D: What's todays date?

W: the 13th of friday

D: so....

W: .....so what?

D: friday the 13th

W: i still don't get it

W: wait

W: ohhhhhh

D: can't believe you almost forgot it

W: happy birthday you little demon

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W: how old is barbie?!

W: she looks so young

D: thats cause she has plastic surgery

W: are joking or being serious?

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D: Why is there a mustache under my bathroom sink

D: with a sheet of paper next to it with your phone number

W: ohhhh

W: i see you've found my secrete 'stache'

D: .......

D: thats actually pretty cool

W: thanks. Ive been waiting for you to notice for four months now

D: how have i NOW noticed it?

W: *shrug*

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D: Bruce got another filing cabinet in the office

D: he asked me to label it

D: so i labeled the top, 'top secret'

D: and the bottom, 'bottom secret'

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Special Appearance from Roy

W: we've got a code red

R: what happened

W: gotham academy, taunting

R: who's the monster that hurt our brother

W: Joe Creve. don't know where he lives though

R: I've got it

R: meet you at 920 Lakeview drive in an hour

---The Next Day---

D: Thanks guys

W: anything for you

R: brothers are here for a reason

D: i think I have dust in my eyes

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D: I'm going to sleep. don't bother me

---10 minutes later---

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

W: im bored

D: guess what!!!!!!

W: what!

D: i've got a knife

W: don't bother calling, texting, or visiting me. I have a coincidental dentist appointment! 

D: i hope that dentist rips your tongue out

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D: Hello

W: FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDEE

D: seriously?!

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W: you still coming over for dinner right

D: yeah

W: what do you want?

D: spagetti flavored cake

W: wth?

D: lasagna. i want lasagna

W: you should have just said so

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