I dare u to write one of these on ur wall and mention the number in comments

1. I know the world isn't going to end in 2016 coz my yogurt expires in 2017

2. I love it when my computer says .. Are u sure u want to continue unprotected

3. One day my prince will come He just took a wrong turn , got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions

4. Decided to burn lots of calories so I set a fat kid on fire

5. Want to kill sexist person alive ...... But suicide's crime

6. I have two emotions: hungry and horny if u see me without erection make me a sandwich

7. I'm carrying twins but I don't know the father of other baby

8. Someone offered me grapes but I declined, I'm not used to of consuming wine in pill form

9. As a man I'm so thankful I don't have to give birth. I could never go without drinking for nine months

10. I want to be something really this Halloween So this year I'm not dressing up