Short Three - Mission: Weeaboo-boo
In I.M.P., (Y/N) was sitting in the meeting room alone as she was looking through the file of the target she needed to get. It was a cute chubby teen girl. (Y/N) thought she looked adorable. This was Blitzo's way of getting (Y/N) to trust him again, it was barely working, but she appreciated the free solo mission.
"IMP File...Target: Emberlynn Pinkle." (Y/N) says aloud, "Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA" (Y/N) remembered her house being close to there, "Description: Gothy 20 something...Info: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago...What the hell does that mean?" (Y/N) asked, "...and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it." (Y/N) snickered as she shoved the paper into her bag and opened the portal with her ring as she stepped through.
***
(Y/N) is now on Earth, hiding in some brushes as she was talking to Millie on her phone, "Thanks Millie, but-" (Y/N) paused, "I don't think I need some back up for this mission, which is to take down some suburban, college girl...I used to be a college girl before I died." (Y/N) informed Millie, "You enjoy that musical date with Mox-Pox and stop trying to use it as an excuse to get off it-" (Y/N) paused, "Hey, look. If I had to sit through French hog shit with Blitzo then, well, so do you, okay? Bye Millie." (Y/N)'s phone beeps off as she spots the house and smirks.
From inside the house, there was studio laughter from TV. (Y/N) turns off her phone and walks to the house; she peeks through the living room window, seeing the adults watching TV and chuckles; she climbs up a tree and sees the target in her bedroom. She climbs into her room and sneaks up on her.
"This is fucking perfect! Finally, a piece of cake mission." (Y/N) climbs a branch like a monkey as the branch creaks, "I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a knife, too!" (Y/N) sings, "Da dun, da da. I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Da-da ughn!" (Y/N) walks up to the girl, sneakily as she fires her rifle but the bullet is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field, shooting her in the shoulder down, "Ow, what the FUCK?!" She throws her knife at Emberlyn's bear, catching her off-guard.
"AHHH!" Emberlyn falls over, then looks at the injured (Y/N), "Oh!" She seemed lovestruck, "Ohh..."
***
Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust.
"Ugh, must be watching them damn 'hen-tays' again." Emberlynn's dad rolled his eyes.
Emberlynn's Mom yells and cries, "Why won't she leave?!"
***
Back in the room, (Y/N) was rubbing her shoulder in pain as she cried in agony. Emberlynn was impressed and amazed at the imp in front of her.
"Oh my god! What... are you?" Emberlynn asks.
"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!" (Y/N) groaned as she got up, "Augh...My fucking shoulder." (Y/N) grunts as she runs to attack Emberlynn again but is pushed back by the force field again, "Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!"
Emberlynn smiled proudly, "It's an official merch from 'Akuma no Otto'." She explains as (Y/N) tuned her out, "It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from-" She paused, "...wait are you a demon? Like... a real demon?"
(Y/N) went back to reality, "Oh...uh...Yeah, basically." (Y/N) sighed, "Look, where did you even get something like-"
"A demon?" Emberlynn gaps, "Here to steal a little kitten like me? Forced to be part of your demonic harem, 'blushes'" She blushes.
[When I say I cringed at this moment. I cringed.]
"The Fuck?" (Y/N) blinks, "Why d'you think I would do something like that? I mean...I may have a 'harem' but it ain't that type of fucky-fuck shit." She looks at all the monster lover merchandise in her room, "Ohhhh, you're one of those...shit."
Emberlynn was suddenly uncomfortably close to (Y/N), "So what's your name?"
"Uhhh. (Y/N)?" (Y/N) answered, creeped out.
Emberlynn spins and leans against her bookshelf & stuffed animals, "What are you gonna do to me, (Y/N)-Chan?"
"Uh." (Y/N) cringed at Emberlynn's lip biting and blushing, "Apparently nothing while you're wearing that." She gestured to Emberlynn's necklace.
"I don't feel like myself. Are- are you..." (Y/N) seemed utterly confused, "...putting some sort of- nasty spell over me?" She turned around, still up against the bookshelf.
"What? No, I'm literally just standing here, Ma'am." (Y/N) crossed her arms, "Blitzo gave me this mission for a reason...motherfucker." (Y/N) hissed.
"If you say so, master. I mean... mommy." It was at this moment that (Y/N) felt like throwing up as Emberlynn started crawling to (Y/N), "But when you look into my eyes, it's like I have no control over my..." She was about to kiss the traumatized (Y/N), "No!" She slaps (Y/N).
"THE FUCK!" (Y/N) rubs her cheek in pain.
"You demonic brute! I'm too pure a heart for you to corrupt!" Emberlynn rushed to her window sill and sat on it.
"Oh, thank fucking Satan." (Y/N) paused, "Wait...no...fucking...Lucifer. Yeah, he's much hotter."
