AN: This is a bonus chapter of the Vampire, Psycho, and Assassin talking about the one shots and this chapter dedicated to all of you who wrote your one shots. If I didn't vote or comment it doesn't mean I didn't read it I was just rushing through and staying up late to go through all of them.

Honestly I am beyond impressed and proud of what I read, like I just thoroughly enjoyed them and if you didn't win remember that there were just so many works out there and it doesn't mean your work wasn't good, there wasn't a one shot out there that I hated or disliked.

Even though this contest is over I'm keeping the one shot reading list on there and renaming it as Chanel because that's how amazing all the writings are and maybe some time I want to go back and read them again, they're just that good!

Even if you weren't in the top three just know that I read your work and was absolutely blown away, so be proud of yourself because I know I'm proud of you and I even tried incorporating some one shot story summaries into this chapter when the Psycho, Assassin, and Vampire talk so look out for that and try to see if you can find your story (if I didn't put it in im sorry I was trying to think of all of them).

IT WAS SO EFFING HARD TO PICK WINNERS I WANTED TO STAB MYSELF AND I PULLED MY HAIR OUT BUT HERE THEY ARE:

First winner is hairyfiles for her one shot Painless.

Second winner is SilverMind and her one shot Pheonix

Third winner is AnalWithHarold (her username thoooo aye) and her one shot A Sad, Mad, and Broken Man

MY FAV VAMPIRE HARRY ONE SHOT BTW (which was hard cuz they were all funny af) was by WeTukAChonce_
and since all the names are taken for the love interests in this story I'll save your name for another story I'm writing (hint, hint, ghost Harry; coming soon)

I was honestly surprised with myself because the three winners stories are actually pretty dark but the reason I chosed them was because even after I read them, I couldn't stop thinking about them. I couldn't shake my mind off their stories and it gave me uncomfortable chills that lingered like when you watch a creepy movie.

That's why I chose them because they had such a lasting effect and impact on me.

"Hey, check this out you guys." Vampire Harry said, approaching the Psycho and Assassin at the kitchen table as he held out his phone making them turn their heads to look at him.

Liza and Demon Prince were still at his work testing out the serum, they've been knocked out for a couple of days so it was really just the other three Harrys lounging around and waiting in the Demon's flat.

"Ay so you know that app Liza downloaded on my phone in her story to undo her wish or some shit- peapad or wattpod or something like that- look at this." The Vampire said with excitement, showing his phone screen to the other two as they furrowed their eyebrows and leaned forward to get a better look.

"One shits." Psycho read out loud with a raise of his brow as he leaned back in his seat.

"It's one shots dumbass." The Assassin retorted in a low irritated growl, still staring at the Vampire's phone screen not even bothering to look at him.

"It's not just that but these one shots- all about us." Vampire Harry further elaborated, throwing his hands up in the air as he gave the two a proud dazed smile.

The Psycho let out a snort.

"Who the fuck would write about this dipshit?" He laughed, slinging his arm around his chair as he nodded at the Assassin who grit his teeth in annoyance.

"Who has the most one shots written about him?" The Assassin asked, now taking a slight interest as he played with his lip ring while the Vampire checked his phone.

The curly haired bandana boy then raised his finger and pointed at Psycho Harry, making the Psycho's eyes widen in surprise ever so slightly before an arrogant smirk spread across his face and he began to nod his head slowly in approval.

"What can I say," Psycho began with a loud sigh of content, popping the collar of his shirt in a cocky manner as he leaned back in his chair, placing his hands behind his head while the Assassin and Vampire stared at him.

"My babygirls love to take care of their daddy-"

The Psycho never finished his sentence because in a flash the Assassin whipped out his pocket knife, not even looking as he slashed the back leg of the chair Psycho Harry was sitting on, causing the tall man to crash and fall to the floor in a clutter of splintered wood.

"You motherfuck-"

"Half of the short stories written about me is meeting a fellow vampire babe and or me getting high as hell." The Vampire informed as the Psycho got up, mumbling curses under his breath and rubbing his ass before he grabbed another chair, flipping it around so he was facing the back of the chair as he sat back down.

"It's beautiful." Vampire finished in an amazed tone, gazing down upon his phone in admiration before Psycho grabbed the phone out of his hand.

