WOLF has made a group conversation with Dana, Bloodsucker, Ghwill, Davenstein, and MageGabriel

WOLF: We should start a band

Bloodsucker: Wtf Cole, I'm trying to sleep

Dana: It's almost noon?

Bloodsucker: If u haven't forgotten Dana, I am a vampire, vampires sleep through the day

Ghwill: I don't sleep so I'm good to talk

Davenstein: Same, and Dal should stay because his sleeping schedule is fucked up anyways

Bloodsucker: Fine, whatever

MageGabriel: Cole, I don't have time for a band, I have work you know! I wanna get my license sometime in the next couple months!

Dana: Is this because you and catgirl can't be together until you get it?

MageGabriel: Okay one, her name is Alex, two, maybe, fuck off

WOLF: So can we make a band or not!!! I realllllly want to

Ghwill: I'm a ghost, how am I supposed to be in a band

WOLF: Can't ghosts play piano?

Ghwill: That's racist, but yeah I can play piano

Dana: Gabe, can't you play the drums?

MageGabriel: Yeah but I already told you, I'm busy with work, I really want to get my license this year

Davenstein: What do you need your license for again?

Bloodsucker: He needs it to be able to practise magic without doing a bunch of paperwork, and so he can hang out with his girlfriend other than times of need

MageGabriel: Guys, shut up about Alex, geez

Dana: How do u kno that Dal?

Bloodsucker: Dude, I'm 521, you learn things

WOLF: Yeah but now u can have some company since u bit me

Davenstein: Excuse you, he already had some company, I'm 521 too, and Will's only 100 years younger

Dana: 'only'

MageGabriel: Actually can we go back to that topic, mixed species relationships is going to be on my test

Bloodsucker: U mean how I bit Cole?

MageGabriel: Yeah

WOLF: So basically, if a vampire and a werewolf want to be together, the vampire has to bite the werewolf's neck, that's how vampires stop the aging process since the werewolf is basically built the same but werewolves age so there's that

MageGabriel: Okay thanks, what about you, Will and Dav

Davenstein: What do u mean?

MageGabriel: Y'know, how do u do it?

Ghwill: That is v private dude

Davenstein: Yeah, go ask someone else about ghost sex omigosh

Dana: Wait question, how does Will text again?

Ghwill: I'm a ghost, possessing is kinda my thing Dana

WOLF: Wait, ur possessing ur phone?

Ghwill: Yeah

WOLF: Um okay

MageGabriel: Where'd Dal go?

WOLF: Idk

Ghwill: He fell asleep, want me to wake him?

Davenstein: How tf do u kno that?

Ghwill: Stayed at his house

MageGabriel: Don't wake him, maybe just possess his phone and let him leave the chat

Bloodsucker has left the conversation

Ghwill: Done

Dana: Y r u @ Dal's house anyways?

Ghwill: I was bored, he wanted help writing songs, stayed here for the day

WOLF: That's how we met, he was writing songs in the middle of the night and I just sat at his feet and listened to him

Davenstein: Well that's cute as fuck

MageGabriel: And u guys bug me about my relationship, smh

Davenstein: Wouldn't Dal think that was weird?

WOLF: Not if I was giving him a bj

MageGabriel: MY FUCKING GOSH PENDERY

MageGabriel has left the conversation

Dana: Y'know, I've heard worse from u

Davenstein: Dude, I've been friends with Dal since he was a baby vampire, I've definitely heard worse

Dana: Hey, dont remind me that you can't die

Davenstein: Was I ever really living?

Ghwill: Wait what's a bj and why is it bad?

Davenstein: I'll tell you when u turn 21 Will

Ghwill: I DIED WHEN I WAS TWENTY, HOW THE FREAKING HECK AM I GOING TO TURN TWENTY ONE

WOLF: That's the point William

Ghwill: Don't call me that

WOLF: Y not?

Davenstein: Cause Shakespeare died the same year he did

Dana: Wait actually?

Davenstein: He doesn't like me bringing it up

Ghwill: YET U BROUGHT IT UP!

Dana: How'd u die again bro?

Ghwill: Some stupid witch accidentally killed all the Wills in a 3 mile radius, turned us all into ghosts, IT WAS HORRIBLE! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO STRENGTHEN HER WILLPOWER!

Dana: We're u guys dating back then?

Davenstein: Uh, kind of? We knew each other and I liked him, he liked me but we never got together because of freaking segregation rules, y'know but then he turned into a ghost and all is well now

Dana: Is the witch dead?

WOLF: Dude, witches can only live longer by having willing human sacrifices, like that's gonna fucking happen anytime soon

Dana: Oh

Ghwill: Gtg I'm going to a purgatory party

Ghwill has left the conversation

Dana: Ur going 2 then Dav?

Davenstein: No, the party is in legit purgatory, I couldn't get there even if I wanted 2

Dana: Oh

WOLF: Y is ur kind always so clueless

Dana: Fuck off, we're not

WOLF: Yeah u r

Davenstein: Cole that's racist

WOLF: Ur mom is racist

Davenstein: Idiot

Davenstein has left the conversation

WOLF: How am I an idiot!?

Dana: Cause ur a werewolf

WOLF: Oh fuck off Switch

Dana: Don't call me Switch

WOLF: Lol, that's not happening

Dana has left the conversation

WOLF: Aw great, now I'm bored and it's 1 in the afternoon

WOLF: Fuck

WOLF: Should I go terrorize the humans?

WOLF: Good idea self, that is what I shall do

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A/N

Bout time I posted amirite?

Bonus points to whoever guesses what Dana is first, I'll make a GC for u if ur the one that gets it I guess.

-CG