Unknown has made a conversation with Dalton

Unknown: Hey mom, when r u coming over? I wanna see ur new phone!

Dalton: Uh, last time I checked I was male and I didn't have any children that I knew of

Dalton: No yeah, still male

Unknown: Oh shit sorry, my dad must've texted me the wrong number!

Dalton: No prob, asl?

Unknown: Oh, uh

Unknown: 20, male, Texas, U?

Dalton: Woah, same!

Unknown: Cool! I'm Cole

Dalton: My name's Dalton

Dalton: Wait, I'm gonna add you to my contacts

Unknown: Oh yeah, I'll do that too

Dalton: Back

Cole: Yep

Dalton: What do you look like?

Cole: Hold on

Cole:

Dalton: Hot Damn

Cole; I'm flattered but seriously?

Dalton: It's just cause I think anyone who likes Harry Potter is hot ;)

Dalton: Okay, here's mine

Dalton: 

Dalton: I'm the blind

Dalton: *blond, stupid autocorrect

Cole: Who's the other guy?

Dalton: Oh that's Will, hold on

Dalton has added Will to the conversation

Dalton: Will!

Will: What's up bud?

Will: Who is this Unknown person? Did you finally find yourself a boyfriend for your horny self?

Dalton: Will! Shut up!

Cole: Nah it's cool, I'm Cole

Will: What a coincidence! My friend Dalton just texted me about you! Something about 'Stop embarrassing me in front of Cole! You're such an a**'

Cole: Wait did you just quote Dalton's text?

Will: No

Dalton: What do you mean no!? Yes you did!

Will: But yours was uncensored, not direct quoting ;)

Dalton: Asshole

Cole: Oh hey, I gotta head out real soon btw, like in an hour. My friend David just showed up

Dalton: Aw, okay np

Will: Wait, what's his last name?

Cole: Y would I tell you? I don't even know your last names!

Will: Your flirting skills need work Dal

Dalton: Shut up Behlendorf idek why I invited you

Will: THERE! My last name is Behlendorf, Dal's is Rapattoni! Your turn!

Cole: Fine, Pendery, and David Scarzone

Will: I KNOW HIM! ADD HIM! WE BONDED OVER POKÉMON!

Cole: Oh, you're the kid with the Pikachu onesie? Dang small world

Dalton: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE LIKE A MAJOR CRUSH ON THAT DUDE THEN!

Will: DALTON!

Cole has added Unknown to the conversation

Unknown: Hey

Unknown: Why am I in this Cole? You are literally right beside me

Cole: Your lover boy is here

Will: That's not nice

Dalton: This is revenge William! Feel my wrath!!!!!

Unknown: I just see two unknowns Cole

Dalton: WAIT I WANNA ADD YOU TO MY CONTACTS!!!

Dalton: THERE!

Will'sBF: What? I'm so confused who are you people

Will: Dal, I swear if you put it as Will'sBF, I will find you and I will change your Netflix password

Dalton: Uhhh

David: What?

Dalton: Nooo! Who would do such a thing

Cole: He's Pikachu Onesie!

David: You'll have to specify

Cole: The one you fricking traveled with and put it on Snapchat

Cole:

Dalton: Is that in an airport!

Will: Yeah but he was just picking me up because we had a mutual friend who couldn't do it

David: Oh it's you!

Cole: C'mon David, you've got to remember him! You literally drove three hours to get him and then three hours back!

David: Well if you're calling him Pikachu Onesie, it's kinda hard to determine

Cole: Whatever :P

Dalton: Aww, s'cute

David: But like, who's the other dude?

Dalton: My name is Dalton Rapattoni, your official relationship coach. I will be in the office 24/7 because I do not have a life

Will: Dal, you're my best friend, but you need to chill

Dalton: :P

David: So like, is this a thing now? We're just all friends?

Cole: Yep! Wait I'm gonna add my best friend Dana!

David: I'm not UR best friend!?

Cole: Lol no

Cole has added Unknown to the conversation

Cole: Dana!!!!!!

Unknown: Wassup!

Unknown: Whoa Cole, ur becoming popular! I see two unknowns in the chat

Unknown: Hi Davey

David: Don't call me Davey

Dalton: Hello, I am Cole's mom apparently

Unknown: ???

Cole: I accidentally texted him instead of my mom and he added his bestie in and it's a small world after all because his best friend knew David and then I added you

Unknown: Cool Beans

Dalton: Wait, are you a girl?

Unknown: Nope! Completely male, I think

Unknown: Yep, male

Dalton: Just added you to my contacts

Dana: Sweet I need names though before I do

Dalton: Dalton

Will: Will!

Dana: Will? Isn't that Pikachu Onesie?

David: How the fuck does everyone know automatically that Will is the one with the Pikachu Onesie!

Dana: Wait, Gabe wants to join, I'm hanging with him

Dana has added Gabe to the conversation

Dalton: That's weird, he's already in my contacts

Gabe: Dalton? Dalton Rapattoni?

Dalton: Oh my gosh! Gabe! Will it's Gabe!

Will: Oh hey!

Gabe: Pikachu Onesie! Oh my gosh

David: You have got to be fucking kidding me

Dana: Wait you know them?

Gabe: They were in my dance class once

Will: Wait, can you guys send pics so that I can have profile pics?

Cole:

Will: I already have one of David, Dalton, and Gabe

Gabe: okay, sweet

Dana:

Dalton: Nice, okay well might as well delete this chat to mask Cole's embarrassment from thinking I was his mother

Gabe: Seriously? Lol, Cole, ur such an idiot

Cole: Haha, at least I'm not last to leave the chat

Gabe: Why's that?

Cole has deleted the conversation

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A/N

Btw, this was all in Dal's point of view.

Also, the Cole has deleted the conversation thing was just a one time thing probably.

K bye (stfu Dalton, I can say K if I want)

I think this was meant to be a special chat? Probably cause more than 10K reads is something to celebrate

-CG