Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: rizzatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: Himbo™
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

[rizzatron_3000 added token_straight, bread., manstandingemoji, Mom™, moon_cheese, Dilf, Himbo™, and certified_creep]

[rizzatron_3000 changed the chat name to 'sunnyu forever<3']

rizzatron_3000: operation 'get chanhee to fall for sunwoos not very charming charm and vice versa' is not working too well my guys
rizzatron_3000: we need to ump up the power

token_straight: there was a plan?

Himbo™: ^^^

rizzatron_3000: there is now
rizzatron_3000: because im tired of hearing how sad they both are at being single when they literally have crushes on each other and both are too scared to say shit

bread.: period king im so sick of it

Mom™: idk if we should really be meddlers

moon_cheese: babe how do you think we got together

Mom™: love?

moon_cheese: well yes– but also eric and younghoon pushing us

Mom™: thats true

bread.: we're experts

rizzatron_3000: call us the matchmakers fr

Dilf: chanhee and sunwoo like each other?

certified_creep: oh my fucking god sangyeon are you serious

manstandingemoji: bro even i could see it

rizzatron_3000: hu juyeonie hyung <3

manstandingemoji: hi eric

moon_cheese: "even i can see it" he says

manstandingemoji: what

moon_cheese: nevermind

bread.: ANYWAYS
bread.: back to operation sunnyu
bread.: i think we should just set them up on a blind date

Dilf: you really think thatll work? You REALLY think chanhee will agree to that? To meet a person who he doesnt know? Even if its just sunwoo?

bread.: ...okay well you dont need to be a bitch about it

certified_creep: sangyeon just wants all his kids to be in happy healthy relationships

moon_cheese: speaking of
moon_cheese: hows that pining going hyunjae

Himbo™: HORRIBLE
Himbo™: SANGYEON HATES ME

Dilf: i do not

Himbo™: YES YOU DO

Dilf: somehow youre a very hard person to hate
Dilf: annoying for sure tho

rizzatron_3000: LMAO

token_straight: me personally? I would not let that slide

Himbo™: i would if it means i get to slide down on his dick

manstandingemoji: ew oh my god

Dilf: im going to kill myself

bread.: so blind date plan?

Mom™: that sounds fine to me

bread.: swag

moon_cheese: "swag" ?

bread.: sorry i meant slay

moon_cheese: yeah thats what i thought

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certified_creep: CODE RED IM HAVING A CRISIS

moon_cheese: oh noooooo

hellokittyenjoyer: kevin please owrihgerpihgip

certified_creep: CHOI CHANHEE DO YOU REALLY JUST LET YOUR BEST FRIEND WALK AROUND LOOK LIKE THAT

hellokittyenjoyer: what

sunnyD: hes talking about younghoon

hellokittyenjoyer: oooooh
hellokittyenjoyer: yeah i guess??? Its not like i dress him ???

certified_creep: im either going to cream my pants or die
certified_creep: maybe both idk

Himbo™: ew changmin stop talking

certified_creep: sToP tALkinG
certified_creep: NO
certified_creep: LET ME HAVE MY GAY CRISIS

Himbo™: feisty

manstandingemoji: ...changmin

certified_creep: i dont wanna hear it from you juyeon

manstandingemoji: yeah that's fair

hellokittyenjoyer: tea?

moon_cheese: ^^^^

sunnyD: yeah freezing cold tea

hellokittyenjoyer: way to ruin the joke

sunnyD: I have a certain set of skills

certified_creep: ive decided to cream my pants

moon_cheese: you didnt need to tell us

rizzatron_3000: i wish i wasnt born why did i have to witness this conversation

manstandingemoji: hi eric

rizzatron_3000: hi juyeonie hyung
rizzatron_3000: can you tell your bestie to shut the fuck up

manstandingemoji: bold of you to assume I have power over him

rizzatron_3000:  D:
rizzatron_3000: damn

manstandingemoji: sorry man

bread.: please dont cream your pants changmin

certified_creep: WHY NOT
certified_creep: YOURE HOT OKAY

bread.: ...

moon_cheese: jesus christ he has no shame

Mom™: i dont think he even knows what the word shame is

rizzatron_3000: kevin you can be as bad as him so be quiet

moon_cheese: oh im sorry, is the sad single guy who made a gc just he could interact with his disgusting crush talking???

Mom™: kevin

rizzatron_3000: do i need to remind you again who helped you get the BALLS to ask jacob out

moon_cheese: i would have done it on my own time and you know that

rizzatron_3000: i call bullshit

Mom™: BOYS
Mom™: both of you stop and go get some air

moon_cheese: what?! he started it

rizzatron_3000: youre the one who took it seriously!

