W: this might just be the worst thing you've ever done

D: really? I feel like I've done worse

D: Guess I gotta set up my game

W: please don't. The world can't handle it

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W: fact of the day - a kangroo can break your ribs if it kicks you in the chest

D: so I'm assuming that mission you went on with Barry at Central City Zoo didn't turn out right

W: nah its all cool. I got a really nice picture with the otters before I got kicked

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W: is eating an entire lasanga on the subway illegal or how you may say 'wrong'

W: actually it doesn't matter. I'm doing it anyways

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W: Kaldur and Megan are worried cause they heard you crying in your room. you ok?

D: I'm fine. I was re-watching Big Hero 6 and Tadashi's death really hit hard for me

W: ok bro. No shame in crying

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R: hey I dropped by the Mountain to pick up Dick for Bruce but I heard him crying?

W: he probably got to the part where Baymax dies

R: oh man

W: yup

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W: so i'm making cake and apparently if you don't have eggs you can use baking powder to make it rise. wish me luck

W: help helP HELP

W: IT"S OVERFLOWING I KEEP TAKING SOME OUT BUT IT JUST KEEPS RISING HOW DO I REVERSE THIS

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D: hey, Roy won't speak to me. what's that all about? Did I do something to make him hate me that I forgot or?

W: nah. There was a poll on the news and you beat roy and every other justice league member for best hair

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W: knives are like tiny swords

D: useful knowledge
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W: ha 5 second rule I think you mean the 5 hour rule

D: dude gross

W: the potato chip was OK! sheesh
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W: ok yeah but I've never done anything wrong

D: you almost burned down your house with your chemistry kit

W: ok one wrong thing

D: you painted all of artemis' stuff pink

W: so two wrong things

W: also she hasn't exactly figured out if it was me or you yet so let's keep that hush hush

D:unbelievable
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W: I just found my fifth grade recorder!

D: ...why did you play the recorder?

W: it's a public school thing

W: I think I remember hot cross buns

W: LOL Iris just ran into my room thinking I was screaming. Awww At least I know she cares!

W: no no No she took away my recorder!!!

D: the world is safe again
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W: quick pretty girl in sight at the art museum give me a pick up line

D: are you the Mona Lisa 'cause you're a work of art

W: perfect wish me luck

W: I got slapped

D: lol
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