Simon is seen at his house, in the kitchen. He was with Luci.

Lucifer: Is that another batch of pancakes!?

Simon: yeah?

She took a few, and starts eating them.

Lucifer: It's soooooo gooood!~

Simon: glad you like them.

Lucifer: I don't see how anyone couldn't! Unless they have a chocolate allergy or something. But I sure as hell don't!

She happily finished the pancake, and started the next one she had.

Lucifer: Though I have to say, I still can't figure out how you get them perfect every time... And pairing that with how you spin them in the air, There must be some Sorcery involved!

Simon: nah. Just practice.

Lucifer: suuuure... well, you should probably give the others their breakfast before they destroy something again.

Simon: you read my mind!

He took the large plate along with a cup of coffee and walked out of the kitchen, being immediately met by Modeus.

Simon: Pancakes.

Modeus: ...

She had a book that she was clearly invested in. It was a lewd manga he got to keep her distracted.

Simon: do you like it?

She looks up.

Modeus: I've never herd of this "Romance" stuff before. It has to be the weirdest kink I've ever seen! Maybe I've been doing this "lust" thing all wrong.

Simon: what do you mean? Wanna go on a date, or...?

The succubus blushes and covers her face with the book.

Modeus: h-h-how lewd! I've a-always known you were a perverted degenerate!

Simon rolls his eyes.

Simon: well, do you want some pancakes?

Modeus:... ok...

She took some, and Simon continued through the house. He came across Justice next.

Simon: hey justice! pancakes!

Justice: awesome. I have a question though.

She asks, taking some.

Justice: the girls say you never take off your hat. Why is that?

Simon: well I could ask you the same about your shades.

Justice: oh me? It's because I'm blind.

She lifts her shades up, showing her iris's and pupils were milky white.

Justice: that's my story. Care to share yours?

Simon: ehhhh... maybe some other time.

Justice: aw cmon! The girls are already taking bets! I'm losing 10 bucks if you don't have a frog under there!

Simon(thinking): she's onto me.

Simon: well, I guess no one will be losing anything today.

Justice: we'll find out eventually!

Simon moves on to Pandemonica, who was across the room.

Simon: pancakes and coffee.

Pandemonica took the cup and quickly sipped the drink.

Pandemonica: ahhh! I'm the "tired demon" no longer!

Simon: does it have the right amount of sugar this time?

Pandemonica: yes, actually. I'm flattered you even filtered it properly this time. Keep it up and I might not break your fingers in bed later~

Simon: here's... *sigh*... hoping...

Pandemonica: although, do feel free to mess it up. The local hospital proved quite competent so far.~

Simon, worried for his safety, goes on to find Malina.

Simon: pancakes.

Malina takes one.

Malina: Do you know how hard it is to find new turn based strategies we could play? Almost everything mankind produced is either a half-assed sequel or a shitty ripoff.

Simon: why not play them anyway? Might be a: "so bad it's good" thing.

Malina: I guess...

She pouts.

Malina: gonna need a lot of alcohol though.

Simon goes down the hall, finding Zdrada.

Simon: pan-

She grabs one.

Simon:... cakes...

Zdrada: thanks I'm flattered. Anyway. Got a light?

She says, failing to light a sig with her finger.

Simon: no smoking in the house. Remember?

Zdrada: what. Gonna punish me? I've been a baaaad girl~

Simon: judging by the way you said that, I'm assuming you want that.

Zdrada: go screw yourself.

Simon leaves her, and comes across Azazel.

Simon: pancakes.

The angel looks dead inside, despite still smiling.

Azazel: h-how long have I been here...?

Simon: a few weeks. Why?

Azazel: feels like it's been forever. The things I've seen... the things I've done... I could write a spectacular paper on it, but nobody would believe me. It's just to surreal.

Simon:... oh...

She snaps back to reality, her face going normal again.

Azazel: and my research has barley scratched the surface! Wanna join me in my studies today?

Simon: you study too much. Here, take some pancakes.

He says, offering her some. She happily took one, and started munching away. Simon walks to the next room, finding Cerberus.

Simon: pancakes.

Cerberus(all 3): we messed up.

Simon: what did you do this time!?

Cerberus:...

There was a loud knock.

Police: POLICE!!! OPREN UP!!!

Simon: ... what did you do!?

Cerberus:...

Judgment rushes into the room.

Judgment: TRESPASSERS SEEK TO INVADE OUR DOMAIN!!! I SHALL DISPOSE OF-

Simon: hold on.

Judgment: huh?

Simon: I can do this non-violently

The prosecutor takes a pancake.

Judgement: sure. Scream if you start dying or whatever.

Simon opens the door.

Simon: hello. Can I offer you some pancakes?

The detective took them.

Detective: oh, thanks. But we still have some questions.

Simon: shoot.

Detective: we believe that you have some dogs living here who have been tormenting the neighborhood?

Simon: no dogs here. Just me and my 11 girlfriends.

Detective: w-what!? 11!? Is that even legal!?

Swat: yes it is.

Detective: wh- ugh. Whatever.

Simon: care to make it 13?

The 2 officers flinch at this, the detective blushes, while the swat pulls her mask up to hide her face.

Detective: P-pervert. Whatever. I think we're done here!

They leave. Simon closes the door and goes back in. He looks over at Cerberus, who were all sitting in a corner. Simon sighs.

Simon: just don't do anything like that again! We can't keep doing this!

Cerberus: we're sorry!