Hi. I'm Vintage and welc-

HI IT'S ME MABEL

Mabel, what are you doing here?!

It's a Gravity Falls book, duh

Mabel come on. Stan and Ford can't watch Waddles. You know that.

WADDLES! I'M COMING MY SMOL PIG BABY

Thank you, Dipper.

No prob.

As I was saying, this is a Gravity Falls Randomness book and I-

Oink oink

OH COME ON CAN I NOT FINISH A SINGLE SENTENCE