HELLBØUND - Accelerated Plans // S3 Episode 2

In an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel, Charlie was pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.

Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! *starts to panic* And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?! But, then, Y/N won't have enough time to be prepared to fulfill the prophecy! If he fails, that's it! We're dead!

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.

Vaggie: Charlie, please, settle down. Now's not the time to be panicking.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... *phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch"* Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just... have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts.

Angel waves his phone in their faces.

Angel Dust: People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie: Err, what is a... Donkey Show?

Angel panics and retreats the phone back.

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: *gasps* This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel! And... This is their chance to look at N/N as their last hope!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?

She waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep-

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around. At IMP, Y/N was seen in the lobby and he heard the explosion.

Y/N: Oh no. Charlie!

Loona: Honey? What's going on?

Y/N turned around to see Loona with the two hellpups in her arms.

Y/N: Sorry, Loonie, but I'll have to call in early. Trouble at the hotel.

Loona: Wait, Y/N, what's going on? I've never seen Hell in such a panic.

Y/N: ... Long story short, the Extermination Day is pushed to six months.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Y/N, I'm sorry, but I have to go. Look after the pups while I'm gone. *opens window & flies away*

Blitzø: Y/N, wait! ... I'll never get used to him doing that.

Back at the hotel...

Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face-

Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.

Sir Pentious: Oh there you are. Face my wrath!

Alastor: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great SSSSSSir Pentiousssss!

Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.

Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!

Egg Bois: Ooh, you tell 'em boss.

Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.

Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy...

Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.

Alastor: Ha, well, if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.

Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally a long time ago!

Alastor cocks his head.

Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times.

Alastor: Well, you must have been really bad at this.

Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.

Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder.

Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?

Alastor: Oh, nobody important.

Cut to the Vees' headquarters. A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.

Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!

Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.

Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!

Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.

Vox: Muhahaha! Now, that's good television!

Suddenly, his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.

Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?

Velvette: Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!

Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it.

Vox: Whatever could be the problem, my dear?

Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment while I'm trying to pull together a show and-

Several workers are running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.

Valentino: FUCKING BITCH!

Velvette: Just get your ass here! NOW! Damn it, Valentino!

The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up sighing, fixing up his bowtie.

Vox: Oh, god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val. Hey, hey, hey. Fuck my life.

Vox then walks up to a platform, which rises up. Cut to an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox sighing, and putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.

Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?

Vox: My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-

The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading...

Vox: VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety.

Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers.

Manager: Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?

Vox: Thirty seconds ago. *walks off* Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.

He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall. Cutting to Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her

Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!

As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her

Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?

Velvette: Up in his room, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!

Vox: *sighs* And, uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?

Velvette: Who knows?! But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!

Melissa gets onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit one after another until she spots the one she wants.

Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. *gasps* Yes! That's the one.

Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.

Velvette: Of course, I do! Fuck you! *flips him off* Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!

Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes.

Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! *throws drink* Kitty! Another drink!

The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and re-appears with the drink.

Valentino: Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!

As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.

Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?

Valentino: *gets up* Fucking Angel Dust! *walks up to him* Who the hell else would I be talking about?! *walks past him* That fucking SLUT walked out on me! *turns to Vox* ME! I fucking made him! *Vox walks a little way away* Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.

Vox: Oh! Angel quit?

Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! *takes Vox's phone* He MOVED!!!

As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.

Valentino: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!?!?!?! *walks to closet* He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's BIMBO daughter and that... sniveling bastard!

Vox: Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter and the Demonic Hero?

Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something manish like that, she's got this hotel and-

As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.

Valentino: Which of these makes me look sexier? *turns to closet*

Vox: Heh. what are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.

As he speaks, his left eye started it's hypnotizing spell, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.

Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!

Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.

Vox: *distorted* VAL...*calms down* Hehe. Think about it.

Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking one of his guns.

Vox: Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?

Valentino: Um... Fuck it up?

Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?

