Harry Potter walked into Hogsmeade until Dudley comes in running into Harry." Harry you have to help me I'm staying here at Hogwarts!!" Dudley yelled Harry looked at Dudley." Why?" Harry asked, Dudley looks around and sighs." Mum and Dad is driving me insane that's why!" Dudley yelled So Harry Sighed and drink the last butterbeer and walked into Hogwarts to get introduced to James and Dudley got sorted into.... Slytherin. " Congrats you got a ticket into the best house." Said Blaise Pansy stared at Dudley. " I never been here before and..." Dudley got cut off by Pansy." So they let a Mudblood like you into Slytherin? " Pansy asked Dudley. " What's a 'Mudblood'?" Dudley asked Draco looked at Dudley. " A person who is  Muggleborn!" Draco told Dudley." Hey everyone you know the drill welcome Sirius Black the Charms teacher and whatnot eat some food and enjoy your day here at Hogwarts for the First years here yeah yeah." James Said in a bored voice. In charms." Welcome to charms first years the first charm I will be teaching you is Levicorpus." Sirius Said taking out his wand." Anyone wants to volunteer?" Sirius asked everyone back away except Dudley. " OK so... would you like to stand right in front of me but not too close." Sirius instructed Dudley and Dudley stand right in front of Sirius." LEVICORPUS!" Sirius Yelled and Dudley was upside down in the air dangling by his feet." Take note of this." Sirius said and Class was dismissed Dudley fell face first and headed to potions." Welcome to Potions today we will be making Wolfsbane potion." Snape said Dudley finally sat down and Snape turned around and saw Dudley." You're finally here Mr. Dursley." Snape said." Wolfsbane potion prevents a werewolf to lose their minds after transformation." Dudley tilted his head." Dursley you must be confused but for example take Lupin." Snape said the class snickered." Yes I know inconvenient." Snape rolled his eyes." Turn to page 345!" Snape said after class Dudley was crying his tears out." Hey kid have you heard Ron is gay!" Draco yelled at Dudley." Yes but I was wondering are you gay?" Dudley asked Draco." No!" Draco responded." Dobby is here to spread the news that Remus had finally married Sirius Black." Dobby said Draco Smiled." Here a Cookie." Draco said handing Dobby a Cookie Dobby squealed and ran off somewhere." Anyways let's go back to the common room." Draco said Dudley just nodded when they arrived in the common room Dudley found jellybeans but Pansy stopped him." Be careful these are Bertie botts every flavor  beans trust me when I say every flavor." Pansy warned Dudley but he took out a red bean." Oh No." Crabbe said between laughter because the face Dudley made when he ate the bean was Priceless." Ugh what flavor is this!!" Dudley yelled Goyle looked at Dudley." Blood." Goyle Dudley went out and spit the bean out and accidentally spills Blaise's Butterbeer." Welp you're screwed." Pansy said." LEVICORPUS!" Blaise yelled as Dudley was being dangled by the leg." Draco Take not of this don't mess with Blaise." Said Dudley Draco nodded and took the note.