Webs: * when he gets up for work* another day, another level of hell

His phone: Bing!

Webs: *checks* HOW!? I THOUGHT I BLOCKED YOU!

Frog: Think again bitch (btw look outside)

Webs: * warealy looks outside* *sees the whole entire gold winglet* NNNNOOO! GET AWWWAAAAYYY!

Duskseer: *jumps through window* *shards of glass sticking out of her* you can't escape hell.

Webs: Uuuuhh, your bleeding.

Duskseer: I feel no pain. *grabs Webs*

Later in the teachers lounge

Webs: And that's when I learned two things. You can't escape the gold winglet and you don't fuck with the gold winglet.

Fatespeaker: What did they do to you to make you like this?

Webs: *sobbing* I don't even know anymore.