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Aryaleen Kili and Lais are online.

Lais: so....

Kili: soooooo.......

Aryaleen:......Elladan is asleep....

Lais: so is Fili....

Everyone: WE SHOULD PRANK THEM!

Lais: come on let's do Fili first!

Kili: YAAS!

Girls*grab scissors*

Fili: *snores*

Lais: *chops off some of beard*

Aryaleen: wait! Put the hair beside himXD

Kili: come on! Let's do Elladan!

Aryaleen: *spreads Fake hair around his head* that way it'll look like he's losing it XD

Both wake up.

Fili: OH MY EREBOR! IM GROWING OLD!

Elladan: *pops in* ME TOO! ITS AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE!

*Doc the dwarf walks in*

Doc: I'm sorry... There is nothing I can do... You only have days to live....

Both: WERE TOO YOUNG TO DIE! *sob hysterically*

Maid: King Thorin requests your presence at the dinner table.

At dinner

Thorin: you two have been awfully quiet... What's wrong?

Fili: *stands up while holding wine glass.* I have an announcement today

Elladan: *stands up* me too.

Fili: A few hours ago .... We found out that we are losing hair in massive amounts....

Elladan: *sniffs* and the Doc said we only had days to live....

Fili: *sniffs* A toast! To erebor! For being a great home!

Elladan: To rivendell!

Fili: to My brother!

Elladan: to my family!

Fili: to my babiezzzzz

Everyone: O_O

Elladan: to my lady love! *sobs* it's been a wonderful year!

Aryaleen/Lais: *trying not to laugh*

Thorin: *trying not to smile*

Lais: uh.... I believe there is a misunderstanding....

Aryaleen: you're not going to die...

Lais: it was all a prank XD

Elladan: YOU MEAN WERE GONNA LIVE???

Fili: OH HALLELUJAH! *hugs Elladan*

Lais: should we make a bromance ship name?

Aryaleen: Royalelf it is! :D