(DAY NINE BEACHES!)

1.Why did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
-Because he felt it in his bones

2.What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
-Bonely

3.Why can't skeletons play Genocide?
-Because they don't have the guts.

4.Why did the skeleton turn at the halloweenparty?
-Because he had no body to dance with.

5.What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?
-The Trombone

6.What do you call a dumb skeleton?
-Bonehead

7.I have a skeleton of work to do.

8.When does a skeleton laughs?
-If you tickle his punny bone

9.How does a skeleton ask where his phone is?
-Where is my cellbone?

10.I was BONE to make skeleton puns.

11.What does a Gamer-skeleton say?
-Im very skullful

12.Bow and Arrow are in reality Bone and Marrow.

13.Why are skeletons so calm?
-Because nothing gets under their skins

14.The saxobone is also the favourite instrument of a skeleton.

15.Who is the most famous detective?
-Sherlock Bones