Mom™: i swear to god youre both going to be the death of me

sunnyD: are you guys done

Mom™: yes

Dilf: what were yall saying

Mom™: kev and eric got into a pissy fight just now

manstandingemoji: over what

Mom™: im...honestly i have no idea tbh
Mom™: shamelessness and being single? Idk

rizzatron_3000: KEVIN STARTED IT

Mom™: ERIC SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE THIS CHAT I WILL GO OVER THERE ARE MAKE YOU

rizzatron_3000: sorry mom :(((

moon_cheese: im not

Mom™: thats it im leaving

moon_cheese: no babe please !

certified_creep: omg moonbae tea?

moon_cheese: look what you did eric
moon_cheese: made him mad at me

rizzatron_3000: mE!? DUDE HES YOUR BOYFRIEND HOW IS IT MY FAULT

sunnyD: okay
sunnyD: youngjae lets go get ramen or something

rizzatron_3000: fucking no,, kevin has been on my case all fucking week and i wanna know why
rizzatron_3000: like what the fuck man

hellokittyenjoyer: i hate how this chat has progressed

Dilf: youre telling me

manstandingemoji: im just gonna...remove myself from the conversation

bread.: wanna get coffee with me and changmin

certified_creep: we're going to this place off campus!!

manstandingemoji: sure

Dilf: i would ask how those two ended up hanging out but tbh i dont wanna know

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Dilf: yknow i hate pulling the dad card
Dilf: but kim sunwoo what the fuck

sunnyD: what

Dilf: you know what

sunnyD: i really dont

hellokittyenjoyer: oooooo sunwoos in troubleeeeeee

sunnyD: stfu fairy

hellokittyenjoyer: BRUH

token_straight: i cant laugh but by god do i want to

Dilf: you really posted THIS on a thursday afternoon ???
Dilf:

sunnyD: ....i dont get it

Dilf: shit wrong on
Dilf: THIS
Dilf:

sunnyD: yeah i still dont get it

hellokittyenjoyer: you look tired as hell

sunnyD: you love bullying me dont you

token_straight: *you love me

sunnyD: what

hellokittyenjoyer: what

token_straight: what :)

Dilf: you have a reputation to uphold

manstandingemoji: sunwoo doesnt have a reputation

sunnyD: yes i do
sunnyD: its just a bad one
sunnyD: i still dont get whats wrong with that photo btw

rizzatron_3000: sangyeon why do you have photos of sunwoo from instagram in your camera roll

manstandingemoji: hi eric

rizzatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNG <33333 HOW ARE YOU
manstandingemoji: im good

manstandingemoji: you?

rizzatron_3000: i just got back from the gym :D

hellokittyenjoyer: pics or it didnt happen

token_straight: why are you obsessed with his muscles

hellokittyenjoyer: erics hot
hellokittyenjoyer: what? I cant enjoy perfection when i see it?

rizzatron_3000: you should enjoy sunwoo!!!

hellokittyenjoyer: what

sunnyD: what

Dilf: to answer you sunwoo, youre high as shit in that photo
Dilf: i may not care, but the police could be on your ass

sunnyD: how do you know i was high

Dilf: your eyes are red

sunnyD: thats not from weed

Dilf: ...?

rizzatron_3000: he was crying over an anime !
rizzatron_3000: i bought him food to calm him down and thats when he took the photo !

sunnyD: nvm it was weed yeah 1000% cannabis

hellokittyenjoyer: what anime

manstandingemoji: ^^^

token_straight: wasnt it like demon slayer or smth?

sunnyD: i dont wanna talk about it

Dilf: and here i was worried for nothing

rizzatron_3000: its okay sunwoo! Boys are allowed to cry !

hellokittyenjoyer: thats right,, not toxic-masculinity allowed

sunnyD: youngjae im going to kill you in your sleep so no one will hear your screams

rizzatron_3000: can it wait till monday? I have a project due tomorrow

sunnyD: fine

manstandingemoji: what the fuck

token_straight: just move on juyeon

hellokittyenjoyer: how can he when his precious little boyfriend is going to die

manstandingemoji: i dont have a boyfriend

Dilf: ...
Dilf: im so sorry eric

token_straight: oh shut up sangyeon youre not any better

Dilf: yeah youre right

rizzatron_3000: juyeonie hyung why :(((((

manstandingemoji: what?

sunnyD: jesus even im not that dense

rizzatron_3000: yes you are

token_straight: yes you are

sunnyD: haknyeon youre next

token_straight: oh how you scare me so

sunnyD: fuck this im gonna see if younghoon has a blunt or something

hellokittyenjoyer: dont forget to post it on instagram <3

sunnyD: fuck you chanhee <3

Dilf: you all are going to send me to an early grave istg

🐵: did I edit that photo of Sunwoo to have red eyes for this? Yes. Yes I did. ANYWAYS IM SORRY ITS BEEN A HOT MINUTE,, I started a new term so it's been hectic but I'm not giving up on this !! I SWEAR !! also omg I've even gone so long that Slopes finally finished that's INSANE (that's my markhyuck story) UGH anyways stream ROAR <33