Maniacal_Jane15: I dare Patrick to fake date Squidward!

SarahJStine: I dare Patrick to kiss Slappy as Patricia.

SHIMMER COPPER: Ooh. Two dares at once. Our ashj36 is so smart!

MABEL PINES: This should be awesome!

IRONIC COPPER: How are we going to get Squidward to fake date Patrick, and Slappy to kiss Patrick? Squidward knows that Patrishia is Patrick, and Slappy already has a girlfriend.

HELEN CRANBERRY: I have just the thing. *takes out a bottle of blue liquid out of purse*

KOBUL PASTINGS: What is that?

WINIFRED PASTINGS: Allow me to explain. Helen?

HELEN CRANBERRY: *nods* By all means.

WINIFRED PASTINGS: A year ago after I created Tippy Tiny, I met Helen Cranberry. We soon became the best of friends and started working on certain projects together. It was not too long until Helen confessed to me about her feelings for Stanford Pines. Using that genius brain of hers and my potions, we created a love potion. Whoever drinks the love potion will instantly fall in love with the first being that they see.

HELEN CRANBERRY: *blushes a little and turns to Stanford* I was going to use it on you, but I did not want to be selfish and force you to love me.

STANFORD PINES: Helen, I already love you. *kisses Helen on cheek*

BELL STAR: Aww.

CHRISTOPHER WALKINS: *raises hand* I have a question. If it is a love potion, why is the liquid blue, and not red?

HELEN CRANBERRY: *looks at bottle* I have no idea. It just turned out that way.

CANDANCE FLYNN: How are we going to get Squidward and Slappy to drink the potion?

PLANKTON: Leave that to me. *rubs hands together* SpongeBob, get Patrick ready for his "dates." Doofenshmirtz, make a couple of calls.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Alrighty!

Later, at a nearby restaurant...

SLAPPY: I wonder why Doofenshmirtz wanted us to meet him here - at a classy restaurant.

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES: I do not know. However, I have to admit that he does have good taste for choosing such a fancy restaurant.

SLAPPY: *sigh* I feel that we are in some sort of dare trap, Squidward. *starts drinking a glass of water*

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES: Nonsense! We are... *looks at Slappy with a confused look* Slappy, you do not look so good.

SLAPPY: *grunting and stands up* I will be right back. *walks away*

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES: *drinking a glass of water* I wonder what is wrong with...him...

PATRICK STAR: *disguised as Patricia and speaks in a girly voice* Hello there! *walks up to Squidward* Are you alright?

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES: Patrick?! *grunting* Why do I have such a... *looks up at Patrick* ...headache? *eyes form into hearts and smiles* Oh, my love! You are finally here! Kiss me!

PATRICK STAR: Ugh! This was not part of the dare! *knocks Squidward out cold*

SLAPPY: *comes running at Patrick* Sweetie! *quickly grabs Patrick and kisses him*

Plankton: Ha! Those dimwits never even noticed that I put the love potion in their drinks! Remember, folks. Keep askin' and keep darin'!