Emberlynn's eyes sparkled, "Satan? Lucifer? Is that your lord? The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice?" She gasps, "But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife/husband/ or significant other!" (Y/N) paused, disgusted, "Your wife/husband/ or significant other- who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine." (Y/N) blinked as Emberlynn continued as she typed on her computer a fanfic story, "But now you'd rather have me! And you'd rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!"
"Ew. Ma'am look, I was sent here to kill you, alright?" (Y/N) gestured to her rifle and knife in the corner, "You were a bitch online one time...which we all usually are at one point or another, someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you, I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, oh well."
"You want to kill... meee?" Emberlynn's eyes sparkle.
"Oh yeah. Even more now." (Y/N)'s nose wrinkles up.
"Of course! You want to take my mortal soul to Hell so that we can be together forever!" Emberlynn held (Y/N)'s hands.
(Y/N) shaked her hands off, "Look, whatever gets you there." (Y/N) rolls her eyes, "Can you just take off the necklace and hand over my rifle or knife?"
"Yes master!" Emberlynn gasps, "No, I mustn't. But I want you! My soul... but I'm destined for this!"
"Bitch, Girl, Stupid Asshole, can we hurry this up?" (Y/N) looked at her phone, "I have an appointment for my school blowing up show in ten minutes...damn do kids hate school."
"OHHHHH YESSS!" Emberlynn cuts off her necklace as it smacks (Y/N) in the face before flying out the window.
"Thanks." (Y/N) picks up her rifle and knife, shoving her knife into her pocket.
"Make it quick, my demon queen!" (Y/N) grunts as she shoots Emberlynn, who gasps and moans sexually.
(Y/N) seemed disgusted, "Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fucking hell."
" I will see you... on the other side... my- (Y/N)-Chan." A bell tolls as she died.
(Y/N) takes out her knife, "Stab. Stab stab. Stab stab staby stab." (Y/N) stabs Emberlynn, "Hehehe...."
***
A magical whoosh as (Y/N) steps through the portal back to the meeting office. Blitzo looked up at (Y/N), who gave him the finger.
"Hey, yeah, it's done. So you can go ahead and wire me that money now, and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again." (Y/N) shivered, annoyed, "Fucking Hell."
"Wait...What the hell happened?" Blitzo got up and quickly followed, wanting that tea.
Suddenly a voice is heard outside the office window, revealed to be Emberlynn as a sinner demon. (Y/N) and Blitzo peeks out the window, as (Y/N) seemed to be looking disturbed and uncomfortable, Blitzo looked the same as well.
Emberlynn waves, "I'm here, (Y/N)-Chaaan!! I saw your billboard! I'm here for you my love!" (Y/N) slowly closes the blinds as she shakes her head side to side, Blitzo seems horrified, "I'll be by your side forever! (Y/N) CHANNNNN!!!!" The episode ends there as (Y/N) has now been traumatized forever.
***************************************************************************************
Huh?
What are you all still doing here?
The episode is done. Go to another story, please.
Ohhhhhh! You wanna know about him, don't ya?
You're REAL stalker.
Alright. Let's tune in...shall we?
A screen of all the episodes, all zeroed in on (Y/N) specifically, as seen in pitch black room. A glowing orange-ish red figure is seen sitting in a lava and acid filled pool, sipping some cider.
"Finally. Seems like I've found you. Didn't take that long, did it?" A creepy voice spoke, "Tell the moron that I found the one we've been looking for." He yelled to a imp.
"Y...Yes Sir." The imp rushed off.
The imp ran through the long hallways filled with lava and acid. There were some cows, goats and all types of hell animals that you'd find on a farm. The imp slammed open the doors as Striker was seen smoking with the open window in a robe. A few toys laid on the bed of the room.
"U...Uh...Where is-"
"Moron?" Striker asked and gestured to the bathroom, "Taking a shower." Striker took a long inhale of his cigarette.
The door to the bathroom opened as a tall figure walked out, he seemed to be like an arachnid [like Angel Dust], except a mix of red and orange colors. His clothes seemed to fit the country theme.
"Did you find her?" The voice was deep & sexy.
"Um. Y...Yes. We did, Mister." The Imp slowly nods.
"Good." The face was now seen, piercing (e/c) eyes that shined like gold, "Seems like things are getting closer to the end than we anticipated."
Striker rolled his eyes, "I better get what I was promised."
"If you want a bullet to your head instead. Be my guest." Striker blushed and groaned as the man walked to a framed picture of a young (Y/N), "Seems like my daughter has caused enough damage." The man sighed.
"M...Mister Brett. What are you planning to do?" The imp asks.
"Simple." Mr. Brett smiled creepily as his smile widened over the exceeded limit, "Handle this shit myself. If you want this shit done right, I'll do that fucking shit myself." His eyes glowed as the screen faded to black.
*
He has found you.
*
They have found you.
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top