"Weed, weed, meeting someone at a weed shop, vampire cop chick, weed, grocery store, Cinderella, your shitty puns, weed children, more puns, comedy stand up, karaoke with Ariana hotty hot Grande, chopping onions, meeting a ghost and... a sloth...." Psycho Harry summarized the Vampire's short stories, quickly scrolling through his phone with pursed lips as the other two stared at him.

"Fucking nice." Psycho smirked, raising his hand as him and the Vampire high fived while Vampire Harry let out a loud and joyous "I know right!"

"Okay but back to everyone's favorite here- let's see what my babygirls made for me-" The Psycho began, a devious grin forming over his face before the Assassin reached out and yanked the phone out of his hand.

"Deficiente. It's my turn." Assassin Harry cut him off, looking through the Vampire's phone as he propped his feet up on the table, a stone cold expression on his face as his eyes scanned a few words on the screen.

"Cazzo. They brought up the blue leg warmers fuck." He groaned out, rubbing his face in shame with his free hand as the Psycho let out a laugh.

"You should check out the ones about you and Clarece buddy. One of then even have you guys gettin that shit hitched." Psycho added, exchanging looks with the Vampire as the Assassin's body stiffened.

"I'm impressed though," Assassin Harry said after a few moments of scrolling and reading, nodding his head slowly as he bit his lip in concentration.

"The idea of female assassins is quite appealing to me but then there are others that seem to attract my attention as well. Guarda, look, this one I met a bambina at a gym, another with a cast with a smiley face, some I met on a roof or in a waterfall. This one I met in a gun store, another someone is trying to feed me... puto?- And there's even one story that involves a big bird costume...?" Assassin trailed off unsurely at the end of his sentence before the Psycho retrieved the iPhone out of the Assassin's hand.

"Oh right, no one cares cause it's my turn now." Psycho said, tossing the phone around in his hand with a smile before he began to read through his short stories, scrolling and running the pad of his pointer and middle finger across his lips

"Oh fuck me- look, I'm getting all the pussies of the rainbow." He suddenly exclaimed with an excited aroused expression, readjusting his pants as he showed the phone screen to the other two.

"Look I got this pale white beauty in this one, then I got some nice tan chick, a few filipina babes, to some fine ass chocolate mama like I'm getting it! Shit I even got a Cuban lover-"

"That one was mine." Assassin informed with a smirk.

"Pfft not for long..." Psycho said, continuing to scroll before his jaw went slack and he brought his fist up to his mouth.

"Fuck and most of them are crazy as hell. Oh baby yeah." He moaned out, actually leaning forward and kissing the Vampire's phone screen making the Vampire laugh as the Assassin rolled his eyes.

"I could make babies with you." Psycho whispered to the phone, caressing the case with his ring clad fingers as the Vampire slowly wretched the device out of his hand.

"Have you guys even read the puns these girls got though? Like there's even a pun about maxi pads fuck I swear if I ever meet them- I'm going to just hardcore make out with their face." Vampire Harry sighed, smiling and shaking his head, his fangs and dimples prominent as he readjusted his bandana.

"Who, the characters?" The Assassin asked with a raise of his brow.

"Forget the characters man- it's the girls behind the writing that could really do us in good. I mean think about it, they made these characters for us but could you imagine how they'd be themselves?" Vampire Harry brought up as all three leaned forward, intrigued with the idea.

"True, if I met any of the chicks that wrote those stories about me they better be prepared for some good fucking." Psycho smirked, a lazy dimpled grin on his face as he darted hit tongue out to wet his lips, thinking about all the possibilities.

"I actually agree. I'd like to know how many of those bellas I can make blush if I spoke dirty to them in Italian." The Assassin commented, letting out a low chuckle.

"Hey, I found a Psycho and Assassin one shot." Vampire laughed out, reading the story as the Psycho and Assassin shot up out of their seats in unison.

"Kill me." Assassin said, walking out of the room right as Psycho Harry let out a "oh look, a cliff to jump off of" as they both parted separate ways.

The Vampire just grinned, looking between the two entrances where they disappeared off to before he shrugged and continued reading, only to hear footsteps near the table before the Vampire looked up to find the Psycho sitting back down.

"Actually, I'm curious, read that shit to me."

AN: This was just a lil bonus chapter as a thank you for all the entries.

There are about five chapters left of this story.

I will be posting the next real chapter today. Love you guys!