If you get the reference I am about to do you get a cookie 🍪 any kind you want.

Garry: come on (y/n) talk to me please *closes the door*

You: *walking off* I can't even look at you right now!

(Ib and Mary in another room)

Ib: what?

Mary: *silently closes the door* nothing, nothing

Ib: I thought you said everything is okay, what are they talking about?

(You and Garry)

Garry: it was a mistake, I made a mistake okay

You: A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!?

(Ib and Mary)

Ib: wait, where did they put it?

(Remember she is nine, even though I learned about sex at 8 but still!)

(With you and Garry)

You: Garry you had sex with another woman.

(With Mary and Ib)

Ib: oh, oh my god

Ib: I knew something had to be wrong because my finger nails would not grow at all yesterday

Mary: yeah well I guess they got into a fight and he got drunk and-

Ib: *hits Mary* you knew about it and you didn't tell me!

Mary: he has sex and I get hit in the head!

(You and garry)

You: you know what? I want you to leave, I want you to go right now!

Garry: no I want to stay, I wanna talk about this

You: okay.... alright, how was she?

(Ib and Mary)

Mary: uh oh

(You and Garry)

Garry: what?

You: was she good?

(Ib and Mary)

Ib: don't answer that!

(You and Garry)

You: common Garry you said you wanna talk about let's talk about it

You: how was she?

Garry: she was, she was-

(Ib and Mary)

Ib: awful, awful

Mary: not good, not good

Ib: nothing compared to you

(You and garry)

Garry: she was.... different

(Jfc garry!)

(Ib and Mary)

Ib: oooooo

Mary: uh oh

(You and Garry)

You: good different?

Garry:..... nobody likes change

You: *hits him with a newspaper*

(You go girl/boy/person!)

(Ib and Mary)

Ib: should we do something

Mary: yeah never cheat on (y/n)

(You and Garry)

Garry: look I'm sorry, I was disgusted with myself, and then this morning I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy and I just wanted to get her out of my apartment-

You: whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What time did your little friend leave?

Garry:...

You: oh my god she was there.... she was there when I was in there!

Garry:.... *gives you back the newspaper of Cheater beater*

You: *hits him with the newspaper*

Garry: look! Look! Hey, she meant nothing to me

You: yet she was worth (that one word I haven't learned in English yet, English isn't my first language I am sorry) OUR RELATIONSHIP *throws the newspaper

Newspaper: nuuuu
(;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')

Garry: *ducks*

Newspaper: X_X

(Ib and Mary)

Both of them: 😰

(You and Garry)

Garry: look I didn't know there was a relationship to (that one word) I thought we were broken up

You: we were on a break!

Garry: that for all we knew could of lasted forever that to me is a break.up

Garry: I'm not trying to get out of anything. Okay, I thought our relationship was dead!

You: well you sure had a hell of a time at the wake

(Ib and Mary)

Mary: I don't think we should listen to this anymore *reaching for the door knob*

Ib: *stops her* whoa whoa whoa! We can't go in there

Mary: why not? I'm hungry....

Ib: because then they will know we have been listening in.

(You and Garry)

You: god! And to hear about it from one of the paintings!

Garry: and I wanted to make sure that didn't happen! I ran all over the place to make sure that didn't happen!

You: *sarcastic* well ain't that sweet

(I'm changing things here on purpose so it's not stealing the work it's inspiring, so if you complaining I'm probably gonna laugh and at you and then delete your comment and laugh at you some more)

(Ib and Mary)

Mary: you know what? I think we can go in there. They have more important things to worry about

Ib: yeah but that doesn't mean they won't be fine with it!

(You and Garry)

Garry: I thought I should tell you but then Mary convinced me not to!

(Ib and Mary)

Ib: *death glare* you what?

Mary:...

Mary: keep that door shut we are staying here till starvation gets to you

(She's a painting she can't starve)

(You and Garry)

Garry: look the break would not of even happened if it were not for you hanging out with that rich boy

You: alright.... let's say I did have sex with that 'rich boy'... would you forgive me?

Garry:... well... yes...

You: pfft your telling me you would forgive me if you know his hard dick was-

Garry:*covering his ears* LA LA LA LA LA

Garry: okay yeah I would have been upset but.... it's you... so I know I could forgive you...

(Ib and Mary)

Both: awwwww

If you haven't guessed the reference

It's from a tv show called 'friends'