Valentino: No!

Vox: Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO... You should...

Valentino: Do nothing?

Vox: Great idea! Now, that's why they pay you the *pinches cheek* Big bucks.

Valentino: Ugh. But, I really wanted to shoot someone.

As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.

Vox: Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month. *walks to TVs*

Valentino: Ohh, you know me too well. *chuckles and blows smoke* Ya know... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princess and the so-called hero.

Vox: Oh? Who else is there? Someone who owes you money?

Valentino: *chuckles* Someone who owes us much more than money... the Radio Demon is there.

Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip.

Vox: *distorted* What did you just say?

Valentino: You heard me.

Vox: Alastor... *walks to him* came back... and he is with Lucifer's *glitches* daughter and that brat and that wasn't the *grabs him by the collar* FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!

Valentino: *frees himself from grip* Hey! Killing Alastor is your kink. Besides, he met his match when he fought the Demonic Hero.

Vox: ... Then, I'll kill him, too! He robbed me of my glory!

As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyer scope. The scene, from a drone point of view, showing Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing as he hears Pentious screaming.

Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!

Charlie: Um... Alastor! I think he's had enough.

Angel Dust: Nah. He's got a few more hits in him.

Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground.

???: Alastor!

They looked to see Y/N land on the ground.

Charlie: Y/N!

Y/N: That's enough! You want me to kick your ass, again?!

Alastor twirls his staff.

Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience.

An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.

Sir Pentious: Thank you... for letting your guard down!

Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit.

Sir Pentious: Haha! Yah! Oh, shit...

Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappeared from sight.

Alastor: Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums.

Vaggie: Wait, you're LEAVING?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.

Angel Dust: *gestures to the hole on the wall* We need a wall.

Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!

With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes a interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.

Angel Dust: *giggles* Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant... tool.

Y/N: Refrain, Angel.

Y/N then heard a vehicle approach them and looked to see Blitzø and the others exit.

Blitzø: You didn't think we'd let you have all the fun, did you?

Y/N: Guys?

Loona hopped out of the van and ran to Y/N, hugging him.

Loona: Y/N, are you alright?

Y/N: We'll explain inside. Come in.

The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.

Valentino: See?! Look how he flirts with that guy and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? *slams his fist on the table* VOX!

Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.

Vox: *glitches* That FUCKER is back!

Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.

Valentino: Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!

Vox: It's been seven years!

Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly mad to care.

Valentino: You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?

Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.

Valentino: Just saying. *walks around him*

Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town!

Valentino: THAT'S for sure.

Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!

Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.

Vox (Singing): 🎵Welcome home!
I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!🎵

As Vox sang, electricity courses through his arm as he sat down, and turns to face the numerous screens.

Vox (Singing): 🎵Say hello to a new status quo🎵

Vox presses a button, and cords latch themselves to the plug ins on the back of his head, connecting himself with the tv networks.

Vox (Singing): 🎵Everyone knows that there's a brand, new dawn, turn the TV on!🎵

Director: Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two...

Chorus (Singing): 🎵Welcome to the show!🎵

Vox (Singing): 🎵Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain had-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town!
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well, handily, I've got good news!
He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible!
Stop giving him the time of day!
Don't listen to a word he'd say
Hope he had a nice vacay!
But he should have stayed away!🎵

Cut to Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and walks away with an idea as Vox continues singing.

Vox (Singing): 🎵While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! 🎵

He pulls out a deer head.

Vox (Singing): 🎵And now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit?!🎵

Cuts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor (Singing): 🎵Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice!🎵

Vox: What a dated voice!

Alastor (Singing): 🎵Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast🎵

Vox: COME ON!

Alastor (Singing): 🎵Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?🎵

Vox: IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!

Alastor (Singing): 🎵Every day he's got a new format!🎵

Vox (Singing): 🎵YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!
He's the shit that comes before that!🎵

Alastor (Singing): 🎵Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees!🎵

Vox: Oh, PLEASE.

