Ok ok this is I don't know. Why just why.  

I woke up my head still hurting. Gaster was on the edge of the bed then he smiled at me. "Are you ready to go somewhere," he asked, I nodded. I got up and he held my hand as we teleported. I looked around it was a bunch of code. Gaster stayed quiet and I was surprised. We finally teleported to a forest. "Okay this might hurt a lot," gaster said as he bit into my shoulder. I screamed out in pain. "I'm sorry I didn't mean to show you like that," gaster said regretting what he did. When he was done and the pain stoped a little I kissed him I didn't know what to do.

I tasted my own blood. I stopped kissing him when the pain came back. "So do you want to go to a bar," gaster said. "It will help the pain," gaster smiled. " Hell Yeah let's go!" I screamed with joy. We teleported to a bar. The first thing I got was hardcore whiskey. I got so drunk I didn't know what to do. I barely heard gaster say I have to go to the bathroom. I kept questioning how skeletons can go to the bathroom but then I forgot about it. The gang of 3 decided to push me making me hit my head on a table. "Hey maybe we can strip her," I heard the one in front say.  The one in the front picked me up smashing me into the wall. "Hey cutie," he smiled as he tried to kiss me.

I slapped him in the face. "Dude we should stop I think she has a boyfriend. And it's gaster so this is probably a bad idea," the only girl said trying to warn him. "No I don't care anyway who even ca......," He said but was cut off. "How about you stay away from her. And if you touch her I will kill you tar tar," gaster said getting me back and holding me. He teleported me back home and put me on the bed. I went to sleep.

What the hell was that. Bye bye