(Feat. Liv1dforever and her Group Chat IM5)

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Will has made a group conversation with Dalton, Gabe, David, Cole, and Liv

Will: Hi everyone! How are you all?

Liv: I'm good Will how are you?

Dalton: Hello.

David: Uh Will, where is Dana?

Liv: Where is my brother?

Will: Oops, I forgot to add him.

Gabe has added Dana to the conversation

Cole: So what's going on Will?

Gabe: Is it just me or is this new update really weird?

Dana: Hey guys, uh no, nothing is different Gabe?

Dana: Wait, why did you guys use your actual names?

Liv: What? We always have our names like this.

Cole: We thought it would be more difficult for us if we changed our names.

Dana: What the fuck? Are you guys fucking with me again? Like stop, it's getting old

Gabe: Watch your mouth! Why would we even be pranking you?

David: Liv, did Dana hit his head or something?

Dana: What? No! Who the heck is Liv?

Liv: No.

Will: Dana, she's your sister.

Cole: Your twin sister.

Dana: Fuck you guys! I know I'm an only child, I remember coming out of my momma's womb

Liv: Dana, I'm right here, I'm your twin.

Dana: Wait I bet that's Alex isn't it? Oh my gosh haha so funny guys, stop!

Gabe: Alex? No, she's not in the chat.

Dalton: Liv can you go talk to him?

Liv: I'm on it, and he's gonna get more than my words...

Dana: What? Oh my gosh guys you're freaking me out. Who the fuck is Liv?

Cole: SHE. IS. YOUR. SISTER!

Liv: Uh guys.. we might have a problem...

David: What is it, you two aren't actually twins?

Dana: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

Liv: My brother isn't in here, he never got the GM... so. That means...

Dana: Wait, r u guys serious? Wait omigosh, why did Will just text me under the name JayBird?

Dalton: WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME???

Dana has added SnowConeCole, JayBird, DaltonWho, Gaberella, and Davo to the conversation

Gabe: No Dalton, what she is saying is we're going through a different dimension.

DaltonWho: What the fuck? When did I say anything about a different dimension?

JayBird: Wait I'm confused

Gaberella: This is a joke right?

Liv has added Dana to the conversation

SnowConeCole: Why is there two Danas? Wait, who's Liv?

Will: She's your girlfriend...

SnowConeCole: Lol, dude no, I'm gay af

Davo: Wait, if that's Will, who's JayBird?

JayBird: I'm Will too, wait, oh my gosh nope still confused

Liv: Guys, I think we merged dimensions.

Dana: Yeah I think she's right

Dana: How is that even possible then?

Dana: Hey, you're the one texting yourself

Cole: One of you needs to change their name.

Dana: I will

David: Which Dana is that?

Dana: The one without a sister

Danana: There

DaltonWho: This is why you should never change your username Dana

Danana: Stfu Dal

Liv has added ConCon to the conversation

Liv: Connie, help!

ConCon: Wait omigosh wtf

Gaberella: Wait, how do you kno Connie?

Liv: We're friends.

ConCon: Yeah but this shouldn't be possible, Idek guys

Dalton: Wait so that's a second me?

DaltonWho: You betcha ya Other Dalton

Dana: How did this even happen?

Liv: Cole I'm scared.

SnowConeCole: Idgaf tbh

Cole: Bro! She was talking to me!

Will: Same here Liv.

Gabe: Could you two grow up? Liv you're going to be 19 soon.

JayBird: I'm not scared

Will: Why not?

JayBird: I mean, if you've seen our conversations before you'd be used to stuff like this.

JayBird: Plus Connie's writing is pretty fricked up if you ask me

SnowConeCole: Ha nice, is David teaching you how to break the fourth wall again?

David: Uh no?

Davo: Hell yeah!

Liv: Okay back to the original topic. Gabe this is freaky! Don't you understand?!

Gaberella: Yeah this is pretty fucked up, but wait, ur gonna be 19 soon?

Danana: oh please don't tell me you've all got the same birthdays as us too

DaltonWho: Let's test that theory, February 6?

Dalton: Yeah.

JayBird: And Liv's birthday is....

Cole: January 2nd

ConCon: Omigosh, okay, y'all are the same. One w/ me and one w/ Liv. It's was weird writing Liv lives btw

Liv: I know I hate it.

DaltonWho: Liv love!

Liv: DALTONWHO I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Dana: There's my sister I know and love.

SnowConeCole: THAT RHYMES!

Davo: Wait how would she even kill him?

SnowConeCole: NO! NOT MY DALTYPOO! HE'S MINE!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT HARM HIM!!!!!

Gabe: This is worse than our original, I'm just gonna leave.

Gabe has left the conversation

Gaberella: So, usually first to leave right?