Alastor (Singing): 🎵And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked ME to join this team!🎵

Vox: Hold on!

Alastor (Singing): 🎵I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea🎵

As Alastor continues with his radio broadcast, Vox was getting so pissed that his screen face was starting to glitch with anger rising.

Vox (Singing): *glitches* 🎵You old timey PRICK! I'll show you suffering!🎵

Alastor (Singing): 🎵Uh oh, the TV is buffering!🎵

Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.

Vox (Singing): *signal breaking up* 🎵I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU YOU LITTLE-🎵

The camera head could not get anything loaded, and Vox lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor (Singing): 🎵I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin🎵

Alastor slowly turns into his true demon form with every sentence.

Alastor (Singing): 🎵I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone!
Tune on in
When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run!
Oh, this will be fun!🎵

Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time.

Vox: FUUUUUCK!

The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.

Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar and that brat, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's *slams the table* BRAT, that disobedient human, and that smiling freak!

Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls. Must have something to do with that human's disobedience.

Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone... pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?

Vox: *scoffs* I think... I have JUST the one.

Valentino: And we'll need to think of a way to lure the boy away. He may be a dumbass, but he's stubborn and smart. He'll figure something's off.

Vox: Oh, please, that brat's got nothing on us.

Velvette: Well, he did defeat the Radio Demon.

Vox: That doesn't make him better!

Valentino: Wait, wait, wouldn't that mean that you have shit to deal with towards the human?

Vox: Yes, you're right... *chuckles* That just gave me another reason to hurt him.

Velvette: What's the other reason?

Vox: He defeated Alastor, my enemy! He'll pay dearly for stealing my glory, but maybe... I'll take it back by killing him and his family of low-class scum.

As Vox slowly turns around, his right-hypnotic eye gleams with an sinister grin for a plan he has in stored. Back at the hotel, the ink demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.

Loona: I see...

Y/N: Yeah. Gotta be honest, I'm a bit scared.

Loona: Why?

Y/N: Our children, our lives, our jobs, everything, Loo. Our children can barely speak and we're on the verge of going to war in six months. Unless I do something about it...

Loona: ... Well, whatever comes our way, I promise you that you won't have to fight alone. I promise.

Y/N: ... *smiles softly* Thanks, Loona.

Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?

Loona: *nods & smiles*

Vaggie: *sighs* Not a single new recruit.

Angel Dust: Yeah, well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

As Angel check on his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious holding his hat.

Sir Pentious: Why, hello, my dear-

Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace.

Vaggie: What are you doing here?

Charlie appears behind Vaggie.

Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? *gasps* Oh! Hello again!

Y/N: Pentious?

Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I, uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?

Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grabs his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.

Charlie: *gasps* You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.

Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now, you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man! Besides, Y/N reached out to him, right?

Sir Pentious: Wait, Y/N's here?

Charlie: Yeah, he's over there.

Pentious looks to see Y/N.

Angel Dust: *to Vaggie & Y/N* Aren't you two supposed to protect this place?

Y/N: Angel, I trust him. I don't care if he tried to kill us. People deserve a second chance, even if there's little time left. I'm willing to take those risks. Charlie is, too. Just look at her.

Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel.

Y/N: Guys, it's now or never. Literally.

Blitzø: He's right.

Vaggie gives in.

Vaggie: *sighs* I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine...

Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation.

Vaggie: ... or even with the war machine.

Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing. Charlie was so happy that she hugs Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.

Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel. Y/N watched as he smiled.

Sir Pentious: Oh no, darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.

Angel follows soon afterwards.

Angel Dust: Eh, I give you a week, tops.

Loona: Well, Y/N, looks like your charms are working like... a charm.

Y/N: Thanks.

Loona: But, keep your guard up, Y/N. Just in case.

Y/N: I will. Don't worry.

