Hey, Psyche.

I like this whole you texting first thing. Keep it up.

I'm just trying to get our daily conversations out of the way.

Ouch! Do you not enjoy them?

It is daily suffering. Dreaded torment.

Aw, Bates, it hurts when you play hard to get like that.

I think I just rolled my eyes so hard they're stuck in the back of my skull.

Seriously... Do you hate me? I gotta ask.

Hate you? Seriously? Of course not, Psyche! I think you're a dork and quirky and kinda charming. Sure you're annoying, but I don't hate you. Not yet anyways.

Awww you think I'm charming?

Of course that's the part you latched onto. Yes I do.

Is this mystery girl you have a crush on charming too?

My mystery girl? Oh she's absolutely divine. She's cool and witty and smart... Way too cool for me. I'm an absolute dork. She probably knows it too. I think I seem cool on the outside but I'm probably just a total mess. There's no hope that she'll ever like me. I doubt we have anything in common.

Wow. I think that's the most you've ever said about your personal life.

Oh... Oops. That was a lot, wasn't it? Sorry.

No, Eros, it's fine! It was sweet!

You know how it is when you've had a crush on someone for a long time? I'm totally infatuated with her, and she barely realizes I exist. We're almost friends... Almost.

Have you tried inviting her to hang out?

Well we hang out sometimes. Okay we hung out, once. But there's a party we'll both be at Friday...

Oh did Miles invite you too?

Did Miles invite me? Yes! Definitely. I was invited. But so was half the school. So don't try to find me.

Ooh let me guess what your costume is going to be.

I think sharing time is over. Bye, Psyche.