Five year old me:*runs into my parents arms* 

Mom: hey kiddo!

Dad: hey my little champ.

Me: can I ask you a question?

Both of them: sure

Me: what is the biggest mistake of your life?

Mom: quitting school

Dad: sleeping with my boss wife...

Mom: huh?! What was that David?!

Dad:*runs like flash*

Mom: honey if you see me covered in blood and comes back with a urn with dust in it just know that it's your dad okay kiddo?

Me:*nods*