Demus
Tw- this is Remus he's going to he's flirty and mentions s3x I apologise this is the only way I can think it could go
Au- soul mark.
tattoo of the name.

Janus didn't think he would ever meet someone by the name of Remus, it's such a strange name much too similar to the oddness of his own, but at least Remus was cool, his.. sure it named after some greek god but its still a very feminine name which got him teased at even into adulthood, not to mention the birthmark that covered half his face didn't make him the most attractive so he was expecting someone who was going to a platonic soulmate who would attempt to be friends with him but eventually would leave.

what he didn't expect was a man walking into the law firm in semi-formal clothing going up to him smirking then bluntly stating "you're cute, can I have your number for possible sex?" Janus was froze face flushed in embarrassment as coworkers watched this exchange, "no I'm sorry er am not interested in that stuff" the man's face fell seeing the awkwardness the other showed, "oh fucking shit did I make you uncomfortable sorry! I fuck! ROMAN WHY DID YOU DARE ME TO DO THIS!" he shouted a man came out from behind an office vending machine looking similar aside from the obvious missing moustache and lack off sliver/ grey streak "I didn't! you decided to do it anyway!" they groaned shouting back "why didn't you stop me then! he can sue me for possible misconduct now!"

Janus watched as the two continued to argue until he just found it funny and held back his laughter till it was getting too much, he cracked and as soon as he did the twos arguing stopped watching him bent over wheezing with laughter, he laughed so hard that his face hurt with smiling too much and his diaphragm ached with lack of oxygen, "I'm sorry I just- ehe! I can't help it!" he wiped his eyes to remove some of the happy tears.

Roman looked at the identical person next to him, smiling, before getting an onslaught of messages, "I've got to go, my dark prince is calling for me" he says turning and walking away, the one with the moustache turned and cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted, "have fun fucking your boyfriend Roman!" roman tuned around "we're both asexual! we're not doing that!" "that's what you think! Virgil might have other plans!" Janus smirked at the shoutfest of embarrassment he looked at his watch seeing the time was for him to clock off for the day,

"So, what are you doing after this? can I offer you a good time?" Janus took a step away from them and shook his head, "look, I don't even know your name I don't think id want to go anywhere with you, even if your hilarious" Janus says quickly in defence already walking away, the guys walk after him "alright, let's start over!" Janus froze confused, "wait, are you serious? I don't believe you" the man nods holding out his hand a wide grin, "of course! the names Remus, yours is handsome I ass-ume?"

Janus remained silent after hearing the introduction, he glanced around seeing no one around, "ok that's not funny, tell me your real name" 'Remus' looked at him wide-eyed "my name is Remus I apologise for some other asshole named Remus who decided to mess with you. but I assure I am only inappropriate and mildly intrusive" Janus looked 'Remus' up and down with a look of frustration "i-i don't get it! how can this be you!" Janus says gesturing to the other who was obviously trying to find out why this man was struggling to understand that his name was actually Remus.

"Can I please have your name? I feel bad not having yours when you know mine." Janus looked at him with a raised brow, "you already know it, after all... it's imprinted on your skin." Remus beamed and hugged Janus instantly "holy fucking shit! I'm so happy your not a girl! and you're sexy! thank god!" he spun Janus around who was panicking "LET ME GO YOU ABSOLUTE TRASH GOBLIN!" Remus laughed placing him back on solid land where he fixed his hat and tie, "I apologise, but, I still don't understand" "what's there to not understand sexy! I find you attractive and would be more than happy to fuck you!" Janus' nose twitched "not that! HOW do you find me attractive! and why do you not hate the name! you've had Janus branded on you for litteral years and yet your so happy to find me?"

Remus chuckled, "well whoever doesn't see the sexy snake I do is blind and ill need to beat them up, sure Janus is used as a female name but also it's named after a cool Greek God so... Fuck whoever teases you for the name, they have me to deal with now bitch" Janus blinked at the guy in front of him unable to form a proper response. Remus sighed, "since sex is off the table do you want to like... Get a fucking coffee? Is that what people do for dates? That's a thing right?" Janus nodded slowly "sure, why not? And I have a rule Remus" Remus looked a the other who held a confident smirk "whats that snakey?"

"No sex until the twelfth date." Remus groaned "damn Jan! You seriously not interested?" Janus laughed patting him on the back, "oh I am, I just want to make sure you're here to stay. And are not planning on leaving as soon as you do." Remus shrugged at the logic,

"Make sense, and I am going to take that as a challenge, I can't wait to get to know you sexy Janus" Janus smiled softly as the two walked to the coffee at the corner of the street.

"Ditto with you Remus"