They walk inside as Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blow up before it was fixed.

Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-

Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.

Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest! Well, second, actually. Y/N's our first candidate.

Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I, then?

Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here, Angel, but you, uhm, uh...

Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?

Charlie: What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.

Y/N: Sorry, pal.

As Charlie comes back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust was having doubts, looking a bit upset of everything Vaggie described him to be. Niffty was playing Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approached them. Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns around to meet him.

Charlie: Over here, we have our maid Niffty.

Niffty: *gasps* The bad boy is back!

Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.

Niffty: *creepy whisper* Never leave me, again.

Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have- *nearly bumps into Alastor* Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious... Hehehe...

Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!

Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him a part.

Alastor: *in a sinisterly tone* I definitely remember you now.

Sir Pentious gulps nervously, but Y/N raises his arm to protect him.

Y/N: Alastor, play nice.

Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! *clears throat* "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?

Sir Pentious: Yes... Uhm.. Mr... Uhm.. Radio Demon, sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat... uhm.. here.

As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tear from Alastor's coat. Alaster takes it and inspects the damage.

Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me. It must have meant quite a lot to you.

Despite being generous, Alastor burns the fabric tear in green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.

Y/N (Demon): Hey! What did I just say?!

Alastor: Sorry. Force of habit.

Y/N: *groans*

The scene cuts to a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.

Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie. *claps twice* I like to sing! *claps twice* And, when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing! *claps twice*

Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious *claps twice* I like to build *claps twice* and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled! *claps twice*

Y/N: The claps aren't necessary, are they? *clears throat* Hi. I'm Y/N L/N. I'm a human that was sent to Hell. I'm the Demonic Hero that works hard to help Charlie achieve her dreams of redemption and help give Hell a second chance. I'm also the chosen one to bring balance to Heaven and Hell.

Sir Pentious: Nice to meet you. And thanks for what you've done for us. Especially me.

Y/N: Happy to help.

They shake hands.

Loona: Hey. I'm Loona. I'm a hellhound receptionist of I.M.P. and Blitzø's... daughter. And Y/N's wife.

Sir Pentious: Wait, what?! He's engaged?! Congratulations! It's so nice to meet you, Mrs. L/N!

Loona: ... Huh. I... like the sound of that. Umm... Those imps over there are my co-workers. That's Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie. And those hellhound pups playing around are my children.

Sir Pentious: *gasps* They look so cute!

Loona: The white and grey male is Torgal and the white and light brown female is Shiva.

Sir Pentious: Hey, little guys.

The pups looked at Pentious, confused.

Y/N: Kids, this is Sir Pentious. He's your new friend. But, don't play too rough with him, okay?

The pups barked.

Y/N: They still have yet to learn to talk, but this is how they speak until then.

Sir Pentious: So cute...

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.

Angel Dust: This is stupid.

Charlie: This is not stupid! *claps twice* It's just a game! *claps twice* Sir Pentious did it well, so now please, try to do the same! *claps twice*

Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.

Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day! *claps twice*

Y/N: Just do it, Angel. The sooner you get this done, the better.

The next scene cuts to a role-playing with Angel Dust wearing a trenchcoat and a hat while he reads a script. Sir Pentious was also role-playing as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a lollipop.

Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?

Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!

Angel Dust: "Hey you."

Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"

Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.

Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"

Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me... the crackhead."

Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"

Charlie: *stands up & claps* Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! *chuckles* Wow, Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.

Angel Dust: I... I'm going to bed.

As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious.

Charlie: I am so proud of you, Sir Pentious! That was amazing!

Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!

Y/N: *laughs* Welcome to the family, Pentious.

In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

Valentino (voice message): Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back- ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR- Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me- YOU FUCKING SLUT! Hey, Angie! About earlier- -KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY! Work's really stressful! -LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! [dead serious] You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.

Angel Dust: Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets.

Angel gets up and leave his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar and starts drinking alcohol. Then he notices a slithering noise. He finds Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he was doing and slams the door open.

