Puns
What suits do ducks wear?
Ducksedos
What shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad shoes
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-Toada
What do older frogs play?
Croquet (croak-ay)
What do younger frogs play?
Hopscotch
What do elephants communicate with?
Elephones
What time do ducks wake up?
The quack of dawn
Other jokes:
What do ducks pay with when at a restaurant?
Their bills
What did the bale of straw say to the grass?
Hay. (Hey.)
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar. (Ajar)
When is sleep not sleep?
When it's asleep.
What makes soup taste bad?
Changing the letter u to an a. (Soap)
Why do witches not like toads?
They got their warts from them.
What do parent pumpkins call their baby pumpkins?
Jack
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