuttered out, rubbing at my forehead in frustration as I gave him a flustered look.

"Oh, you tell him amore." The Assassin drawled out with an amused smirk.

"Where is the possession taking place?" I asked Frank as he let out a sigh, looking away with an innocent expression on his face.

"I don't know.... the boss gave me specific instructions not to tell you and I wouldn't want you to go there and get him in trouble- 709 Erkwood Street in that creepy house near that abandoned gas station." He informed, dropping his act as he smiled at me.

"Right, anyone wanna come watch me stop a possession?" I asked the other
three Harrys.

"I do!" The Vampire said, throwing the paper airplane as it flew swiftly into the air before he went over to my side, taking a hold of my shoulder.

The Assassin didn't say anything, he just went by my side and grabbed my other shoulder as I made sure to have contact with each and every one of them for when I transported us.

"I'll tag along." Psycho Harry grinned, placing his hand on my boob as I looked at his hand before looking up at him.

"Hey, chill man." Vampire said, taking the Psycho's large hand off my boob as the Assassin smacked the Psycho upside the head in irritation.

"What? Her shoulders were taken." The Psycho reasoned before I rolled my eyes at him, grabbing his wrist with the others still holding to my shoulders as I closed my eyes and a black smoke enveloped all four of our bodies.

••

"May the power of Christ compel you! May the power of Christ compel you!" The priest yelled, throwing around holy water everywhere around the large house as he opened the door, his eyes widening when he saw me and the other three Harrys behind me at the entrance as I offered him a smile.

"Heard you're having a little demon trouble." I told him politely as his wrinkly mouth quivered at the sight of me.

"Child," He began in a grave voice, cupping my face with his cold pruney hands as I froze.

"The demon has been inside you too!" He exclaimed in pure horror as my eyes widened.

"Oh yeah, he was inside her, then he wasn't, then he was again, and then he wasn't." Vampire Harry casually added from the side, making a small circle with one of his hands while sticking his pointer finger in and out of it as he smirked at the traumatized priest while the Psycho began to add exaggerated moans in the background making the Assassin pinch the bride of his nose and close his eyes in annoyance.

"You have a human aura around you yet you are a demon yourself! May the power of christ-"

"Compel me yes. Yes I know." I said, pushing his clammy hands away from my face.

"Leave demon. I already have another to worry about. Be gone! I will not invite you into this home." The priest said, holding his ground as he raised his chin.

The Psycho moved passed me, stepping inside the house before he turned to me where I was waiting at the entrance.

"Please come in pumpkin." Psycho smirked, gesturing me to step forward as the priest's jaw dropped in horror.

"Thank you Harry." I smiled, pinching his cheek as I went inside.

The priest gawked at all of us in shock as we shuffled inside one by one.

"Ciao." Assassin Harry greeted, looking around the place with an uninterested expression on his face.

Psycho playfully patted the flustered priest on his face, passing by before the Vampire entered the house, nodding at the priest and grabbing his wrist and bringing his hand up trying to fist bump it before he followed after the rest of us.

I entered the one room with the flickering lights and the peeling wallpaper, heading inside with a blank expression on my face as I spotted a little girl strapped onto a wooden chair in the middle of the barren room, rocking back and forth growling with her face covered by her long black hair.

"You can drop the act now Princess." I said, crossing my arms over my chest as the exorcist cricked her head up at the sound of my voice.

She then tried to flip her hair out of her face, a few strands getting stuck in her mouth as she darted her tongue out trying to get it out of her face like in that one scene from that White Chicks movie before her fully black eyes met mine.

"Liza? What are you doing here? I'm at work." Harry's voice said through the little girl's mouth in confusion.

"Do you know how weird it is to talk to the guy I like through a little girl. Do you not hear yourself right now, your 'work' is being inside a girl or possessing her- ugh you know what, both sound really terrible." I told him in irritation, taking a chair from the side of the room as I sat in front of the possessed girl.