Angel Dust: You slippery little shit!

Sir Pentious: *screams*

Angel Dust: You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.

Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!... Whore bug!

Angel was ticked off and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body... OFF OF ME!

Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes hypnotized.

Angel Dust: Fuck!

Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.

Charlie: *yawns* What's going on?

Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!

Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!

Sir Pentious hugs both girls.

Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!

Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.

Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!

In Y/N's room, Y/N wakes up to the sound downstairs and groaned.

Y/N: *tired* The hell's going on out there?

Vox immediately picks up.

Vox: Pentious? Wait... You were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!

Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!

Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!

Sir Pentious: *crying* I... I... just make it quick I guess... not that I deserve it.

Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.

Vaggie: Gladly.

Right before Vaggie could put him out of misery, Y/N jumped down and stopped them.

Y/N: What the hell is going on, here?

Angel Dust: I'll tell you! This slippery lying snake is working for the Vees!

Y/N: The Vees?

Vaggie: Overlords, Y/N!

Y/N: Oh.

He turned around to Pentious.

Y/N: ...

Sir Pentious: Y/N... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...

Y/N: ... Let me guess. They offered you a huge reward if you succeeded, right?

Sir Pentious: ... *nods*

Y/N: It's alright, Pentious. You were just... being manipulated by some assholes that took advantage of you.

Angel Dust: Wait, what?!

Y/N: You heard me. You two were willing to resort to violence, despite the fact that the hotel is supposed to redeem damned souls. So, how are you two supposed to fulfill the goal if you fuck up Pentious just for trying to... do something that'll destroy the hotel?

Vaggie: He was going to ruin everything!

Y/N: ...

Charlie approaches Y/N and starts singing.

Charlie: Pentious?

Charlie (Singing): 🎵It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door
One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core
The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts!
But sorry is where it starts!🎵

Sir Pentious (Singing): 🎵Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?
I don't deserve your amnesty🎵

Angel comes with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind with her spear.

Angel Dust & Vaggie (Singing): 🎵Can't we just kill him?
Shoot him and spill his blood?🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵That's an option you could choose🎵

Angel Dust & Vaggie (Singing): 🎵Works for us🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry🎵

Sir Pentious (Singing): 🎵Sorry🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry!🎵

Sir Pentious (Singing): 🎵I'm so sorry!🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵And your journey's underway!🎵

Charlie & Sir Pentious (Singing): 🎵It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins
But sorry is where it begins
It starts with sorry🎵

As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Pentious isn't whom she thought he would be.

Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!

Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away.

Niffty: Not a bad boy.

Y/N: Sorry, Niffty, another time. Anyway, not bad for today. If anything, I'd say it was a success.

Charlie: *happily sighs* Good first day! Let's get some rest!

Sir Pentious: Wait! Y/N, there's something you need to know.

Y/N: You're simping for me, aren't you?

Sir Pentious: W-What?

Y/N: *laughs* Just kidding! ... *clears throat* Sorry. You were saying?

Sir Pentious: First off, be careful. The Vees aren't a force to be reckoned with. One wrong move and you're dead. ... But, after hearing that you took down Alastor and Satan, you... seem like you can handle anything, now. So, I guess I don't have to worry now that you're here.

Y/N: *smiles* ...

Sir Pentious: Second off, now that everyone knows about you and the hotel, they'll most likely do what they can to make it go out of business and kill you and everyone you care about.

Blitzø: *laughs* I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

Moxxie: You shouldn't underestimate Y/N. Anybody who fucks with us, answers to him.

Millie: Trust us. You won't like him when he's angry. Blitzø is one of those people.

Blitzø: Yeah. It's scary.

Sir Pentious: ...

Y/N: Pentious, take it easy. I promise... I won't let anything happen to you guys or this hotel. You have my word. Besides, I have-

Sir Pentious: Hope that everything will turn out well?

