Don't know why I wanted to do this. I just thought of it. XD

Earth: Aww yeah! New planets that could have life on them! Woo! *does happy dance*

Moon: Yayyyy!!! But Earth...how are you going to get there?

Earth: *stops abruptly* F*ck.

Venus: Language Earth!

Mercury: Me and the Sun are best pals! Right Sun?

Sun: Sure why not.

Mercury: Yayyyy!

Mars: Ohhhh so ggggreat. You're more interested in planets that are light years away when I'm right here! Ready to be explored again!

Venus: Wooh. Triggered much?

Moon: Shut up Mars.

Asteroid Belt: One day Earth...one day. We will destroy life on you...

Jupiter: Yo! Me and these gas giants are ten times better than seven little planets!

Saturn: Yeah! Do those planets have beautiful rings like mine? Nope!

Uranus: You still make fun of my name. ;-;

Neptune: I have my dark spot! And Earth. No one cares.

Earth: You guys are just jealous that you don't have life!

Saturn: No...not really. I don't want those humans to ruin me!

Jupiter: Yeh.

Pluto: Hey guys! What's up?

Neptune: Do you guys hear anything?

Uranus: No.

Pluto: -_- Really guys.

Charon: Why you guys are so mean to my bro?!

Venus: Cuz he's not one of us!

Mercury: I don't care! I have Sun here! :D

Earth: I-I ship it...

Sun: What was that Earth?

Earth: Nothing! Heh...

Mars: Can I say something?

Moon: No.

Mars: Why?

Moon: Cuz you're jealous.

Mars: You're just a moon. Why should I listen to you?

Moon: Humans landed on me and not you.

Mars: Grrr!

Saturn: My rings are da best!

All the other planets: No one cares!!!

Earth: Well I hope the humans can get to those planets soon.

Venus: It'll take awhile.

Earth: Yes. Yes it will Venus.

There it is! XD

Bye!