You know what's really annoying??

automatic hand dryers

No

Maybe

That's an uninspired example

I'm referring to my brother

the jam stealer

?

The very same Crofters thief I mentioned upon our first meeting, yes

The villain who filled my apartment with feral cats

Who is somehow resilient to filth that would infect any other man

Who even...

Dare I say it...

double dog dare u

Thinks DON BLUTH is better than ~DISNEY~

are u saying the secret of nimh isnt a masterpiece

cuz if so i hate to tell u this but once again youre an idiot

I'm not saying the tale of a mother mouse's massive love for her children is anything less than wonderful

But you must admit that in terms of STYLE and FANTASTIC SITUATIONS, ~Disney~ is superior!!

Could Don Bluth have worked on something as marvelous as The Rescuers?

he worked on it initially actually

What no he didn't

How do you know that

wikipedia

its a thing

Whatever

My point is

theres a point

Why yes its my SWORD and I'm about to disembowel you with it!!

kinky

HOW is that

You know what, I don't want to know

Since I'm LOCKED OUT of my apartment and my brother is nowhere to be seen!!

hold on

u live with ur brother

i thought u said he had a house

When did I say that??

We live in the same apartment

Which isn't usually a problem except when he leaves and I can't GET IN

ha

I suppose I'll sleep in the theatre tonight

if theyll even let u in

if no one calls the cops bc they see a dude breaking in when no one should be there

if u dont die on the way and no one knows u were even there

YOU know, don't you?

You'll serve as my witness as I have for you

ill look for the headline:

florida man dies preventable death

but srsly this sounds like a bad idea

Oh shut up Secret of Wimp

You spend your free time wandering the wilderness at night which is very adventurous and admirable but also means you have NO ROOM to judge!!

And anyway basement window is always unlocked, and the costume designers love to stay late so there won't be any motion-sensitive alarms to set off

I'll just sneak in and out before anyone gets there in the morning

ok but if u get arrested im not bailing u out

so like

be careful I guess