Y/N: ... Y-Yeah.

Sir Pentious: ... *smiles* Thanks, Y/N. You're truly worthy of your title.

Y/N: You, too. Whatever it is.

Pentious then hugged Y/N, surprising him. He looked at him before smiling and giving in to it. Charlie muffled squeals in excitement at how things are going and Vaggie smiled. As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

Vox: WHAT?!?

Vox paused when he realizes that it was Alastor who was calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs evily.

Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal!

With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness. Meanwhile, Y/N was seen with Torgal and Shiva as Shiva was in her back with Y/N rubbing her belly and Torgal was on his shoulder licking his face, making him laugh.

Y/N: I love you guys.

He grabs Torgal and sets him down. However, they started growling.

Y/N: Wh-What? What's wrong?

They barked at something behind Y/N and Y/N turned to see two Exorcists floating in the air.

Y/N: What? No, not now.

He transforms.

Y/N (ADF): Listen, you mindless bastards, I'll give you one chance to run back to your master and never come back or I swear, I'll tear you apart if you try to hurt my family!

??? #1: Such a dedicated young man. He really has grown into a good person, hasn't he?

??? #2: *laughs* I knew he would, but seeing him like this... makes me feel so proud.

Y/N noticed how they were talking and one of them sounded like a man.

Y/N (ADF): What the hell are you two talking about? What's going on, here?

??? #2: Easy, my boy. We aren't here to hurt you or your family.

Y/N (ADF): ...

??? #1: Honey? We might as well.

??? #2: Oh, right.

They removed their masks and showed their faces. Y/N was shocked to see that they, too, were human beings with angel wings and halos.

Y/N (ADF): What...?

??? #1: Hello, my son. It's been a long time.

Y/N (ADF): "My son"?

??? #2: I'm not surprised you don't remember us, given how you grew up without us. But, it's alright, now. We're here.

??? #1: And I apologize for us taking so long. Heaven was not kind to letting us visit Hell.

Y/N: ... M-Mom... Dad...?

F/N: In the flesh, son. Or what's left of it.

M/N: It's so good to see you, Y/N.

Y/N was motionless and speechless as he just stood there with his arms limp. Soon, he started trembling and crying.

Y/N: Mom... Dad...

F/N: *smiles* It's us, son. It's alright.

Y/N thought he was dreaming this, so he pinched himself to make sure, but he felt pain, letting know he wasn't dreaming.

Y/N: I-I... I can't... believe it... You're... You're actually... here... I... *starts crying* YOU'RE HERE!

He rushed to them and hugged them. They were surprised, but they didn't hesitate to hug him back as they started crying, too.

Y/N: *crying* What took you guys so long?! Why didn't you...?

F/N: *crying* It's alright, Y/N. We're here, now.

M/N: *crying* I'm sorry we took so long. And for leaving you alone in the streets.

F/N: *crying* We never meant for that to happen, but on the night of your birth... There was a car crash and we perished while you survived...

M/N: *crying* We couldn't do anything about seeing you, again. All we could do was watch how you grew up into a talented and determined young man. And now, you're here in Hell... We're finally able to see you, again...

They continued to hug each other as they then let go and Y/N wiped his tears off.

Y/N: You guys have no idea how long I've waited to do this... I mean, I always knew you would never abandon me...

F/N: I'm glad you didn't think that. And I'm sorry we weren't there for you.

Y/N: You kidding? I've had the best life I could ever live! Well... afterlife. *gasps* Oh, shit! That's right! You guys have to meet the others!

F/N: Really? You sure they won't mind?

Y/N: Of course they won't. And you get to meet your grandchildren.

M/N: Grandchildren? You mean, you...

Y/N: *smiles* I'll explain everything when we get inside. Come on in.

They walked towards the hotel.

EPISODE 3
COMING SOON, IF RAD ENOUGH