"Uh.... new body who dis..." Harry trailed off through the small girl as she looked around pretending to be confused making me roll my eyes and shake my head at him.

"Who told you I'd be here anyways? I bet Frank did it didn't he. Fucking chaptstick lookin' ass bitch." He seethed in irritation.

"I like Frank." I defended him making the girl's body stiffen.

Her black eyes bored into mine but even as I faced the little girl I could just see the irritated expression on Harry's face.

"Oh, so you like Frank huh?" The girl raised her brow at me.

"Don't do this now Harry. I'm not doing this with you." I told him with a straight face.

"So you're into lipbalm brother back at the office now all of a sudden...." He continued to mock in a bitter tone.

I opened my mouth, taking in a breath to say something before I closed it and stood to my feet.

"I'm not talking to you while you're possessing a little girl. Get out of her now- gosh look what you just made me say out loud!" I scolded him, approaching the small girl.

The girl- or should I say Harry didn't say anything for a while as we looked at one another for a few brief moments before the exorcist began to spin her head slowly in a 360 turn.

"You spin my head right round right round..." Harry sang through the girl's mouth as I grit my teeth, going over and pinching the little girl's ear.

"Harry you get out of her fucking body right now." I growled in an impatient tone as he let out a whine.

"Babe... not in front of the priest..." He whined, glancing over at the priest who was now sharing a beer with the Vampire at the back of the room as him and Vampire Harry raised their cans at us with care free smiles.

"Where'd you even get the beer?" Psycho asked, turning to look at them.

"I always keep spares." The Vampire responded with a shrug.

"Liza this is my work. This is what I do I can't just-"

"I'll cover up my ankles and wear socks around you from now on." I told him as he gasped in horror at my words, a look of pure terror and alarm on the little girl's face.

"You monster..." He trailed off in disbelief as I leaned forward with a knowing smirk.

"Try me Princess." I challenged him, making the girl narrow her eyes at me before she let out a scoff.

"Fine! Okay fine. God Liza you can be just so- urgh." He grinded out, the little girl's body tensing in annoyance as I backed away a few steps in triumph, crossing my arms over my chest before the little girl's nails dug into the wood of the arms of the chairs before her head suddenly tilted up, the black slowly draining away from her eyes before they became a normal shade of brown.

"Happy now?" Demon Harry asked from behind, appearing out of no where as I turned around, looking at him before I looked over at the exhausted unconscious little girl slumped in the chair.

"Yeah, we need to talk."

••

"What are you talking about? Being a demon is great!" Harry quickly defended, hoisting himself up and propping his lean body with his elbows as he peered over me across the bed, the both of us laying on his mattress with a good amount of space between us.

"I'm just saying that being a demon sucks. Sure I can teleport wherever I want but I have to possess little girls?" I said with a shrug, still looking up at the ceiling and avoiding his irritated glare as I tried to keep my tone casual.

"For god's sake Liza whether you like it or not I'm a demon now and so are you. That is what we do, we possess people." He exclaimed, now fully sitting himself up as his jaw clenched in anger.

"You know what, this whole 'Oh look at me, I'm a tough badass demon now' attitude from you is nothing but a facade because deep down you're still a Disney princess." I claimed, sitting myself up as well to stare him down.

"That was centuries ago. I am, and have been for quite a while now, a demon. And that is what I am." He said, standing to his feet as we glared at one another across the bed.

"You were extreme couponing like five minutes ago-"

"You know what extreme couponing helps get rid of my stress! I don't see you complaining when we get discounts on our toilet paper!" He quickly defended, pointing an accusing finger at me as I furrowed my brows at him in annoyance, rising from the bed.

"Well I hope you know that thanks to the fact that we're both demons, we can't even touch, kiss, or hold eachother." I brought up the unspoken subject, making Harry's body tense as he straightened his posture.

