Today is the day I begin reaping the benefits of my long and arduous conquest to help reshape the villainous vagabonds that plague our nation with their very existence. It took many years to get to this point, I plan to use the time I have gained wisely and efficiently. It has come to my attention that some of them know each other. I suppose it makes sense, misery loves company, as they say. Two of them are related, twins. It’s almost a miracle that I found them. Homeless twins are rather rare. The other three aren’t related, but seem to be familiar with each other. Friends, I would imagine. By the time I’m done reforming them, I sense that status will change.