0nlyfrans 🔒@salazarqueen

cried realizing that my life isnt a fashion competition and i actually have to do normal people stuff and get my shit together instead of showing up outside looking cute

0nlyfrans 🔒@salazarqueen

girl tip: you gotta walk in rooms like God himself sent you even if it's just to the kitchen to get cereal

jah

2:53 PM

seryoso ba yan?

and kakagising mo lang ba?

yeah i woke up horny but dw i already touched myself

tangina di ako sinabayan i jacked off to you twice already

in memory of the last time

🤝

bro omg

im watching a gay movie between a prince and the first son and its so good and i have my bowl of cereal

cereal at 3pm

may problema ka?

wala. cute mo

sinearch ko

red white and royal blue?

bat di mo ko niyaya

luh

i was way too excited

but ok fine ugh ill rewatch again

we will also watch queen charlotte

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

from the mo.....

mo.....?

from the moment i saw you trying to go over the wall i have loved you desperately i cannot breathe when you are not near AASHAJKSHAJHDHAJDHAKHD

WAIT KINIKILIG AKO omg i long for my own angry love confession

bakit angry love confession?

yung galit tas di na niya mapigilan pak ganon

hahahahaha

sobrang random mo talaga

yes i know but you're smiling

and a lot of you are insane and annoying but not in a fun sexy way like i am

droga nga ako e

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BAT MO KO PINAGTATAWANAN SERYOSO KASI YON

seryoso din ako

at meron ka pang new moon eclipse breaking dawn part 1 and 2

omg the plot twist sa last movie like you will GASP i cant WAIT

im pretty sure i will not

but ok

i will subject you to my interests because im fun and youre not

i do the opposite of gatekeeping

you will be forced to like my interests. you will listen

magpapa-subject ako sa kahit ano man yan frenchie

even if its not my taste

i want to know why you like things

sometimes i wont understand but im willing to watch/listen to what you like

0nlyfrans 🔒@salazarqueen

The voices are multiplying. There is a constant ringing in my ear. I'm going blind in one eye.

0nlyfrans 🔒@salazarqueen

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS YOU FUCKING MAN

jah

3:10 PM

hindi ka ba busy sa fancy new job mo

busy pero gusto kitang kausapin

ANO BA

ANO

BAT MO KO SINISIGAWAN

0nlyfrans 🔒@salazarqueen

my brain: he has girls in his dms sending him sweet shit. stand out. tell him you will stab him. or some variation of that.

jah

3:11 PM

sino pwede sapakin i will throw a rock at you

ANO??????

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

wala tangina mo gago ka pala e

ano ginagawa mo dyan while im here just a girl doing girl things

doing IT things

kwento ko sayo mamaya

speaking of mamaya

frenchie

may tanong ako

ano pwedeng gawin para mahawakan ko kamay mo

ha

kahit pag sex kasi hindi mo ko pinapaghawak ng kamay mo

kasi sex lang yun

so hindi pwede?

pag kunyari mamaya

ano ba balak mo sakin mamaya HAHAHAHAH

kiss sana

holding hands kung payagan

kwentuhan sa kotse

ganon

ay may agenda talaga si gago

pasmado ako

alam ko. so?

mataba fingers ko

hindi kaya

stop trying to find excuses

wag mo rin sabihin na magkaibigan tayo

oo magkaibigan tayo

e lagi mong ka-holding hands mga kaibigan mo

si kate kahapon lang habang naglalakad tayo to parking

nainggit ako

as your friend, paranas

iba si kate

o iba ako?

read

jah

3:21 PM

wag mo ko taguan

kung nagpapanic ka magpanic ka dito

excuse me hindi ako nagpapanic

edi flustered sa konting holding hands

hindi rin. tingin mo sakin?

prove it

pahawak kang kamay mamaya

fine

fine

tinitingnan na ko ng boss ko

susunduin kita mamaya

matapang ka ah kala mo di siya excited

oo excited ako

ikaw?

read

sige ok lang. inaassume ko na oo

see you later

maya yang kamay mo saken

siraulo

😙

pati yang labi mo pala

SUS

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

😉

0nlyfrans 🔒@salazarqueen

what the fuck just happened

0nlyfrans 🔒@salazarqueen

am i experiencing female hysteria other than iron deficiency