Full title: Wisdom teeth surely must equal wisdom, because Peter losing his turned him into an even bigger dork

"You're going too slow!" Madison complained, looking out the window.

"Do you wanna drive?" Tony shot back as he turned a left.

"Oh my god, yes."

"Too bad," he retorted.

"I'm a great driver, you know. And I do have my license," she reminded him, glancing at the millionaire.

"Do you have any idea what a car like this costs?" he asked her.

"Why do you think I wanna drive it so badly," she muttered unsatisfied; "Oh, we're here!"

Peter Parker was having his wisdom teeth removed - something that turned out to be more difficult than it should've been. First of all, his best friend Madison insisted on coming. Secondly, he insisted on Madison coming. Third, Bruce had had to help the dentists out a little without them noticing, since their anaesthetics wouldn't last long enough on Spider-man.

In order to have that sorted, Tony had dropped Peter off after giving him his 'drugs', and then he had picked Madison up.

"Why can't I open the door?!" Madison cried as Tony parked the car. As soon as he allowed it, the door opened, and Madison bolted out, overly excited to see her friend.

"Because the car was still moving! It's a child safety look," he explained to her.

"You don't have kids?"

"No, but I have you and Mr Parker," Tony replied, locking the car with the car key.

"Peter!" Madison screamed, practically throwing her arms around the confused teenager.

"Woah, you're cute!" he replied happily. Madison laughed as she stepped back.

"Pete, it's me," Madison reminded him.

"How do you know my name? Get away from me, hot stalker!"

"Oh god," Madison laughed; "Peter, we're best friends, you dork."

"M-no, we can't be," he replied, his words still slurred.

"And why not?"

"You're too hot!" he stated, as if that explained all; "Why wouldn't I have asked you out?"

Madison looked at Tony for help, who stepped forward.

"Because you're shy and in denial of your feelings," he said honestly, even though the teenage girl only heard it as a joke; "Hey, Madison, why don't you go ask the dentists if we can take him out of here?"

"I'll be right back," she promised before leaving.

"How ya doing, kid?" Tony asked.

"Mr Stark," Peter asked with a sigh; "Do you wanna hear who my favourite superhero is?"

"Iron man?" Tony suggested.

"No, it - it's SPIDERMAN!" Peter yelled loudly, making Tony shush him.

"Well, that makes sense, I mean with you being spider-man and all," he replied after having silenced the kid.

"I'm WHAT?!" he asked loudly as Madison entered again.

"Hot stranger! You're back!" he yelled happily.

"Hey, Pete, how are you doing?"

"I'm, I'm, I'm SPIDERMAN!"

"You sure are," Madison agreed, rolling her eyes as Peter extended his arms.

"PEW PEW!" he yelled loudly.

"Are you ready to go, Peter?" Tony asked, helping him stand.

"Who's that?" Peter whispered, pointing at Madison, who rolled her eyes again.

"That's Madison," Tony replied as he helped Peter leave the building, Madison following right behind them.

"She - she's really pretty," Peter muttered.

"She's your best friend," Tony told as he supported Peter, who was trying to get in the back seat of the car; "Although, I think the two of you might end up dating soon."

"Woah, really? That's so cool!" he replied.

"Sure is, bud."

Tony closed the door and looked at Madison.

"What?" she questioned suspiciously.

"Do you wanna drive?" he offered, holding up the key.

"Can I?"

"Just this once!" Tony ordered.

"I think... I might just sit in the back with Peter," she decided with a shrug.

Tony smiled to himself as he entered the car and started it, slowly driving through the city.

"So, Madison, where am I dropping you off?" he questioned.

"Oh, you can just take me home, if it's not too much trouble," she replied quietly.

Tony took a right turn and let the kids talk in privacy, settling with glancing at them through the rear mirror.

Peter might have looked at Madison with admiration... But it was nothing against how she looked at him.