Liv: Depends, Cole is always last somehow

SnowConeCole: ME AND FAKE COLE ARE SAMERS!!! I AM ALMOST ALWAYS LAST TO LEAVE TOO!!!

Cole: Excuse me? Who are you calling fake?

Will: We know, Liv reads us Connie's Group Messages book all the time

ConCon: Excuse me Not Fucked Up Will, but it's Group Chat. How many times have y'all read it?

JayBird: What do you mean by 'Not F'ed Up'

Cole: Too many times to count. You're really funny.

ConCon: Thank you Not Fucked Up Cole

SnowConeCole: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NOT FUCKED UP'???

Danana: You need to thank us, we've thought up most of them.

Davo: And on your left, you will see a wild Dana trying to mend the fourth wall. But down comes crashing the Davephant with his magnificent muscles knocking it down once again

Gaberella: Okay, I'm officially done, bye, nice meeting you all, hopefully this never happens again.

Gaberella has left the conversation

Cole: Well he's a ball of sunshine.

JayBird: Really? We've never noticed

DaltonWho: YOU MADE A SARCASTIC JOKE!!!!!

Danana: We've corrupted him

David: Where is the leave conversation button on this update!?

Davo: Aw man, my doppelgänger is a buzzkill

David: I'm not a buzzkill.

JayBird: You kind of are

David: Oh, shut up.

Davo: Hey! Don't talk to my lover like that!

Will: Oh, I forgot you two were dating.

DaltonWho: No one simply forgets about Wavid

ConCon: WAVID IS OTP

Dana: For us it's Cliv.

Liv: Stop calling it Cliv!

Dalton: CLIV!

SnowConeCole: COLTON ISNT REAL IN YOUR UNIVERSE? YALL ARE DEPRIVED!!!!!!!!!

Dalton: Cole and I are best friends, does that count as something?

DaltonWho: Nope, Will is my bestie!!!!!!

JayBird: YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Liv: What are we even talking about anymore?

Danana: I don't know, I usually leave the conversation by now

Dana: Hey, how's being an only child?

Danana: It's great, I'm spoiled af

Dana: Maybe I should get rid of my sister...

Liv: DANA!

Dana: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

ConCon: Lol, ur bro is mean

Liv: No kidding!

DaltonWho: *No shit Sherlock

Liv: Connie, can I murder your Dalton?

ConCon: Not here

DaltonWho: HEY!

David: I found the button!

David has left the conversation

Davo: Now there is only one David!!!!!!

SnowConeCole: Hey, why are all of your names boring af? We only do that when we're going to prank someone

Cole: We decided not to change our names because we thought it would be confusing to change them.

Danana: I like this Cole better

SnowConeCole: BUT HE'S TOO MUCH LIKE YOU

Danana: Exactly

Dana: I'm sorry, but what are you talking about?

JayBird: Basically, Gabe is the boring one, Dana is the reasonable one, Cole is the dirtyminded one, Dalton is the fangirl, I'm the innocent one, and David's just here

Davo: WILL!!!!!

DaltonWho: I mean, he could be the romantic but sick minded one

Danana: What about you guys?

Will: Well I guess Cole is the reasonable one...

SnowConeCole: LETS PLAY A GAME!

Danana: Well that was random as fuck, but okay

DaltonWho: What game? Doesn't Will usually make these?

Liv: I don't like where this is going...

Will: I make what now?

Davo: I'll tell you later William

Davo: Oh shit sorry, force of habit

JayBird: >:( WRONG WILL!!!

Davo: Sorry baby :*

Will: Okay then....

Davo: Brb

SnowConeCole: LETS TELL A STORY! Everyone gets to say one sentence for the story!

Will: Can we keep it PG please?

SnowConeCole: WHERES THE FUN IN THAT?!

Liv: Will, you and I can keep it that way.

SnowConeCole: THEN YOU TWO MUST BE BANISHED!

Dana: Have we started already?

Cole: Connie start us off please.

SnowConeCole: BUT THIS WAS MY IDEA! I GET TO START!

ConCon: Cole calm urself

ConCon: Fucked up Cole, not you straight Cole

Cole: Yeah, I got that.

DaltonWho: Connie, go before my bf starts freaking out!!!!!

ConCon: Once upon a time, SnowConeCole was really a snow cone.

SnowConeCole: Hey!

Will: SnowConeCole was living life happy, until one day Will got hungry.

JayBird: Lol me

JayBird: Oh wait

DaltonWho: DON'T YOU DARE EAT MY BOYFRIEND WILLIAM JAY BEHLENDORF!!!!

Liv: Yelled DaltonWho, as he thought about ways to kill Will.

Dana: That makes no sense.

Cole: Your ruining it.

JayBird: *You're

ConCon: My ruining it?

Cole: Okay Asians, geez.

