Now with the Merry Men.

Robin: *huff* ....
Little John: WOW! WHAT WAS THAT THERE, HUH? THAT SURPRISED ME...
Robin: I should be saying that! Long time, no see! What made you want to visit me?
Little John: ugh! It's complicated!
Robin: How so?
Little John: DUDE! YOU SHOULD TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!! HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO CATCH YOU RED HANDED!?
Robin: oh...
Little john: go on...tell me..i'm listening...
Robin: oh..uh..let's see--
Little john: -sit down..
Robin: ..okay...so...uh..remember the time when we finally got rid of that Prince John? And was that...?
Little John: yea, that issue..
Robin: right..that.. i really can't remember that anymore...
Little john: well, it has been like 7 years already..you were still 15 that time..
Robin: yea...now I'm like..22..
Little John: WHAT!? 22? THEN, IVE REALLY GOTTEN OLD!!
Robin: why? How old are you now?
Little John: I'm now 28!!
Robin: OHOHO!! THATS SOMETHING!!
Little John: yea...time really past by so fast right?
Robin: yup...
Little john: *sigh* so, who was that again? Who's Red aNd Morel?
Robin: oh that...well, it's a very long story...
Little john: i'm all ears..
Robin: well..you see..after we got rid off that darn Prince John, remember i left Nottingham? I didn't even told my sweetheart..
Little John: sweet--OH!!
Robin: ...*nods* Maid Marian...i know...i wasn't able to tell her..but I left Nottingham, and went on a journey. I know that there will be some who'll think of a plan to get off my head..i know..so, i left, and went to a place..i even stole someone's map for it!
Little John: typical!
Robin: silly me!...i even have that map till now..anyway, so I looked at the map and saw a place called Nichillina. I went there. I was covered with thick cloaks until a little girl approached me. She wasn't too small..i guess she's 12. She approached me, and placed a lemon on my hand. She told me to keep it. I never forget that girl. She was wearing a red hood with her everyday. I kept looking for her everyday, i have to see her. I feel that there's something in this girl that i really don't know. So, i talked to her, took her to a forest. I showed her this dagger! She wasn't afraid. I told her, " Listen to me! This dagger! You see this dagger? If i put it near your throat, you'll die! You got me?" She wasn't even crying! Instead, she gave me another darn lemon! I told her, " STOP GIVING ME DARN FRUITS ALL THE TIME!" but she told me this, " you're not a wolf, right mister?" I asked her, " why would you think of that?"
She said, " Mr. Wolf eats lemons. Tell me, why is it that when wolves eats lemons, they sprout red juice? " i asked her, " how does this red juice taste like? " she answered, " it hurts..and i don't like the taste! It's bitter in every way..." she knew..she knew it's blood...i know that she was being as innocent as she looks like, but...i guess she's not.
Little john: I think, when she was as young as ever, those wolves went in her house and ate her family..and maybe someone just told her that those eaten are called lemons. That happens everytime...
Robin: that's exactly what happened...
Little john: AIYAH!! THATS HORRIBLE!!!
Robin: yea...so, after that, the governors of Nichillina separated the Old and the young.. cause at that time, there was a plague that broke thru. So, that girl was forced to visit her Grandma everyday, despite on how long the trip might be. Now, i noticed something here...this girl, isn't one of those greedy people whose riches i stole. She's one of those people i'm suppose to help. So, there. I made a promise to her to be her 'knight and shining armor'. She didn't made fun of me. She actually appreciated the stuff i do for her. Until, bews spread from Nottingham to Nichillina. To there, i'm still wanted as ever. So, now she's 19. And there i'm doing my business again. And during our trip, we met a new recruit to our group. She's a mushroom queen of a kingdom called Minish woods.
Little john: sweeet! How old is this queen?
Robin: don't get any bad ideas, she's still 13..
Little John: awww . .what a bummer! So, lemme guess...you got caught in Connaid?
Robin: obviously, yes.
Little john: how? Wait..Hansel and Gretel?
Robin: good guess..how did you know?
Little john: same thing happened. Friar truck was the victim, not me. They knew he was one of our Merry men, so they reported him for Witchcraft. Ridiculous!
Robin: yea...their witch hunters..
Little John: you got a point there. ..
Robin: soo...how about Nottingham?
Little John: AW, DUDE! I FORGOT! THATS THE REASON WHY I WENT TO YOU!
Robin: eeeh? Why? What's up?
Little John: OH, DUDE! THERES THIS CRAZY QUEEN THAT TOOK KING RICHARD OFF THE THRONE! SHES MAD AND NUTS!! I HEARD SHE GOT TWO DAUGHTERS AND SHE JUST SOLD THEM TO SLAVERY JUST BECAUSE THEYRE PRETTIER THAN HER!!
Robin: ..that's just pathetic! What happened to Marian?
Little John: oh, she's fine...in the cellar...
Robin: WHAT!?
Little John: she's gone mad and started attacking girls cause she's gone paranoid! She thought that you were cheating on her...Are you?
Robin: why? Who? Little red? Bah! Fuu! Course not!
Little John: are you sure bout that?
Robin: yup! Sure..
Little John: good then...
Robin: ......
Little John: oh boy. I gotta find some berries in here for a while. I smell some not far from here. Gotta get them berries..
Robin: 'kay. I'll be here..

Until...there's a sudden sound that came from somewhere near by...

Robin: what was that? ..... John? Was that you? ...

Okay...so uh..i'll stop with the uhm...the drabble thing...
It's just that..i think this book isn't formal anymore...gotta have more reads...that's all..

Sorry for bothering you guys..

Tune in next chapter~