D: Did you know that 'Gruntled' is the opposite of 'Disgruntled' ?

D: Gruntled meaning pleased, satisfied, contented

D: Why does no one use this word?!

W: you and the english language *sigh*

D: Yet i have a better grade then you

W: shut up.

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W: And the monsters are back

W: i look up to see that the others are already ahead of us yet there are still those behind

W: it seems that many of us have made it to the top, but i don't think i can

W: My legs are going numb

W: i don't think i can hold myself up any more

D: bro. again?

D: your not even doing anything. we're on an ESCALATOR!

W: so it seems

W: BUT WILL THE BRAVE WALLY MAKE IT TO THE TOP?!

D: i don't know, and I'm not sticking around to find out

W: no!

W: Wait for me!

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D: Plan 34

W: you don't mean it!

W: like are you sure because this is life or death if we're caught

D: four years of searching, spying, and patience

D: Im sure

D: i think i've found out where alfred hides the cookies

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D: dude

D: wally

D: WALLY

W: WHAT its 3 in the morning?!

D: the cat, the horocrux

W: yeah what about it

D: its sitting at the foot of my bed

D: its looking at me

D: its not blinking

W: how did it get in?!

D: my window's open. it wasn't when i fell asleep

W: The DEMON!

W: stay still and breathe

W: if it is possessed by you, see if you can control it. get it to go back out

*5 minutes later*

W: did it work?

W: are you there?

W: tell me your alive?

W: HEY!

D: WHAT?! IT'S 3:05! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

W: Calm down! i just want to know what happened. did you get rid of the cat?

D: what cat?

W: is your window open?

D: yeah? why is it opened?

W: read your texts before this one

D: sure

*3 minutes later*

D: you don't think?

W: well there is no proof right?

D: *sends picture of cat hair near the foot of his bed*

W: Dick?

D: Wally?

W: You know i'll always be there for you, even if there are demon cats around

W: tomorrow we're having a stake-out and catching it

D: you bring the net

D i'll get the holy water

W: Hope to see you alive and well tomorrow

D: hoping for the same

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W: found two pizza coupons. One for Pizza Hut and the other Papa Johns

W: ordered pizza. Waiting for arrival

D: ha tell me what happens

*10 minutes later*

D: what happened?

W: turns out the papa johns delivery guy was really a girl. So the Pizza Hut dude had met her a month back but because they were going to different universities, they left each other. 

W: The guy was gonna propose. Well, they both got jobs as Pizza delivers ('cause they knew the other loved pizza) so they could by chance find each other. 

W: so end of story, when I opened my door, I found him proposing. Now we're eating pizza on my couch

D: room for one more?

W: sure, we've got pizza to spare