Danana: I don't think I like this game

Will: How about we sing a song instead?

SnowConeCole: SHUT UP WILL!

Will has left the conversation

JayBird: Well that was uncalled for Cole

Dana: Liv wanted me to tell you this cuz she's scared to type this down, she wants to know of SnowConeCole is on his Period.

DaltonWho: Yes

SnowConeCole: WHAT THE FUCK? NO! I'LL FUCKING KILL HER

Liv: EEEP!

ConCon: NOBODY IS KILLING ANYONE!

DaltonWho: You never know with him tbh

Cole: Babe, did you seriously say that?

Danana: Okayyyy time to leave!!! Bye everyone!

Danana has left the conversation

SnowConeCole: BUT SHE HURT ME! AND BOO WHY ARE YOU TAKING HER SIDE?!!!!???

DaltonWho: I'm not taking anybody's side! I'm perfectly fine with my own sides

JayBird: This story is turning out great

Dana: Really? I haven't noticed!

Liv: COLE I AM BEING SERIOUS! SNOWCONECOLE IS GONNA KILL ME!

ConCon: No one is going to kill anyone!

Cole: Leave the chat then.

Liv: K.

DaltonWho: LIV WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS AND LAST NAME IM GONNA KILL YOU!

ConCon: See but Dalton actually might

Liv has left the conversation

Cole: DONT BE TALKING ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT!

Dana: AND MY SISTER!

Davo: Well okay

Davo: I leave my phone in my room for 5 minutes and all of a sudden World War 4 has started

ConCon: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP!

Dalton: It's Noel for her middle name.

JayBird: Ooo that's pretty

Cole: How do you know that and I don't? I'm her boyfriend!

DaltonWho: Lol, Cole you aren't straight

DaltonWho: Oh wrong Cole

DaltonWho: This is fucking confusing

SnowConeCole: Lol, your girlfriend is being lousy

Cole: DON'T MAKE ME COME AND KILL YOU!

SnowConeCole: We're in different dimensions, how're you gonna kill me? 😏

Cole: I'LL FIND A WAY!

ConCon: SHUT UP COLE, BOTH OF YOU! I FUCKING SWEAR THAT THIS AIN'T HAPPENING EVER AGAIN GEEZ LOUISE

Dana: I'm still confused about how this happened by the way.

JayBird: I'm just gonna assume we aren't playing anymore

DaltonWho: Yeah probs Will

SnowConeCole: BUT I DIDNT EVEN CONTRIBUTE TO THE STORY!!!

Dana: Because you were too busy fighting with everyone!

ConCon: LIV AND I ARE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN BTW

Dalton: Well good luck with that, I'm outta here.

DaltonWho: Am I leaving too?

Dalton: It's up to you.

Dalton has left the conversation

JayBird: DALTON STAY WITH ME

DaltonWho: CAUSE YOURE ALL I NEED

ConCon: Okay choir nerds

Cole; Well I'm not leaving unless other Cole decides to diss on my girlfriend again.

SnowConeCole: >:)

ConCon: FOR THE LOVE OF FOOD STOP!

JayBird: Is Connie getting us food?

Davo: Only if you leave babe

ConCon: What? When did I fucking say that?

JayBird: OKAY BYE AND CONNIE GET THE USUAL THANKS

JayBird has left the conversation

ConCon: David you motherfucker

Davo: No, I'm gay for Will

SnowConeCole: Sana I thought you left?

DaltonWho: *Dana

SnowConeCole: Sh

Dana: I'm the twin. I'm making sure you aren't gonna hurt my sister anymore.

ConCon: Fucking hell guys

ConCon has left the conversation

DaltonWho: Why are all of you so butt hurt? Cole's always a dick

Cole: Hey!

DaltonWho: Other Cole

Cole: Oh...

SnowConeCole: Hey!

Dana: Liv's my sister, I want to be overprotective!

Davo: Am I just awkward fifth-wheeling here?

Cole: Yes.

Davo has left the conversation

Dana: And why does Cole have to be mean anyways?

SnowConeCole: Because y'all always make fun of me :(

Cole: Wait really?

SnowConeCole: Yeah! And I'm not gonna fuckingn make fun of your sister geez, she's pretty cool. But she said I was on my period and I ain't a girl

Dana: Oh okay.

DaltonWho: Well glad that's resolved

DaltonWho has left the conversation

Dana has left the conversation

Cole: Dang it.

SnowConeCole: Dammit

Cole: Wait you're still here?

SnowConeCole: Wait you're still here?

Cole has left the conversation

SnowConeCole: Dammit

Conversation has been deleted

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A/N

Well that was fucking long

I think we've been making this for a few months now. Dang. Okay.

Well more than 2000 words is pretty dang good if you ask me.

-CG