His black eyes bore into mine as he placed the palm of his hands on the mattress, leaning forward before he let out a low husky chuckle as he smirked.

"Someone's getting a bit... impatient is that it?" He laughed, his voice deep and sensual and the charming smile on his face patronizing as my eyes widened.

"If you're implying that I want to touch you more than you want to touch me then Ha is all I can say! Ha-ha, funniest thing I heard all day because I swear if I was naked right now showing you my ankles you would be the one wanting to do all the touching." I said in pure irritation, mimicking his posture as I pressed my hands against the bed and leaned forward to glare at him from across.

"So tell me my Lady, you wouldn't be affected at all if I should- oh I don't know, take my shirt off?" He teased, a mischevious look forming in his black luring eyes as I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Nope, not at all." I told him in a confident tone, crossing my arms over my chest.

Then Harry took his shirt off.

It's been a while since I've seen his toned body, the way his muscles involuntarily flexed under his tan tattooed skin.

He had more tattoos than the others, they were ancient ominous looking marks that trailed up his back then down to the front over his abs and he still had that butterfly tattoo right on his stomach.

"Ha, nothing." I said with a shrug before I slowly turned around to look at the wall behind me with wide eyes as I mouthed a "I wasn't ready," feeling sweat already forming over my skin before I started to silently wheeze, clearing my throat and composing myself as I looked back at him.

"Is my queen being stubborn?" Harry asked with a tilt of his head, his eyes never leaving mine as his hands went to the front of his pants, unbuckling the belt he was wearing in an almost torturously slow manner as I swalloed, my gaze falling to his movements.

"Alright you know what, two can play at that game!" I declared, ready to fight him full on as I angrily took my sweater off, forcing it over my head making my hair look like a rat's nest as I discarded it to the floor.

"You know what who needs a belt?" Harry yelled back, looking just as annoyed and determined as me as he slid the belt off his pants and tossed it to the ground.

"A bra? Never heard of it!" I exclaimed like a mad woman, unclasping my bra and throwing it at him in irritation making him immediatly catch it in his hand, his eyes widening as he kept his gaze on my face while his whole body tensed.

"Woops! There goes my pants!" He angrily said, throwing my bra in his hand down to the floor before he unzipped himself and threw his pants at me from across the bed while I glared at him.

"Pants!? I don't even care about underwear!" I claimed, taking down both my shorts and my underwear in one swift movement, the fabric pooling to my feet before I kicked them to the side, my hands balled into tight fists at my side as I stood completely naked in front of him.

Thank the lord I shaved.

Amen.

"Guess I don't need these boxers anymore." He stated with a shrug, still glaring at me as he took the last remains of his clothes off leaving him in all his naked glory as well before the whole room became silent.

"Ha! You're hard!" I said, pointing at his crotch.

"You're wet!" He countered back, doing the same gesture.

"How do you even know? You can't even touch it."

"Your nipples are hard."

"Your four nipples are hard."

"I don't have four nipples!" Harry said in exasperation.

"Just admit you're turned on, I'm not blind." I said, my eyes shifting down to his boner as he grit his teeth.

"M'not hard." He growled out.

I paused, looking back up to his face to five him a look before I lifted my leg up, hoisting my foot onto the mattress before gesturing to my ankles.

Harry's eyes followed the movement, his hard gaze falling to my ankles before he began to blush, his mouth falling open slightly in awe as he grew even harder.

"Case closed princess." I said with a smug smile, bringing my foot down as his breathing quickened, his nostrils flaring and his hands were coiled into tight fists as if trying to control himself before he leaned forward with a menacing look on his face.

"Why don't you come over here across the bed and call me princess, one, more, time." He challenged, a dark threat behind his words as he brought his hand up, inclining his pointer finger gesturing me to come closer.

And maybe I would have done it just to spite and mess with him if the Psycho, Assassin, and Vampire hadn't opened the door and walked into the room, all three pairs of eyes trained on my naked body.