A/N Heyyyy ppl, I'm not dead and here is your story. Before we start, this story was requested by lamming19. It's about how Tony Steve and Stephen became Peter's dad. Enjoy!

Tony

Every one knew that Tony and Peter had a father son relationship. But it didn't become official until a late night joke.

Peter had just finished patrolling on Friday, swinging to the tower because he stayed over on the weekends since May always worked late. He was bruised, scratched and hungry. He swung through the window that was always open at that time into the penthouse kitchen and saw Mr.Stank typing on his laptop. He looks like a dad lolz,  Peter thought and with a sly grin, said.

"Daaaaaad, I'm hungry" Peter expected all sorts of thing but the reply that came was unexpected. Without missing a beat, Tony said

"Hi hungry, I'm dad" They both froze until someone bust out laughing.

"Oh my LOKI！They finally said it" They turned to see Natasha come in with a grin. They were screwed. The next morning, the father son duo came in to see everybody handing Nat 20 dollars

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Steve(The mom)

Steve, like the others, was very protective of Peter. But he was more like a dad than an uncle since he was dating Tony (Stony bishes deal with it). The time when he knew it was official that he was a mom, was when he saw Peter leave the tower without a coat on in December.

"BYE DAD, BYE POPS!!"Peter shouted

"Bye Peter" Tony said. Steve looked over at him about to . say bye when he saw that Peter wasn't wearing a coat.

"PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!" Peter froze. Steeb only used his angry voice once and it was not a memory Peter wanted to remember

"Yes pops?" he asked nervously

"How many times do I have to tell you to put a coat on be fore you remember?"Steve said in his PSA voice.

"Sorry pops" Peter said, relaxing visibly and went to greab a cooat. After Peter left, all the Avengers turned to him like they practiced this for a long time and said

"Hi mom"

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Stephen

Dr. Stephen Strange, Master of the Mystic arts, Tony's awesome facial hair bro, or as Peter liked to call him dad #3, had some form of OCD but when it came to Peter's room, had had already given up. So you can imagine the surprise when he came in finding that his desk area was less messy. On top of it all, was a sheet of homework that was due today so the wizard decided to pop over and give it to him (Peter had his own room because even though Stephen won't admit it, he loved that kid)

Oh fuck, is it so hard to remember to bring my homework from the sanctum? Apparently it was and Peter blamed it on the flying broomstick, like the ones in Harry Potter.

So here he was, wanting to die because it was fourth period and the teacher said that if he forgot his homework one more time he would get detention, which would lead to one of Steve's PSAs.

When the teacher go to him, he was about to say something when a portal opened up next to him. A few people shrieked then realising it was the Dr.Strange, they shut up.

"I certainly hope I'm not late," Stephen Strange, in all his glory, said while holding up Peter's homework. Peter thought Strange has been hanging around Tony alot since they (Tony) started the Awesome Facial Hair Bros club (Not Ironstrange or I prefer to call it Strangeman, sorry).

"N-n-no Mr-I mean Dr.Strange"

"Good. Peter don't forget your homework again"He said and with a huge hug from Levi, they left back through the portal only to come back a second later.

"Oh I forgot to tell you, Tony said it's family dinner today. The team will all be there and when I say all, I mean all. Let's just hope the couples will tone down the PDA, I'll pick you up after school. Bye!" and this time he really left for good.

Needless to say, the teacher didn't get any teaching done today.