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"Red riding hood never knew her grandmother was the big bad wolf, and the big bad wolf plans to keep it that way,"

[ Bill ]

I went to (y/n)'s dreams tonight, even though that was the last place I'd rather be in. She'll probably tell me all about her date tomorrow with Pinetree with all her giddiness.

To my annoyance, she actually did. She tells me all about it in perfect detail and I swear I could honestly see the hearts in her eyes. it was tiring to listen to her ramble about him. What was so special with Pinetree anyways? I was much more good looking than him and my human physique makes every girl in this universe chase after me. Pinetree doesn't even look half as good as me, heck he doesn't even look a quarter good of me.

The question that haunts my mind now is a single word I now despise greatly: Why?

Why does she like Pinetree more than me when I'm smarter, cuter, more good looking than him? I let out a frustrated sigh as (y/n) continues her yapping. Human women are so confusing.

"Hey ugh, (y/n)?" I ask and cut her off as she was about to explain the kiss she got from Pinetree. She raises her gaze to look at me, her (e/c) eyes glinting with curiosity. "Yeah?"

I look away from her, afraid to look at her directly. She causes my human heart to skip when I do, which makes me more annoyed of this human form. "I just need to do something outside your dreams for a moment, you won't mind me leaving for a while will you?"

(y/n) crosses her arms then puffs out her chest with a pout playing on her lips. "Fine but you owe me a super fun dream tomorrow or your dead," I chuckle lightly at what she said. "I'll keep that in mind, sweetheart," I said as I began to fade away. "Oh! I also need to punish you for lying and for just being a complete donkey on Dipper!" she exclaims just before I exit her dreams. Now I'm not so excited of coming there tomorrow.

I now stand beside (y/n)'s sleeping figure. She tosses and turns a few times before finally nuzzling herself closer to the pillow she was holding. I smile at her silently before snapping my fingers and transporting myself to another person's dream.

I am surrounded by trees. The faint sound of rushing stream water is what I first hear before cascades of noises fill my ears. Sweet dream for someone so boring.

I wonder around Pinetree's dream aimlessly. I'm not really sure where Pinetree exactly was but I do know he's in here. "Bishop? What are you doing here?" Speak of the devil.

"Heya Pinetree! Finally found you in this hellhole," I said with my usual cheery voice. Pinetree's eyes widen at what I said. He defensively takes a step back. "B-Bill?! I knew I heard your voice before!" Pinetree exclaims as he points at me accusingly.

I snorted at him then snapped my fingers. A luxurious velvet couch appears in front of me and I, without hesitation, take a seat on it. "You just noticed that now, kid?" I said to him with a bored tone as I made a cup of tea appear in front of me. I gingerly take a sip of it, not that I can taste anything here in dreams. It's just a thing I do to show off or something.

"Y-you were hanging out with (y/n) earlier. What did you do to her?! Did you blackmail her to like you?! Or did you just manipulated her like me and Mabel?!" Pinetree then turns into a question bomb, throwing me questions left and right. God, I think my ears bled.

"Shut up kid, my ear drums can't handle any more of your ridiculous banter," I said to him angrily. Pinetree, ehem, Dipper glares at me then crosses his arms. "Why are you even here, Cipher," my last name seems disgusting to him since the distaste in his eyes is terribly visible.

Still, I try to hold my temper and flash him a grin. "Finally you ask the question I wanted you to ask!" I exclaim as I happily watch Pinetree frown at me in annoyance. "You see kid I only came here for a deal," I said to him with a malicious smile.

Pinetree shakes his head at me then glares daggers into my eyes. "You think I want to make a deal with you? I'd rather be burned alive, drowned, eaten by alligators and pushed into Tartarus than make a deal with you," his words are cold and serious, causing me to worry a little.

"Oh Pinetree, I only ask for something so terribly small," I said as I circled him like a predator. I want to wring his neck so much but killing him wouldn't do much for me. "And that is?" he asks with a raised brow.

"All I need is a puppet, kid! And tell me if I'm wrong, but I overheard you talking about your sister's puppet show earlier," Pinetree looks at me with narrowed eyes. "How did you kn-"

"Oh I know!" I cut Dipper off with a smirk on my face. He purses his lips at me but says nothing about it. "You give me a puppet, and I'll stay away from (y/n)!" I say with smile.

Pinetree's ears perk up a bit at what I said. "You'll stay away from (y/n)?" he repeats then considers my offer for a moment. Jackpot. "Yeah, so long as you give me a puppet that is," I said as I pretended to examine my nails. Why do people even examine their nails? There's nothing special about them anyways...

His eyes cloud for bit as he begins to decide whether or not to accept my offer. I watch him with a victorious grin but what I'm feeling now is the opposite of that. Anxiety fills me like a bucket of water. I hate it.

"Just one puppet right?" Dipper asks me to which I nod with a smile. "Yup, and I won't even use it for long so I can return it to you whenever I'm done," I say to him.

I watch as he falls into the trap I've made when he says the words, "Fine, we have a deal Bill," I let out a hearty laugh as I extend a hand engulfed in flames. Dipper takes it and shakes it with a straight face.

"So, what puppet are you going to choose anyways?" Dipper asks me with a slightly worried face. I pretend to think about my options, placing a pointer finger on my chin. "Hmm.."

"Haha! I pick you, of course!" I exclaim. Pinetree looks at me with a mixture of shock and confusion. "W-wait, wha-" he couldn't even finish his sentence because I immediately lunged towards him while laughing maniacally.

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[ You ]

You stood outside your door, tapping your foot lightly on your front porch as you checked to see what the time was. Your wrist watch read 8:43 am.

You let out a sad sigh as you wondered where the heck Dipper was. Did he bail and decided not to come or was he just pranking you?

You grumbled quietly in frustration as you watched the hands of your wrist watch move ever so slowly. You woke up early for this too. Your mom was extremely ecstatic when she heard you were going to have a date with Dipper that she even prepared and picked out the clothes you wore today.

You looked down at your attire with a smile. You wore a beautiful white gypsy which had small yellow triangles printed on it, a pair of gray shorts that barely hid your thighs and your favorite knee high brown boots. Of course you'd never forget about your earring which now dangles and flies with the wind.

Five minutes pass and Dipper still didn't show up. You were currently debating whether or not to go to the Mystery Shack to find him when a figure from the distance suddenly catches your eye.

"Hey (y/n), sorry to keep you waiting," Dipper says to you with a slightly higher voice than his usual one. He looked terribly handsome today, with the flannel he was currently wearing. Your eyes dart towards the two unbuttoned buttons that revealed a tad of his chest. You felt your face flush a little for noticing that.

You frown at him playfully and cross your arms, trying to seem mad but failing immensely. "The call time was 8:00, Pines. Make me wait here again and I'll beat you silly,"

Dipper chuckles then walks towards you. "I won't ever do that to you again, love," he says to you. You gape at him, cheeks burning red. 'Did he just call me 'love'?'

"Well then, shall we go?" Dipper asks you as he offers you his arm. You snort at how sweet and formal he was but gladly take his arm and entangle it with yours. "Yeah,"

Dipper gives a wide grin then begins walking, with you right beside him. Little did you know that the person you are walking with now is not Dipper Pines but a diabolical triangle in disguise.

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Hey everyone! This is cut short cause I'm currently having guitar lessons~ I'll update the chapter of your date tomorrow so until then everyone :3 ♡♡♡♡♡

And I'm sorry if the Bill moments here are insufficient! I love you all and I promose you the date will be amazing! See you guys soon~

Author is out, peace~♡♡♡♧♧♢♢