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" ok I know business has been... a bit slow lately buts it's no ones fault I'm not naming any names here" said Blitz " Moxxie. But does anyone have any idea how we can get business going up again?"

Millie stood up with her right up shoot up.

" what about a car wash?" Said Millie

" this is hell no one cares about cars being clean here. What about a bill board?"

" we can't afford a bill board sir" said Moxxie being annoyed.

" ok you know what whatever. Have you forgotten what services we provide?" Blitz grabbed the remote and turn on the tv. It shows Blitz hitting the target with a hammer, Moxxie shooting the target in the mouth with a Hunter gun, Yuri pulling the lever with a bucket full of acid while the target is being strap onto the chair and getting melted alive, Loona ripping the target in half and Millie using a hoe and cut the targets head off. " those were good times"

" we don't need any reminding sir since you blew up our salary on a obnoxious tv ad last week where it's an ad on a channel that is the only ad there and repeating itself and now no one is watching" said Moxxie

" hey what does obnoxious have to do anything here?" Said Blitz.

" people likes musical sir. That's a good thing" said Yuri who was standing in the corner holding a clipboard.

" exactly babe and we are now doing a musical here" said Blitz while Yuri rolled her eyes. " Moxxie are you gonna crush my dreams like how my dad did?"

"Sir" said Moxxie

" cause right now all I can see is my dads asshole talking to me. Saying I am a failure" said Blitz.

" are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie?" Said Millie looking at Moxxie with a seductive look.

" I- what?" Said Moxxie

" thought I knew you" Moxxie blushed a bit by the complement.

" how could you do this to me after I made you employee of the month" said Blitz holding a picture of Moxxie. 

" ok sir. I'm sorry but no one actually like the jingles" said Moxxie.

" I liked it" said Millie

" please don't side with him in front of me"

In the ad, Blitz said this.
" his there I'm Blitzø (the o is silent) and I am the found of IMP. Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to hell? Or are you an innocent soul that got fucked by someone else?"

The screen then showed a imp that seems to have a grudge on someone.

" after my wife had sex with a delivery man I was so pissed off! I got shot and ended up here! I wish I could have that rotten bastard down here with me!" He said.

" lucky with our status, we can access to the human world and kill anyone who screw you over when you were alive" said Blitz going into the portal.

Millie, Moxxie and Blitz go to the human world and killed some of the humans. Some of the mission involves Yuri in it. But this one, Moxxie accidentally killed a little boy and Yuri quickly rushed to the hospital and the doctors was able to have him alive.

" he seems to be in stable condition but he needs surgery. I hope you freaks have money to pay this" said the doctor

" what the fuck is insurance?" Said Blitz. They had to choice but to take the kid with them to hell.

Back in the office, Moxxie was blaming Loona.

" I blame Loona for this. She was supposed to give us the right target"

" sir on a dick will you Moxxie" said Loona looking at her phone.

" you sit- sit on-a in the- DO YOUR JOB!" Said Moxxie.

" hey we don't put our screw ups on Loony ok. She didn't do anything wrong" said Blitz hugging her.

" are you kidding me sir. She's awful" said Moxxie.

Loona didn't do what others say even when they are in trouble. She disagreed with what Blitz gives her. And she always likes to drink and have a hangover and is short temper.

" ok look even though Loony is a bit aggressive but we are a family" said Blitz.

" we aren't a family sir. Your the boss we are the employee. You treat Loona like a troubled teenager but she is actually a homeless hell hound that you found on the streets"

" common without homeless people I wouldn't have half the joy in this hell hole" said Blitz looking out the window

" and while we are ok the subject of 'family' can you stop following me and Millie out of work?"

" common sweetie it's not a big deal"

" excuse me. WHAT?!?" Said Moxxie.

Blitz followed them around the house and even slept with them.

" ok look it's nice seeing my favourite couple to do the things you do"

" I would also like the weigh in. Can you please stop sleeping with me as if we are a married couple?!" Said Yuri grinding her teeth.

" but we are a happy couple"

" define happy for me please" said Yuri feeling annoyed.

" says the person that got drunk and sleeps with me at the end" said Blitz.

When Yuri goes out with the crew, she gets drunk easily with alcohol after 6 shots and.

" h-hey. Mom, dad can you take me back home? I need to feed my pet giraffe" said Yuri with a slur language asking Millie and Moxxie.

" um... miss Yuri, we're not you parents but we can take you back to your house if you want" said Moxxie. Then Blitz butted in pushing Moxxie's face away.

" I'll take her home" said Blitz with a grin.

" sir please don't do anything inappropriate. She will get mad" said Moxxie.

" it's ok. I'll be fine" said Blitz.

Blitz carried Yuri in his van driving her back to her small house down the street. To take advantage, Blitz and Yuri slept with each other and Yuri woke up either tasing or throwing Blitz out the window.

Every time when Yuri gets drunk, she wakes up with Blitz sleeping next to her and she would always have to get her taser or bat to get him out of her small house.

" the only reason why you have a wife is because you are easy to manage" said Loona

" NO HE'S NO YOU BITCH!" Said Millie pointing the middle finger to Loona.

" do not speak to my receptionist that way. She is sensitive" said Blitz.

" yes I am!"

" you are all fucking assholes" said the kid.

" oh shut up kid your here to witness this" said Yuri.

" oh common I am just a kid and you dude with the big ass horns are a clown. You are just a cheap ass" said the boy pointing to Moxxie.

" that is my husband your talking to" said Millie

"That's your husband? I figured you as a slut. But I'd don't think you were that bad" said the kid chucking. " and you!"

" what. What about me?" Said Loona

" nothing. I just don't like dogs. I'm a cat person. Also did you jump into a pool with bleach in it? Cause it looks like you did" said the kid which insulted Yuri and Loona.

" wow kid. You really are a pice of shit" said Blitz.

" oh fuck. It seems like he is the right target after all" said Loona.

" who?"

" him" pointing to the kid

" they want us to kill an actual child?"

" that's what their saying"

" well it seems like there is a silver lining in every dark cloud" said Blitz taking out his gun. They torture him and cut him to bits and send him back to the human world where his mother was trying to find him.

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