The Morning After

What a great night's sleep! Rather a lot of cobwebs and dust about, don't remember seeing so much before I went to sleep. Hang on, didn't I find that spinning wheel in that forbidden room? Wait, sixteenth birthday, parents away for the day, went for a wander around the grounds. 

 Oh no. 

"Don't worry my dear," says the Prince, "we can clean this place up, remove those brambles outside, get a broadband service." 

"Broardband?"

"Yes my love, for streaming boxsets." 

I look at him at disbelief. 

"Clearly my love you've been asleep a long time, you'll cheer up once we start wedding plans." 

I look outside the window, metal boxes zoom by on a grey track,

"What's a Drive Thru?" I ask.