April 26 6:37AM

I slowly opened my eyes to look at the time.

"Mguh, too early..."I grumbled tiredly to myself, "Imma sleepmorr..."

I rolled back over in bed and let my eyelids fall shut, allowing my body to be pulled away once again into the comfort of my dreams.

April 26  8:56AM

I slowly opened my eyelids once more, while silently debating with myself wether or not to move out of my bed and start the day. Ultimately Puff decided that one for me by screaming at the top of his kitty lungs once more.

"So you remember how Puff interrupted my spouting of exposition?" I tiredly yawned, "Well ya see, my good buddy died recently. And no, he didn't go out with a bang. He actually went out with a splat, or whatever sound your body makes when you're crushed by a hearse."

Puff weaved his way between my legs, causing me to stumble pretty often.

"Boi pick a side."

Thankfully, Puff decided to stay on my left side as I made my way to the cereal shelf.

"I feeling marvelously edible this morning..." I silently joked to myself as I grabbed the box of Charming Marshmallows off of the shelf.

I grabbed the milk out of the fridge before making cereal the right way.

"I'm not telling you how I made my cereal. I may be in a book, but that doesn't mean people will flip out when I pour the cereal before the milk and vice versa."

I set the bowl down on the table before grabbing a seat for myself so I can have the luxury of sitting while eating my cereal.

"Oh shit before I forget, I need yo clarify something! The buddy that died was my dog, Death. He was a bull mastiff, meaning that some people would be completely terrified when a big ass dog would bound happily out after I called for death. It was hilarious, but all good things come to an end. And his was met swiftly when a hearse rolled over him. I'm just happy he didn't suffer..."

I sadly and silently finished breakfast, letting the memories of Death drift fondly through my mind. After letting the memories finish their flow, I decided to check the time and...

April 26 10:56AM

"Shit it's eleven already! I'm gonna be late!" I screamed as I frantically grabbed my phone, keys, egg, and jacket before bolting out the door.

What am I about to be late for you might ask? Well I kinda said I'd meet up with my friends at 11:00. I'm normally there on the dot while my friends are normally a few minutes late but I don't want to be late anyways. You're wondering about the egg? I am too, I have no good reasons for grabbing a raw egg. I'll probably just slip it into one of my buddies pockets later. I'm not gonna narrate the few minutes it took for me to get where I was going so fuck you; time skip bitch.

April 26 11:00AM

"Well that was an odd four minutes that I'm not gonna explain to anyone."

I decided to sit on a bench while I waited for my buddies to show up.

"GUESS WHO IT IS BITCHES!!!"

I knew that voice anywhere...

"AYY!! MAX!! MY BOI, WHAT'S BEEN YEETIN' FOR YA!!"

"NOTHIN' MUCH B!! MY SPAGHET IS STILL UNTOUCHED!!"

"DO YOU KNOW DA WA-"

"I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU GUYS KEEP REFERENCING DEAD MEMES I'LL FUCKING LEAVE!!" My other friend, Kyle, said as he slowly made his way over the grassy knoll in the field.

"Kyle, why do you hate the MEMES so much?" Max asked with a voice full of mischief.

"Because you guys always reference the dead ones, you never use any newer ones." Kyle angstily replied.

Me and Max looked at each other and knew we were both thinking the same thing; 'we gotta start dabbing, that'll really piss him off.'

"What are you guys planning.?"

Max and I both simultaneously started to say, "...3...2...1..."

"You better no-"

Before he could finish his sentence, Max and I started furiously dabbing circles around him.

"IS SOMEONE TORMENTING KYLE WITHOUT ME!!" My third friend, William, screamed as he T posed his way over a hill on his longboard.

"Come and join the fun!" Max screamed to William, who happily took him up on the offer and joined in.

"Hey bitc-" My final friend, Kayla, started to say before she saw the scene before her: three of her friends were dabbing around a very pissed off Kyle.

"Aw come on guys. You couldn't wait till I showed up?"

"Hey K, you wanna join?" asked William.

"Guys we gotta stop, his head's about to explode." I jokingly stated.

And I was right, he had a vein popping out of his forehead. It looked like it was about to burst.

"Point taken." Both Max and William solemnly replied.

"Now that everyone's here, what are we gonna do?"

Well that was shitty, I guess staying up till eleven to write a story isn't really good for the creative juices. I hope that this story doesn't piss you off too much, because there are gonna be OLD MEMES EVERYWHERE!! No spot in this story from this chapter onward will be safe from my usage of old Memes! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!