The War (part 2.)
Second part of the war, what's in store for our heroes next?
Dipper's P.O.V.
"Did we win"? Mabel asked seeing all the minions taken care of."
"No, not yet, there's still more to take care of." JJ said.
"Who's left? I don't see any more of those minions still standing."
"It's not the minions we need to worry about, it's them."
As if on cue, Mr. J, Reppid, Lebam, and Acificap jumped through the wormhole and appeared before us within seconds.
"Well, well, well. Look at what we have here, a bunch of low-life's." That harsh tone of Mr. J made the hairs on the back of my neck stand straight. "How about we take care of you guys quickly, the faster we do the better Kreis loves us."
They attacked us right after, but we fought back. But we were tired so we fell quickly, it wasn't long before we were taken down. I looked up and saw JJ was still fighting, he was fighting all four of them and it looked like he was winning.
"I won't let you hurt my friends." He screamed out. This gave me the motivation to get up and keep on fighting, but I had an idea, if we couldn't beat ourselves, maybe we could beat each other.
"Mabel, Pacifica I have a plan."
"What is it bro-bro."
"Listen this may sound crazy but instead of fighting ourselves why don't we fight each other."
"I don't get what you're saying hun."
"Let me finish, if we just end up in stalemate and slowly lose to ourselves, what if I fought Acificap, Mabel you fight Reppid, and Pacifica you get Lebam. We know our weaknesses, let's just use those to our advantages."
"That's a good idea, but what about JJ"?
"There's the thing, JJ has enough energy to fight Mr. J for a long period of time so he can handle him for a little while. However he can't hold him for too long that's why we need to defeat the others as fast as we can so we can help JJ with his fight."
"Well then what are we waiting for let's go kick some demon butt."
Third Person P.O.V.
With the new plan in motion three of our heroes joined the fight once again. Dipper went after Acificap and knew how to take her down. She was the opposite of his girlfriend so all he needed was some mud. He used his powers to pick up a meteor size ball of mud.
"Hey you with the fake blonde hair." Dipper called out to his enemy.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR"! Before she could react the meteor had all ready hit her, and she drowned inside the mud.
Mabel went after Reppid, the demon version of her brother. If she knew her brother all she had to do was know the opposite of her brother. Since her brother was weak, this version would be pretty strong, but stupid at the same time. She called out to her bird army and commanded them to take Reppid to the skies.
The bird army took him away and brought him higher and higher. He started kicking his feet and soon escaped the grip, but being the dumb version he worried too much on escaping rather than sticking the landing. Reppid hit his head on the ground and his head caved in killing him as well.
Pacifica had to take care of Lebam, so she started reciting spells.
"Eatersway ughay. Energyway aindray." Lebam lost all her energy and dozens of sweaters appeared and starting to hug her, oh the torture she was being put in. Lebam eventually just gave up and lay there helpless.
"Ireballfay." Lebam caught on fire due to the sweater's being made out of wool she slowly started to burn alive. Soon enough she was burnt to ash and dust. Three of the four demons were defeated, now the most powerful one was the only one left to defeat.
JJ's P.O.V.
As I was fighting I saw the other demons killed and a little bit of stress was released from my back after each death. I felt like now was the perfect time to ask the demon to help us. I just had to get Mr. J off of me for a few minutes. Then figures started fighting him and it turns out those figures were Dipper, Mabel, and Pacifica. I took this opportunity to get away and ask for help.
Italics=JJ, Bold Italics=Dream Demon
If you can hear me, I need your help.
I am here, what is it you need?
I need your strength.
Why is it you need my strength? You aren't fighting Kreis just yet are you?
No but we're fighting an enemy that's just as strong if not stronger than Kreis. His name is Mr. J and he's the demon version of myself.
Well there's your answer, he's a demon and you're not. You're the chosen one, you'll figure something out.
I opened my eyes and saw the situation we were in.
Dipper, Mabel, and Pacifica were all on the ground struggling to stay alive. I thought to myself, 'what do I do'? Then it hit me, if he was a demon and he was the opposite of me then all I had to do was use that knowledge against him.
I ran to the battlefield and called out to him. "Hey Mr. J. Pick on someone with your own strength."
He teleported in front of me and stated, "like you." Then he swung at me, but I grabbed his arm and pinned him to the ground. I took out some emergency rope I had and tied him together.
If he hated everything I loved, then there was one thing I could do, tell the worst jokes and puns in the history of jokes and puns.
"Why did the chicken cross the road"?
"Oh no, please let me go."
"Because you didn't cook it. A cowboy rides into town on Friday stays for three days then leaves on Thursday, how did he do it"?
"Please just kill me now."
"His horse's name was Friday. You know, all these corny jokes are slowly shuking your life away."
"Ahh." And with that he imploded into millions of pieces. The demons were finally killed, but I had this feeling that it wasn't the last time we would see them.
That's this part of the war, crazy way to defeat a demon right? Yeah it was kind of stupid, anyways stay tuned for the next chapter and possibly the second to last chapter of this book, but I'm planning on making a sequel. Take care everybody and goodbye.
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