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Everything was not  well. Not for Stephen at least. First Tony send Peter, who nobody can say no to with those puppy dog eyes, to ask him to go to Disney. Stephen obviously said yes so here he was, stuck between the meme buddies while listening to them scream out vines. He was tempted to magic away all of the road work signs because if he heard another vine about it, so help him-

"Road work ahead?"

"Uh yeah, I sure hope it does"

-...he couldn't do anything. If he so much harmed a tiny skin cell on Peter, not that he would, Tony Stank would kill him and don't even start on Natasha Romanoff. She would resurrect him just to kill him again. Man was he scared of that woman.(Isn't everyone?)

FRIDAY was currently driving, which left the others with nothing to do. Except Tony and Bucky. Things were pretty rough at the beginning for them but after Tony 'accidentally' blurted out that 'language' joke again, they instantly clicked. For one, Bucky started howling with laughter because Steve swore like a sailor in the Howling Commandos and two, Tony needed blackmail material. They instantly started exchanging stories until Steve had to throw Bucky out of the tower. Literally. Now the publicly dubbed 'Steve Rogers embarrassing squad' were recounting every single story that even made Stephen laugh a little. I mean, it's not everyday you hear that the Captain America once got his head stuck in a lamp.

So you could basically hear the relief in Steve's eyes when FRIDAY announced that they were there. Peter and Shuri were the first to get off, talking about 'splash mountain' and 'expedition everest'. People stopped to stare as the avengers each go off the van and Scott made it small. After the people got out of their shock, they immediately whipped out their phones and started recording or taking pictures until one glare from the Russian assassins stoped them. They separated into groups for the first hour. 

Group A was Shuri, Peter and Nat

Group B was Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony (someone had to monitor the grandpas with technology)

Group C was T'Challa, Scott, Clint and Bruce(poor him)

Group D was Stephen , Wanda, Vision and Thor. The others figured that it would take a lot to stop Thor if he got too exited so they sent the wizard people to supervise him and Vision just in case. (I think that everyone) 

---------Group A----------

This was probably the group that got the most things done. Natasha could ride everything Peter and Shuri were up to and sometimes she was the one encouraging the teens to do it. They won half of the arcade especially the darts because when you have an assassin that could do about anything, a kid who shot webs for his life and never missed, and a physics genius who knew exactly how much force is needed and the angle to throw, darts were child's play. Their favourite though, was Tower of Terror. Peter and Shuri were used to this and Nat, well, no jump scare could scare her.

--------Group B-----------

It was hilarious watching the super-soldiers' faces as they saw the rollercoasters. Tony loved them even with his traumatic past but Steve and Bucky were horrified.

"Won't we fall out?"

"How is that safe?"

"How do we stay on?"

Which Tony and Sam just laughed at. After they moved on, Tony discovered that Steve was good at the ring tossing and Bucky absolutely smashed the Whack a Mole game. Tony payed extra money just incase Bucky broke the machine. Sam was good at pac man which Tony didn't question for some reason. 

--------Group C-----------

This was probably the most chill group since Bruce was the one supervising but they had their fun. Clint almost got killed for saying "T'Challa, go eat your food" when Mickie mouse came up to them to which T'Challa retaliated when they got some seeds and threw then at Clint.

--------Group D-----------

The android filmed calmly as Wanda and Strange tried to pull Thor back to his seat when they went on the Expedition Everest because, and I quote, 'I shall defeat the monster so it will not harm mortals anymore!" .....yeah. They had to teleport off the rollercoaster because Thor was seconds away from breaking it. They didn't want Tony to pay for their things especially after Civil War where Tony picked up after them.

Time skip-----

The Avengers were chilling in the hotel pool when Peter splashes Bucky. Without looking afraid. Steve look terrified and is one second away from jumping into the pool to restrain him. Wand and Stephen prepared their magic just in case. Everyone else(except Shuri because she know whats going on) looked different degrees of terrified until Bucky grins and sends an even bigger wave back at Peter, then Shuri joins the fight while shouting vines. Thor gives a hearty laugh and also joins. The parents (Tony and Steve) had the ' I am so done with your shit look' and just sat back and talked about random stuff. 

After the fight where everyone except Tony (who was now drunk) was Steve was drenched, they decided to play some games.

"Ohhhhh lets play T or D!" Peter exclaimed."I'll go first! T or D Auntie Tasha?"

"Dare."

"Hmmm, I dare you to sap the most idiotic person in the room" Peter said. Nat stood up and walked over to a drunk Tony and slapped him.

"Heeeeyyyyyy! Whhhaaat was thaat for?" His words were slurred so it was clear now that he was very  drunk.

"Tony, Truth or dare," Nat asked. Tony, the idiot(Nat was right), didn't seem to sense her evilness, picked dare.

"I dare you to give Steve a lap dance."Stunned silence. Then Bucky started laughing so hard, he fell off his chair. Soon the others joined him. Tony was shameless drunk so he picked a random song from his playlist and had Bucky tie Steve down. Peter and Clint had it live streamed to every single social media base and tony stared dancing. They only stopped when Tony started riding Steve and Bucky laughed to hard at Steve's face, he accidentally cut the rope. Immediately, Steve moved Tony off him and glared at Bucky. 

The avengers started calming down one by one and continued the game.

"Since Tony is drunk and can't ask questions, we'll let Steve ask the dare." Shuri said.

"Ok, Nat truth or dare?" Natasha knew this was coming but it didn't stop her from choosing dare.

"Good. I dare you to sing a Russian duet with Bucky" Nat shrugged nonchalantly and started looking through some of her favourites. She chose Kolibelnaya and they started to sing. ( I'm going to put the translated version because I think it's a beautiful son and the meaning it really beautiful)

When there is already no strength and I press on the gas,
then something more than us protects us.
Free winds drove me around the world -
And where every day, as a last chance.

Our little baby is our life,
When it's hard for us to take a new step -
And it seems that I have become a stranger to you,
We see our souls in his eyes.

You know, I can't fly in the clouds.And I definitely don't draw on romance.
But for you I can give my life,
And you would never betray me.

Go to sleep, baby, what do you see there,
Where is the eternal war of good and evil?
And time grinds even the cities to dust,
But your rivers continue your ocean.

 Everyone clapped because who knew the Russian assassins could sing so beautifully? After they played some more games (might write a fic for it), they called it a night. 

When they got back, the beautiful best friend of Tony Stark, CEO of stark industries aka Pepper Potts absolutely blew it 

"ANTHONY EDWARD FUCKING STARK, WHY DID YOU THINK GIVING CAPTAIN AMERICA A LAP DANCE WAS A GOOD IDEA???? THE COMPANY HAS BEEN BLOWING UP WITH QUESTIONS THAT YOU WILL ANSWER! D YOU HEAR ME??!!?? And I don't blame you Steve, hon. You couldn't have controlled it, being tied up to the chair." Lets just say that the conference was a really awkward one and Tony probably learned his lesson.